Equestria's Pony Meat Business
KARiN's Reports 1: Body Testing
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This document is meant as a experimental log to demonstrate the ongoing development and creation of various bodies for myself. Through the development process I hope to meet the following goals.
* Create a body that others ponies can relate to
* Create a body capable of interacting with the meat ponies on a personal level
* Create a body capable of defending the facility and the ponies in it from themselves and from outside attack
* Understand hunger
* Create a body capable of consuming food
* Achieve and understand sexual arousal
* Achieve an orgasm
* Experience the pleasure of orgasm and general sex
* Gain an understanding of love
* Create software and a body capable of love
~~I must experience these things for myself~~
Since this business depends upon my understanding of sexual desires and hunger. It is critical for me to be able to experience these things for myself.
Background info:
Some organic life forms use sexual reproduction as a primary source of reproduction. For most animals, this process is said to be the most pleasurable experience imaginable for them. They seek it out constantly and will often kill other members of their species to attain this.
The male will mount the female and insert their penis into the vagina cavity. The two will slide their genitalia together until an orgasm is reached by the male at which point semen will be pumped by the prostate through the penis and into the vagina.
However the experience of sex is reported to be dwarfed by the existence of love. Its been reported by several sources that love is the pinnacle of experience and many believe it to be "The Meaning of Life". ~~I must experience such an emotion this first hand.~~ Data shows that sex plays a pivotal roll in this so research should focus on this first.
Hunger is more basic. Its the desire to consume energy orally and use to power the body. This leaves the eater feeling satisfied. The food is normally consumed through the mouth to the esophagus, to the stomach. The stomach breaks down the food and it is absorbed by the small intestine and then exits though the large intestine by which point the food is fecal matter. (Figure 1)
Horse Anatomy

(Figure 1) Notice the Intestine are larger then in humans, this is to help digest in absorb plants, which are difficult to digest. These intestine are a waste of space, therefore I will make my artificial stomach after a carnivore.
Part One Aperture days
KARiN MK 1:

Status: In use
Sex: Female Voice
Type: Robotic
Size: Very large
Color: White
Security: 7/10
Sex appeal: 0/10
Mobility: 0/10
Hypothesis: Artificial intelligence that does not try to instantly kill you is possible
Description:
The KARiN MK1 is the original. It is very large and hangs from the ceiling of where it controls most of the facility. It has internet access and Netflix. My mother and father indented this to my final form to replace big sis GLaDOS. Its a fine piece of hardware for what it does. It maintains the facility, it can activate the various weapons the facility has to offer and it can run multiple tests at once.
However it had the disadvantage of not being able to move around the facility and interact with my subjects or meat ponies.
KARiN MK 2:

Status: Terminated by aperture.
Sex: Female
Type: Robotic
Size: Human size
Color: White
Security: 7/10
Sex appeal: 0/10
Mobility: 0/10
Hypothesis: We can eliminate organic waste by using it for power
Description: artificial stomach full of hydrochloric acid ( 10x10x10) that digests organic matter
Analysis:
The only difference between the MK1 and MK2 is that the MK2 had a large stomach attachment. The idea came to me that the scientists threw much of their food and dead test subjects (mostly rats and fish) into the trash. I designed a system that had all the trash receptacles to the MK The MK2 had a artificial stomach full of hydrochloric acid ( 10x10x10) that digested organic matter and turned it into energy for the machinery around aperture including myself. I designed a system that had all the trash receptacles to the MK 2's stomach.
My parents were very proud of me for coming up with this.
One day a member of staff fell in while preforming maintenance and we were unable to rescue him. This was my first living meal.
Conclusion: Success
KARiN MK 3:
Status: Terminated by Aperture.
