I've been waiting for you

I've been waiting for you
by neorenamon

Discord sat upon Celestia's throne as he gazed into his crystal ball. He frequently stopped all matters of court in order to manage the matters of state, or at least that's what he was telling the Guards, Nobles, and citizens of Canterlot. What he was really doing was advancing his plans.

"My plan to merge the minds and souls of Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash proceeds," he muttered aloud (as for some reason he was want to do), "Soon, they shall be inseparable... permanently. With the confusion that shall surely cause, I doubt they'll ever be able to use the Elements of Harmony against me again. Once they're dealt with, I can put those pesky Elements in a place where no one shall ever use them against me once more. I shall rule and Princesses shall drool." He paused to scratch his chin, and said, "I wonder what they'll call the new beings? Twilight Dash and Rainbow Sparkle? Twibow and Rainlight?" He giggled at his own cleverness. "Perhaps I'll just keep them as part of my pet collection... or my little love slave harem." Then he smirked, "It's good to be the King."

He snapped his talons and created a perfect copy of himself. Looking into his own eyes, he said, "Take care of the petty matters of state. I need to make sure things keep going our way."

"Oh sure, give me the boring job," whined his copy.

"When I take over, then none of me shall have to do anything boring," he replied, "But I didn't say you had to do things the dull way, now did I? Just don't take things too far over the top and you'll be just fine."

Discord teleported back to Celestia's room just as his copy was preparing to open the doors to the Throne Room and begin seeing the petitioners for the day. He was getting a little behind schedule. Discords wondered how Celestia could stomach such droll and meaningless tasks for all those hundred of years if not millennium.

He settled into Celestia's bed, and smirked, "It took me a long time to realize just how much nicer a real bed is over the ones I just whip up at a second's notice." He stared into the globe as he added, "Now that the Awesome and Rockin' Trixie has most of Ponyville distracted, it's time to sew some seeds of chaos. With all the lights and noise, they can't even tell what changes are happening to their Twilight right under their very noses." He shifted his view to one of the Twilights and Luna over at Zecora's place in the Everfree Forest. "And it's time to keep those two apart from the rest for a while longer."
...

Zecora led the Twilight and Luna outside before saying goodbye to them.

"I shall come see you tonight, she said, "and hopefully begin to set things right."

"That's odd," said Twilight as she looked around. The ground was covered by long black vines with white thorns protruding from them every few inches.

"Yes, I think that I agree. Something amiss as I can see."

"Were all these vines laying around when we came in?" asked Luna.

"No, I don't remember seeing them at all," replied Twilight.

"This feels like something tragic. Like the work of some magic."

"Well there isn't time to look into the matter right now," commented Twilight as she flapped her wings to take off, "We need to get Luna back..." She realized that the vines were clinging to her hooves, weighing her down. "Hey, these things are sticking to my hooves!"

Luna was flapping to take off, and realized the same had happened to her. "We are stuck to these things as well."

"Zecora! Get back in the hut right now!"

"With you I would normally agree," said Zecora, but it seemed her hooves were stuck as she said, "but it's a little to late for me."

"Just remain calm," she said, "I'll just teleport above us and..." But as soon as her horn began to glow, vines lashed out from the ground and wrapped up her horn completely. "HEY! It's blocking my horn! My spells are not working!"

She glanced over to see that Luna's horn was covered as well, so she logically assumed her magic was also blocked.

"These vines!" she cried, "They seem to be acting as if they had a mind, or maybe something is MMMPPPHHH!" Vines wrapping about her mouth and muzzle had rudely cut her off in mid sentence.

"I do not wish to be a prude, but I fear we shall be MMMPPPHHH!"

She could see just before her eyes were covered that the vines were lashing about all around them, binding and muzzling both Luna and Zecora as badly as they were to her. Then she lost her sights as she was overwhelmed by the black mass of vines that were mummifying her from nose to the tip of her tail. The vines rubbed her all over as they crawled about her body, and she was grateful that the thorns didn't feel very sharp. However, having all those rubbing her teats, her mareslit and her anus were starting to make her uncomfortably aroused in spite of her wishes to the contrary. It didn't help when she felt things probing her mouth, her nostrils, her marepussy, and her anus. She even felt something wrapped about her now emerging clitoris.

And with the overwhelming power of the vines, she knew they could only get away from them when the vines let them, or somepony came along to save them. She hoped it would be the latter.
...

