Twilight is My Favorite Pet
Twilight's POV
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I woke up today feeling cramped and irritated. I attempted to stretch only to find bars where my headboard should have been. I opened my eyes to find myself in a kennel, for dogs. It was just a black barred cage, a food and water dish sat in the corner. I looked around the room, I was in a dim room with no windows, and four other different kennels. I heard the creak of a floorboard. Out of a door I hadn't noticed came Pinkie. She locked the door and stuck the key into her spongelike mane.
"Oh you're awake! We can get started then." She said in an oddly cheerful voice for somepony who just found their friend locked up, unless, no that would have been impossible. "Pinkie what's going on?" I asked.
"Well remember how Gummy died a few weeks ago?" She tilted her head.
"Yeah...."
"Well I thought since I have five amazing friends, why not make my favorite friend my pet!"
"That's funny Pinkie, who would ever go for something like that?" I asked, then I realized I was the pet.
"You're the last one I need to make my pet collection complete! She pushed a button and the lights turned on
She pulled a cover off of what I thought was an inflatable cactus, it turned out to be a giant birdcage, where Rainbow Dash sat on a perch, whistling.
She pulled off another tarp to reveal Fluttershy running a giant hamster wheel. She continued pulling off tarps and from what I could understand, she had kidnapped all of us to make pets. Rarity was a lizard, Applejack was a cat. "You see, you all have new names now! Dash is Frowny, Flutters is Cupcake, Rarity is Scaly, Applejack is Mrs. Furryhead. And you're Fluffles! " she gestured at my neck. I wore a dog collar that read "Fluffles" I tried to use my horn, but I found I couldn't concentrate. "You see! I knew you would try to use your magic! So I made a magic proof collar!" She seemed so happy, dancing around excitedly.
"Pinkie! Let us go!" I yelled. "Not unless you agree to something." She yelled back as she shoved a cupcake down my esophagus. "What?" I asked after I got the cupcake down. "You have to be my pet, forever!" She waved her hooves around.
"What would that mean?" I asked, truly curious.
"Well, We'll take walks with your leash, you eat dog food, you sleep in the kennel, you get groomed and fixed, and you let me dress you up!" She yelled all too happily. I looked at the pleading looks on my other friend's faces. "Fine Pinkie! I'll be yours ! If only you let the others go free." I sighed. She grinned and pulled the key out of her hair. She unlocked the girls and they ran out. I was unlocked last. "This is gonna be fun." She laughed and attached a leash to the collar. I walked up the stairs, mortified.
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Pinkie, over the next few weeks enjoyed herself quite a bit, I tried my best to save my dignity, but to no avail. She treated me like a puppy, once she made me pee on somepony's leg, just so she could scold me. Every night, I was locked up in a kennel in her bedroom, forced to wear a frilly pink dress and booties, and she even took me to the vet to get me fixed. Thankfully, she didn't accept.
I grew used to being Pinkie's pet, in a weird way I liked it.
WHAT AM I SAYING
The End.
Twilight is My Favorite Pet
Bonus Chapter:Where am I?
Pinkie awoke attached to a leash. "Huh, that's weird." She said. A crazy-eyed Twilight Sparkle walked in behind her.
"Hi Fluffles!" She patted Pinkie on the head. "Good girl." She shoved a dog treat in her mouth. "A bit salty, but delicious!" Pinkie yelled, but was hit with a newspaper. "Bad dog, don't howl." Twilight had lost it. Maybe she had taken the pet joke too far, but Pinkie knew Twilight would understand.... Maybe.
Pinkie decided to go along with it. "Time to put on your Prance maid costume!" She pulled out an outfit of a black dress, a white apron, a maid's cap , and four thigh length stockings. "Twilight have you lost your mind?" She asked like an inquisitive five year old. Twilight struggled with her, but eventually got the dress and stockings on. "There. Now for your training." She brought out a book. Pinkie read the title from the floor. "How to Train your Puppy:What You Need to Know" she read out loud, only to be sprayed with a water bottle.
"Sit" Pinkie sat.
"Stay." Pinkie stayed.
"Roll over." Pinkie rolled over.
"Dance with a rubber chicken and a bowl of oatmeal!"
"Oatmeal are you crazy?" Pinkie replied, but was answered with a spray of cold water.
She danced with a rubber chicken and a bowl of oatmeal.
"Play dead." Pinkie got on her back and stood still.
Twilight closed the book. "Gotcha Pinkie!" She said, but Pinkie still just laid there, motionless.
"Pinkie are you okay?" She checked her pulse and found nothing.
"What have I done!" She cried out.
Pinkie all of a sudden flew up and grabbed Twilight's snout
"BEEP!" She yelled, zooming out of the basement, leaving a Pinkie shaped hole in the door.
"SEE YA LATER TWILIGHT SPARKLY PANTS!!!" She yelled from the top of the stairs.
Twilight began to pick up all the stuff on the floor, toys, newspapers, food bowls. She put them in a plastic shopping bag and tied a triple knot.
She trotted up the stairs and put the bag in the trash bin.
Twilight sighed and shook her head.
That was just how Pinkie acted.
The End.( For realsies this time)