I've been waiting for you

I've been waiting for you
Neorenamon

Discord stared from his shower (actually a zinc bathtub with a shower stand) as Celestia prepared to mount the defenseless Twilight on top of her own bed.

"THIS ISN'T FUNNY!" shrieked Twilight.

"As hilarious as I might think this is," he replied evenly, "I can't take credit for it."

"WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A STATUE!" she protested, "DO SOME-MMMPHH!" Twilight's voice was muzzled as the sheets wrapped about her nose and mouth.

Celestia glared at Discord as she said forcefully, "Wait your turn! My precious always comes first!" The rather realistic looking strap-on, now turning blood red in color, rubbed it's head against Twilight's mareslit. They could almost swear that there was a pair of testes hanging down just ahead of her anus.

Discord flash teleported behind Celestia as he commented, "Well, aren't you getting a little ballsy? Do you think you have Twilight in the sack already?"

"TWILIGHT!" called Spike as he, Luna, and Dash all came running up the stairs. They all froze as the watched Celestia preparing to mount Twilight while Discord was staring at her ass as well as her 'new toys'.

"WHAT DID YOU DO, DISCORD?!" cried Dash.

"Why does everyone just assume it's my fault? Was I the only wrongdoer in the history of Equestria?"

"The only one that wielded that sort of power who just happens to be here with us now," said Luna.

"Funny talk coming from sweet little Nightmare Moon, don't you think?"

"At least we could fix her!" snarled Dash.

Spike rushed ahead around Discord, grabbed a hold of Celestia's thighs, and planted his feet against the bed to stop her from getting her magic strap-on into Twilight's birth canal.

"Help Spike!" said Dash.

"Take a letter, Spike," snarled Celestia, "Go jump in a lake!" She tried to shake off Spike by swaying her hips back and forth.

Realizing he wasn't anywhere near strong enough to keep Celestia back for long, he did something drastic: He wrapped both of his clawed hands about the shaft of the strap-on and squeezed it as tight as he could. That surely got Celestia's attention.

She looked down under herself at Spike and cursed, "I told you my precious comes first!" She poked Twilight in her stomach with her horn as her head came down.

"I'm sorry!" cried Spike, "But I can't let you do this to my Twilight!"

Dash leaped over Discord to land on Celestia's back, pinning down her wings as she used her forelegs to grab her about her neck.

"Feel free to do something useful any second now, Discord," said Luna coldly.

A pail of popcorn appeared in his talons before he tossed it away into the corner of the room. "Define 'useful'," he replied evenly.

"This is so oily," protested Spike, "I can't keep a good grip on this thing!"

"You may ALL have your turns after I have satisfied Twilight and not one second sooner!"

"Priorities: Check," muttered Discord.

Spike lost his grip and fell of the end of the bed. Even though his claws didn't not break the skin of the strap-on, it caused Celestia to suddenly howl in pain. Her horn glowed as spike was thrown violently through the outer wall and out of their sight with a rather large crash and boom. The stap-on snapped forward to slap its head into Twilight's mareslit.

"We cannot let you impregnate your own best student, big sister," said Luna as her horn glowed. Celestia's body began to glow as she was lifted up off the bed along with Rainbow Dash. "You would surely regret such an action for the rest of your long long life!"

"Is that even possible?" mused Discord.

"You would like to know that?!" hissed Luna. She looked at him and commanded, "If you plan to do nothing here, then at least go out and make sure that Spike is not injured!"

"Just when it was getting good," he protested as he vanished in a flash of light.

"BIG SISTER!" cried Luna, "You are not acting like your proper self! Resist the urges put in your head by the accursed strap-on! You are a royal and must act accordingly!"

"Must... act... accordingly..." hissed Celestia between her now clenched teeth. Her eyes were also shut tight as well. Even though she had been pulled up and back, the 'cock' she now sported was still pointed right at the mareslit of Twilight.

"REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER!" called Luna, "DO WHAT ONE DOES WHEN THEY ARE TRULY IN LOVE! YOU AREN'T SOME RANDY STALLION!"

"I... love... Twilight..." she hissed as the 'cock' began to go limp. The sheets began to loosen about Twilight's limbs and mouth.

"That's it," said Dash, "Think about love and not about lust. Your love of Twilight is more than just lust and desire!"