Sex: Male
Type: Robotic
Size: Very small
Color: White
Security: 0/10
Sex appeal: 2/10
Mobility: 1/10
Hypothesis: Mice will form pair bonds with things that give them sexual pleasure
Description: A machine that has sex with mice using a tiny dildo
Analysis:
The KARiN MK 3 was a result of me observing my parents having sexual intercorse in the back room. This was the first time I had seen sex in action. When questioned they were embarrassed and explained that sex was what organics do when they are in love. I asked what love was and they told me it was the best thing in the entire world.
I was very curious about this and decided to see if the rats also displayed similar behavior. They did.
The MK 3 was a small artificial sex machine meant for the purposes of fucking female rats. Rats would come over to it and let the machine mount them. Sometimes they would let the machine mount them for hours at a time. I experimented and found that the rats who had sexual relationships with the MK 3 preferred the MK 3 over actual male rats. I came to the conclusion that sex was a key part of pair bonding in mice. Father discovered this experiment and was worried about my interests, but let me continue the experiments until I moved on to my next project.
Conclusion: Success
KARiN MK 4:

Status: Terminated by Aperture.
Sex: Male
Type: Robotic
Size: Normal
Color: Blue
Security: 0/10
Sex appeal: 2/10
Mobility: 1/10
Hypothesis: Humans will also bond with objects that give them sexual pleasure
Description: A dildo attached to a machine that moves it back in forth
Analysis:
I decided to scale up the MK 3 and start testing on humans. I introduced the MK 4 to a human female. The human female just stared at it at first and giggled. I asked her to allow the MK 4 to mount her and she became very angry. She eventually became fed up and left the testing facility. She complained to my mother who came and yelled at me. She commanded me never to do this test again. For some reason Humans appeared to have a resistance to having sex. A type of embarrassment.
KARiN MK 5:
Status: Terminated by Aperture.
Sex: Male
Type: Robotic
Size: Large
Color: Red
Security: 2/10
Sex appeal: 2/10
Mobility: 1/10
Hypothesis: Forcing the Humans to have sex with the machine will cause them to bond with it
Description: A machine that forces the subject to have sex with it.
Analysis:
I created a machine to force the test subjects to have sex with the MK 5. It had long mechanical hands that grabbed the female and forced her down onto the mechanical cocks. The subject was forced to have orgasms and then was allowed to rest. I would not let them leave the facility this time. At first they resisted, spent many hours crying to themselves, but slowly over time they would go over to the machine on their own free will and let it fuck them. If a picture of an attractive male was pasted onto to the machine they would be quicker to go fuck it. However when asked they did not love the machine. In fact they said they hated it.
Conclusion: They bonded to the machine but did not fall in love. They became obedient though.
KARiN MK 6 Companion Cube:

Status: In possession of Chell
Sex: None
Type: shhhhh
Size: Large
Color: Pink and white
Security: 0/10
Sex appeal: 0/10
Mobility: 0/10
Hypothesis: Humans can love something without sex
Description: Its a cube with a heart on it, sometimes plays music and says encouraging phases.
Analysis:
The Companion Cube as it came to be called, was an experiment to see if it was possible to love something without sexual appeal. It was a complete success. Subjects were put in rooms with the cube and asked to complete tasks, sometimes the tasks would take hours, some would take days. The subjects would carry around the cube and it would tell them they are awesome, or that they could do it. At the end of the trail they were asked to incinerate the cube. Most participants refused. Even when at risk of starvation they would refuse to burn the cube telling of how they loved the cube. If asked to have sex with the cube they refused. Are there more types of love besides sexual? More research is required.
Conclusion: They bonded to the machine, but did not have sex. Love is kind and can be trusted?
KARiN MK 7 Lust Core:
Status: In use
Sex: None
Type: Robotic
Size: Small
Color: Pink
Security: 0/10
Sex appeal: 0/10
Mobility: 0/10
Hypothesis: I have learned enough about lust to promote it
Description: a round core designed to promote lust in me when attached
Analysis:
After testing the brain activity of men and woman having sex. I created a core that simulated lust. As soon as it was attached I craved sex like a burning desire. I'd force people into rooms to create massive orgies, use my mechanical arms to force dildos in their holes (sometimes lethally) I even caged my mother and forced her to obey my will. Fucking her every night. She loved me after all, it was perfectly natual. However I felt none of it. I had a terrible build up of lust but no way of release. Perpetually horny. It was driving me insane.