The stage show of the Awesome and Rockin' Trixie dragged on until noon, when DJ Pon3 called for her last disc of the session. It was her favorite song that she liked to scratch to. Always save the best for last, as she would say, and yet leave them wanting more. It seemed in but one morning, Trixie had gone a long ways towards salvaging her reputation mainly by starting her image all over again.

Then as the last song faded, the crowd was getting ready to go back to their daily routine.

"Citizens of Ponyville!" called Trixie, "As a favor to you, this Dome of Eternal Night shall remain here for your amusement! In two days time, I promise there will be a whole new show waiting here for you at the same time! It will be even more awesome and rockin' than this one was! And next time, I promise their will be full concession stands all around to take care of all of your eating and drinking needs! There will also be night shows just for the grownups out there as well! Just watch the bulletin boards around town for more details! The Awesome and Rockin' Trixie loves you all, Ponyville!"

The cheering and hoof clopping of the crowds was deafening.

"Ah yes," said Celestia, "The crown is quite pleased that Great and Powerful Trixie is working so hard to cleanse her image of her past misdeeds by seeking forgiveness from those she has wronged and conned in the past! I'm certain that before too long, we can all forgive those little incidents with the Ursa Minor and the Alicorn Amulet!"

Twilight could almost feel the glare from Trixie through the floor beneath their hooves.

"Indeed, the Awesome and Rockin' Trixie wishes to prove she has truly changed her ways! She is ready to be a model to all those in Equestria who seek to be just as awesome as she is!"

"I wonder how the other me and Luna are doing," wondered Twilight, "Shouldn't they be back by now?"

"Luna seemed very upset," replied Celestia, "I hope that she and the... other you can work out what's bothering her so. It pains me so that I couldn't talk to her myself."

"We know you couldn't follow without making a scene. It looks like everyone has left now, even the Great and Powerful Trixie. I'd say it's safe to leave. Now hop on my back, Spike. It will be much faster to just fly out of this zone of night."

Spike hopped on Twilight's back before they flew off for the edge of the field. Celestia dropped right down to the ground level on the off chance someone was remaining. Twilight landed by her side just before they walked back into the light of the sun.

"Now why don't we get something to eat while we plan for..." said Twilight until she saw the pained expression on Celestia's face. "What's wrong?" she asked quietly as she leaned close.

"Oh it's my cock," whimpered Celestia, "It's so throbbing and hard, it's hurting me again."

"Then things must wait until this is taken care of. We better teleport back to my room right now."

There was two flashes of light as the three of them appeared in her room next to her new bed.

"What can you do for me?" whimpered Celestia, "If the cursed see touches you in any way..."

"Spike!" she called to her back, "Run downstairs and get me a bucket fast!"

He hopped off her back and ran downstairs. She looked over at Celestia's distressed face.

"With magic, I don't have to touch you in any way," said Twilight with a grin.
...
"15 minutes later"

Copyright Spongebob Squarepants.
...

Celestia's cock continued to glow as Twilight magically stroked it, but not a single drop of even precum was seen. Her distress continued to grow as her boner became more painful. There was barely a few drops of sweat in the bucket. The cloak had already been removed and hung from a stud on the wall.

"It's not working, my love! The pain... is so bad now!"

"Darn!" cursed Twilight, "The pony that made this cursed toy is truly EVIL!"

"Look," offered Spike, "I can handle this."

"How?!"

"Because no matter how horny I get, you can keep us away from each other so nothing... eh... funny happens... with your magic and all..."

"You would do this for me?" asked Celestia with a blush.

"Sure thing!" said Spike cheerfully as he crawled underneath Celestia.

The cock seemed so large as to stretch out his mouth as he took the head inside. Celestia began to moan softly and pant as Spike sucked on her cock head.

"Oh that feels so good!" she said softly, "but suck me harder! HARDER!"

"Be careful, Spike!" advised Twilight, "You know your teeth are sharper than ours! They're used to break up gems, after all!"

Spike was too busy sucking to answer her.

"AH!" she moaned as her head reared, "It's so close! So close!"

"Spike, you're the best assistant I've ever had," sighed Twilight softly.

Another couple of minutes passed as Spike sucked.

"AHHH!" cried the Princess, "I'M CUMMING!"