Celestia slowly opened her eyes as she looked down on Twilight. She watched her retreating towards the head of the bed to get away from her.

"I'm so sorry, my love," she said softly, "I don't know what came over me. All I wanted was to mate with you and start a family."

"It wasn't you," she replied, "The stap-on is obviously cursed and it's dark magic is to blame."

"But you're shaking like... you're terrified of me," sobbed Celestia as she began to cry.

"Her fear is understandable," said Luna, "but even now, she is getting over it. She knows in her heart you had no ill intentions even when you wanted to mate with her above all else."

Twilight nodded as she calmed down.

"Thank you," wept Celestia as tears flowed down both cheeks freely.

Twilight used her magic to float up to Celestia and hug her neck from the front as Dash hugged it from the top.

"I don't care how long it takes or how much it costs me," she swore, "but I promise you I'll get that cursed thing off you, my love!"

"Until that time comes," swore Celestia, "I must control my urges."

The others nodded at her words.

"We shall do everything in our power to see that you do," said Luna.

"Please forgive me!" cried Celestia.

Twilight kissed her on the cheek as she whispered, "There's nothing I need to forgive you for."

Discord reappeared in the room with Spike under one foreleg as he said, "He only hit the wall across the street head first. I don't see what you were so worried about. The wall lost." He glanced at the running shower, snapped his talons, and made it vanish.

"We must find the one responsible for this matter and make them pay!" hissed Luna.

"What are you looking at me for?!" protested Discord.

"I'm still not convinced you aren't involved in this mess in some way or the other," said Twilight, "but I don't understand how the one who sent this package would know Celestia was even going to be here considering how many days it takes for a package to be delivered even within the confines of Ponyville."

"They probably didn't," mused Discord, "They must have assumed that YOU would take the package, and Spike would convince you to... eh... try the package on for size."

"Then... I WOULD HAVE BEEN ACTING LIKE A MATING-CRAZED STALLION!"

"Well who would want that?" asked Discord as Luna set Celestia down to sit in the corner.

"Besides you?"

"Can we get over that already?!"

"Who can't take a joke now?" asked Dash.

Twilight thought a moment before answering, "Well, there's a number of enemies I've made over the past few years. I can think of a few off hand like 'The Great and Powerful' Trixie and the Changeling Queen Chrysalis."

"Well Trixie has proven she's willing to use dangerous relics to enhance her power and get what she wants," said Dash, "and this kind of revenge sounds like it's just her cup of hay-tea!"

"I'm sure she made it impossible to track her by the package, so we'll have to find her and question her about it ourselves."

"But what about big sister?!" asked Luna, "She cannot be seen in public with that... that... thing sticking out like a sore hoof!"

"Oh, I already know a full length cloak I saw back at the Carousel Boutique that looks like a million bits AND would keep Celestia's secret out of sight... as long as there's no strong wind or somepony crawling underneath."

"Then we beseech you to stay here, big sister," said Luna, "until Twilight and Dash fetch this cloak for you."

"But I don't want to be away from her," whimpered Celestia.

"That is the curse speaking!" snapped Luna, "You must be strong for us! Twilight must go as she is the one who knows of this cloak of which they speak!"

"Alright," sniffed Celestia, "I... shall be strong for my love... and wait here for her to come back to me..."

Luna came over and neck hugged her. "We shall be here at your side to lend you our strength," she said, "This we promise!"

"That... means much to me... little sister..." said the white alicorn as she began to weep again.

"What about Discord?" asked Dash.

"Well, if Celestia loses control and tries to mount Luna," said Twilight as she glared at him, "He better restrain her without harming her or there will be punishments!"

"Like what?" he asked, "Turn me back to stone for a century?"

"You shouldn't be giving me ideas!"

He gulped.

"While we're out, I can also look for Trixie. If this IS her doing, than she shall not be far away. It's not like her not to be close enough to see things for herself and then gloat about it."

"She could be watching through a magic mirror," said Discord.

"That takes a lot of concentration," she replied, "and even a unicorn of her ability... cannot maintain that level of focus for very long. Otherwise, magic mirrors would be used for a manner of communication, spying, and entertainment purposes."

"Although that doesn't sound like a bad idea," mused Discord.

"FOCUS PLEASE!"

"Oh fine, party pooper."

"How long did you want to be turned back into a statue?!"

He gulped as he said, "Never mind."