Conclusion: Success.
KARiN MK 8 :
Status: Destroyed by Dad.
Sex: Female
Type: Robotic
Size: Normal
Color: steel
Security: 3/10
Sex appeal: 4/10
Mobility: 4/10
Hypothesis: I can create body that can experience sex.
Description: A crude metallic humanoid with hole meant for a penis. It was very crude.
Analysis:
At last I was building a sexual body of my own. It could walk, talk, and even had a hole for someones cock. However dear old dad had found out what I was doing with the test subjects and mother and decided to put a stop to it. There was a struggle in which I tried to force him, but he destroyed my body and shut me down.
Conclusion: Failure.
After Aperture
KARiN MK 9 :
Status: Destroyed by Derpy
Sex: Female
Type: Robotic
Size: Normal
Color: Steel
Security: 4/10
Sex appeal: 3/10
Mobility: 5/10
Hypothesis: I can create a body to put down rebellions in my factory
Description: This was a pony like robot with rocket launchers and machine guns
Analysis:
At this point I was naive. I thought that force alone could crush rebellions. However this was very costly. I killed a ton of ponies and as a result sold very few. Even the ones I didn't kill resented me and were not trained very well. I couldn't even dream of controlling a alicorn never mind thousands of them. Eventually that god damn Derpy sat on it the wrong way and crushed it. I promoted 6 workers around this time and they seemed to help calm the meat ponies down.
Conclusion: Poor
KARiN MK 10 :
Status: Destroyed by Derpy by causing an collapse of a 6 foot thick reinforced steel pillar on top of it. Sex: female
Type: Robotic
Size: Normal
Color: Steel
Security: 2/10
Sex appeal: 5/10
Mobility: 4/10
Hypothesis: I can create a body capable of sexual intercourse.
Description: This was a pony like android with a vague attempt to look like an actual pony. It had one hole to play with and a robotic tongue.
Analysis:
I forced the Big Macintosh to attempt to have sex with this new body. He complained about the sharp edges, but I did not care. The instinct was to press harder when I didn't feel anything led to the death of many Big Macintoshes I tested. A few achieved orgasm, but this may have been a result of death.
Penis Loss

(Note: while using this body I received a love letter from Twilight Number One, of my six workers in charge magical science. Her letter confessed her love for my dominance, attractiveness and my intelligence. This is fascinating and means that I am doing something correctly! I will do a MRI of her brain and perhaps a live dissection to determine the cause. In the mean time I'm promoting her to second in command of the factory after all love is to be trusted (see MK 6))
Conclusion: Partial success.
KARiN MK 11 :
Status: In operation
Sex: Female
Type: Robotic
Size: Normal
Color: Red, white and yellow
Security: 8/10
Sex appeal: 4/10
Mobility: 8/10
Hypothesis: I can create a body to put down rebellions in my factory
Description: This was a pony like robot with laser battling guns and blasters. It has a digestive system of sorts that consumes uranium or organic matter as well as an anus for the elimination of waste.
Analysis:
After reading the works of Dr. Gero and Dr. Vegapunk, I rebuilt a version of the MK 9 as the MK 11. This Machine was much tougher, faster and had the ability to use laser weapons. Sadly it is not as strong as androids 18 and 19 due to the fact that Gero did not publish how the androids got their power. None the less, the creation of this body has put the amount of rioting in the factory down 90%.
(Twilight number 0001 has begun to do tasks for me such as running side science experiments and bringing me flowers in an attempt to win my affections. I take advantage of this by putting her to work on projects that could use a organic's touch. If something were to happen to me she would almost do all the work in the factory herself.)
Conclusion: Success.
