I've been waiting for you

I've been waiting for you
by Neorenamon

So Twilight and Dash made their way towards the Carousel Boutique to collect the cloak they would use to hide Celestia's condition.

"You know," said Dash quietly, "When I saw that... crazed look... in her eyes, I was kind of scared... Like she was totally serious about mating with all of us once... she was finished with you."

"Someone put some time and effort into making that cursed strap-on," replied Twilight, "I sometimes wonder if some cursed items were created by design rather than accident."

"Yeah, that is a scary thought," she replied nervously, "It was only Luna that more or less stopped Celestia... from totally doing you..."

"I know, but I'm glad that she has the willpower to resist those... randy urges.'

"The scary part is she wanted to start a family by you. It just wasn't lust."

Twilight nodded. "If Trixie is behind all this, I... don't know what I'd do to her..."

"You never really did that much to her before. She hurt our friends when she had that Ali... whatever amulet..."

"Alicorn Amulet?" she replied, "Yes, but I made allowances because I don't think she truly considered the side effects before she put it on. She almost visibly changed when she took it off. If she's doing this of her own choice and will, I... don't think I could forgive her so easily this time."

"So why are you here instead of by Celestia's side?"

"Well, I want to give her a chance to calm down," said Twilight softly, "and she was most interested in mating with me. Also, if Rarity asks about why Celestia needs that cloak,.. I want to be the one to explain... There shall be no deception."

"I see," said Dash evenly, "Try and keep the news about this under wraps... or cloaks at least."

"Yes. If word of this got out, it may well damage the reputation of not only Celestia, but the crown itself."

"Do you think that thing could really impregnate a mare?"

"That's one thing I don't hope to find out."

"Me neither," said Dash as she looked away.

The two walked without speaking for a few minutes.

"I suppose some straps could be added to keep it from blowing up," mused Twilight, "But how can I explain it all to Rarity without having her bring out her fainting couch?"

"I'm glad I'm not stuck in your horseshoes..."

"Thanks a lot."

"Hey, that's what friends are for," said Dash with a grin.

Rarity's shop came into view.

"Can I ask you a favor?" asked Twilight.

"Sure."

"Pretend to be interested in something else while I take Rarity aside and explain things?"

"Well, sure. I can make sure no one bothers you until your done."

"I'm so glad I have friends like you," sighed Twilight as she looked over at Dash.

"That's what being 20% more awesome is all about!"

Twilight stopped before the door and knocked with her hoof somewhat softly at first.

"Coming dahlings," said Rarity as she clopped towards the door. They waited until the door magically opened, and she said, "Oh Twilight, Dash. How can I help you today? Are you here about the clothing for Celestia and Luna?"

"No," replied Twilight, "I've come to get a cloak you already have for Celestia... with a few minor modifications..."

"Oh, so please do come in," she said as she backed away from the door.

"Say," said Dash, "That looks kind of sporty!" She stepped aside to look at some elegant jogging outfit or another.

Rarity was about to open her mouth as Twilight whispered, "Could I see you... privately... for a moment?"

"Of course, dahling," she cooed as she led Twilight towards the back room.

"There it is," she said as she saw a rather long white cloak on a rack.

"What modifications does that need?"

"Celestia needs some straps added on the inside to keep the cloak down in the wind."

"Whatever would she need that for?" asked Rarity as she quirked an eyebrow.

"Can you keep this to yourself?" replied Twilight as she looked about.

"Of course."

"Celestia is suffering... from a condition... One that should not be seen... until after it... clears up."

"I see how that could be... embarrassing," said Rarity softly.

"I know you're terribly busy..."

"No, modifications that simple should only take a few moments. Don't worry about it."

"I'm sure Celestia would be very grateful."

"Element of Generosity and all that," replied Rarity with a grin, "I'll get on those modifications right away. So how far does this... problem... extend from the skin?"

"Several inches, I'm afraid."

"Well I can certainly see why you want this cloak modified," she replied evenly, "I'm sure that even an erection on the scale of Big Macintosh would go completely unnoticed."

Twilight laughed nervously.

"What?" she replied, "You've never wondered if he's... proportional to his size?"

More nervous laughter as she looked down at her hooves.

"Wait, are you telling me that Celestia has a boner?" asked Rarity as her eyebrows shot up.

"Well... There was this item... that placed a curse on her... and she..."

"No more needs to be said, dahling. I totally understand."

"No fainting couch?"

"Well... perhaps later when I truly think about what you just... eh... said or... did not say..."

...

"Oh little sister," moaned Celestia as she lay on Twilight's bed, "This thing is erect again. It hurts."

"But can you resist the urges?" asked Luna.

"Yes..." she replied.

"It seems that the curse is compelling you to release it's seed regularly, or you will suffer those painful erections," said Discord as he stood close to the stairs.

"Can't you fix this?!" asked Luna as she glared at him.

"Hey, I don't have much experience with this kind of curse. Its not like I've ever used such a thing..."

"And we are grateful for small favors," grumbled Luna.

"What's with the 'we' stuff?" he asked, "Didn't Twilight fix that?"

"It is still the proper Royal We."

She looked at her older sister, seeing how she was sweating as her 'cock' throbbed down between her legs above her stifle. "I don't know what I can do to help," confessed Luna.

"Well, that's not the hard part," he replied.

"What is not?"

"How you can help Celestia."

"Then tell us how we can help her already!" she snapped.

"Well there is one question you need to answer first," he replied evenly.

"Which is?"

"Mouth or ass?"

Luna stared wide eyed at the draconequus.

"I see this might take a little while to explain," he sighed.

"Then begin at once," replied Luna, "Big sister is suffering."

"They say a painting is worth a thousand words, so here it is," he said as he snapped his talons. A few easels appears with paintings on them, all of which Luna could see easily.

"Oh my!" she gasp.

"You might want to go with the mouth," he said, "the ass is close enough that one might... accidentally impregnate somepony."

"Shouldn't you have used me instead of yourself?" asked Celestia between pursed lips as she looked over Discord's visual aids.

"Artistic license," he replied.

"We would surely never to THAT with the likes of you!" hissed Luna.

"Well never say never," he replied, "I can be quite charming when I out my mind to it."

"As well as sick and twisted."

"Party pooper."

Luna just scowled at him. "You don't have to be right here for this," she said.

"You did see how Celestia... neutralized... Twilight?"

"Very well. You may check up on us, but we better not catch you staring or making any paintings of this."

"I promise," he said as he raised his paw.

"Let us see the other... talon..." said Luna as she looked over the side of the bed, "and both feet as well."

"Suspicious much?"

"With you," she replied evenly, "We are."

"Some day you will have to trust me."

"But not today."

She looked over the edge and said, "How can you even cross a cloven hoof?"

"Darn," he muttered.

He slipped down the stairs part way as he heard Luna say, "This will be more comfortable for you if you are laying on your back, big sister, as well as easier for me."

Celestia nodded as she rolled onto her back.

"Let us get beside you here," said Luna as he heard her climb up onto the bed.

"Feel free to take your sweet time, my dear Twilight" muttered Discord under his breath.