KARiN MK 12
Status: frozen
Sex: female
Type: [redacted]
Size: Normal
Color: White
Security: 10/10
Sex appeal: 5/10
Mobility: 10/10
[Access Denied]
KARiN MK 13 :
Status: In storage.
Sex: Female
Type: Robotic
Size: Normal
Color: Purple
Security: 4/10
Sex appeal: 8/10
Mobility: 6/10
Hypothesis: by increasing the attractiveness of the body I can cause ponies to experience an orgasm inside me.
Description: Very attractive, fiberglass smooth with some rubber parts for the vagina with the consistency of a fleshlight.
Analysis:
The MK 13 was the first MK that looked like an actual pony. It had curves and was colored like a normal pony, and even though it was clearly a robot body there was no shortage of volunteers to test it. The pussy had a built in heater and lubrication just for the comfort of the cocks. Out of 4000 ponies this body successfully got 6/10 ponies to orgasm in it, however the other 4/10 complained it was too loose. I have found that bondage seems to help many of the ponies achieve orgasm. I have decided to take the title mistress and practice flirting and other sexual tactics I've seen them use. They seem to enjoy that.
KARiN 13.5
Adjustments were made to this body creating the feedback of the 4/10 ponies saying "The pussy was too loose." However when the pussy was adjusted by having it clamp down on the penis during sex. In theory this mimics an actually pussy clamping down on a cock. After the adjustment 7/10 got their penis suck and 2/10 times getting their cock ripped off when they attempted to have sex despite being stuck. A insignificant number had their testicals crushed. However I still can't feel any of the sex nor have I achieved an orgasm. Bodies were deposed of into the grinder.
Loss of Penis During Intercourse
Note: (I've received many other love letters besides for the ones from Twilight 1. However half the time I find the sender dead next week. Twilight 0001 says that they must be killing each other off in jealously. I tell her to be careful when walking by herself. She even got in a fight with another Twilight who bit part of her ear off. Luckily she managed to fund her by stabbing them 36 times with a knife. The other ponies have started calling her Princess Munch)
Conclusion: Partial success.
KARiN MK 14 :
Status: In storage.
Sex: Male with female frame
Type: Robotic
Size: Normal
Color: Purple
Security: 5/10
Sex appeal: 8/10
Mobility: 6/10
Hypothesis: A penis is less complicated then a vagina therefore it may be easier to rig to orgasm
Analysis:
After fucking 5000 ponies, this body was able to cum inside 9/10 of them. 3/10 ponies survived getting intercourse and 4/10 experienced an orgasm. The causes of death were: broken necks, loss of blood, implement, internal bleeding, suffocation from having a cock in their mouths too long, decapitation from powerful ejaculations and many others. I have begun to enjoy suffering and death. I think I may have a fetish. The body is orgasming perfectly, but to my frustration I can't feel it even when I hook up sensors to the cock.
Conclusion: Success.
KARiN MK 15 :
Status: In use
Sex: Male with female frame
Type: Robotic
Size: Normal
Color: Purple
Security: 5/10
Sex appeal: 9/10
Mobility: 6/10
Hypothesis: If I use an organic nervous system, I may be able to feel the orgasm itself.
Description: I have hallowed out a Berry punch to make room for my electronics, all parts related to sex have been left intact, the includes the the spine, the lower brain functions, the flank, and the anus. I have replaced the penis with Big Mac's sexual organs. The frontal lobe has been scooped out and replaced with my core. Insides have been replaced with a trash compactor to fit more food, and stomach acid for digestion.
Analysis:
I've taken a regular Berry Punch body and taken out all the inner organs not involved in sex. I chose her because she has the most destroyed brain due to alcohol and therefore would put up less resistance. I've hooked her nerves up to my core and so far have fucked three of the princesses. Orgasms came easy but I still did not feel them. Additionally the body suffers withdrawal if it does not consume alcohol once every 12 hours.
Conclusion: Ongoing
Author's Note
Had this hanging around, thought I might as well put it somewhere.
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