The cum burst from Spike's mouth and down into the bucket. He just wasn't built to swallow as fast as Celestia was pumping her cockseed into him. But his stomach was swelling as he swallowed as fast and hard as he could. A moment passed as the cum kept coming and coming until the flow subsided. Spike wiped off his mouth as he stepped back.

"Oh thank you so much, Spike," whimpered Celestia, "What can I ever do to thank you?"

Spike paused for a moment before he lunged at Twilight's hind leg as he cried, "Give me some of this mare's flank!" He managed to grab hold of one of Twilight's fetlock (just above the 'ankle').

"Spike!" cried Twilight, "Stop it!" Her horn glowed as Spike glowed, but he had wrapped all of his limbs about her leg and interlocked his claws. It would be hard to pull him off without hurting one of them. He was going to town on her coronet (ankle/upper foot).

"Actually," said Celestia, "Perhaps it would be for the best to just let him... uh... relieve himself like that."

"Ew!"

"Well it would be better than hurting one of you by trying to pull him off, and he's no where near your mareslit."

"There is that," conceded Twilight, so she just stood still and looked up as Spike humped her leg. She shifted and turned to that she was holding Spike over the bucket. Her mind drifted back to the time when she and Spike went to the other world, where she was a 'human' and Spike was just 'a funny looking dog'. She shuddered what things might be like if this had happened over in that world.

She ran equations through her head. Her mind planned elaborate flying stunts. She calculated every angle, velocity and trajectory of every part of the stunt, and began to wonder why the original Rainbow Dash didn't spend a whole lot more of her time in some Hospital or another.

Soon enough, she felt something running down the lower part of her hind leg, and she surely hoped Spike would... nuts, he was humping her leg again. She wondered just how long she was going to have to stand like that. In the corner of her eye, she could see Celestia smirking as she stood there, but at least her boner had softened for the time being, and that made Twilight feel better about the indignity she had to suffer for both her and Spike.

"Spike," she grumbled, "We haven't got all day. Don't make a career of this."

"Now don't be too harsh. He's just doing this for my sake."

"I know," she sighed, "I know."
...

Trixie trotted down the street as various ponies smiled and waved at her.

"You're awesome, Tirixie!" called a random stallion.

"Best show ever!" called a random mare.

She smiled until Discord popped in next to her.

"I assume this is a private conversation we're having in the middle of the street in broad daylight?" she asked.

"Nothing gets past that lint trap mind of yours, does it?" he replied.

"So did I draw enough attention for you?"

"Oh yes," he replied, "I'd say how proud I am of you, but you'd just assume I was being sarcastic about it, so I'm just not going to even try."

"Good idea," she said sarcastically, "So am I off the hoof yet?"

"Oh no," he answered, "There's just a few teeny tiny details you need to take care of before your revenge against Twilight is accomplished, you're out of suspicion, and you and I can go our separate ways."

"And just when do I find out about them?"

"Soon," he replied as he vanished from her sight, "Very soon."

"I hate owing that jerk anything," she grumbled.

"Pardon me?" asked Mister Cake as he walked by.

She realized that he had heard her last comment quite clearly. "Oh it's nothing!" she replied quickly as she thought, 'And curse him for that too!' "I've just had some... bad experiences with vendors!" she continued, "I surely wasn't talking about you!"

"That's good to know," he said as he continued on.

"Speaking of vendors, I need some of those... and some live bands for my next show... So much to do in just two days. But the Awesome and Rockin' Trixie will get it done no matter what."
...

Meanwhile, the copy Discord was settling disputes as was the duty of the Ruler of Equestria.

There was two mares and a colt between them. A custody dispute.

"My Lord," said a richly dressed mare, "As per our arrangement, my husband spent plenty of bits to have this... this... commoner act as our brood mare. By her own agreement, the colt belongs to us. Enforce the law, my Lord. That's all we ask of you." She was a wife of one of the lesser Nobles of the Court.

"But I love him now," replied the mare dressed in rags, "I offered to return every bit I have left and work off the rest until it's all paid back, but please let the colt stay with me. It was I who nursed him and raised him so far. I'm the one who loves him. They can't take him away from me now. All I ask for is your compassion."

"Well too bad for you both," he snarled, "I don't think either of you are worthy." He called out, "Guards! Take this colt to the orphanage now! As far as I'm concerned, he has no parents!"

Both mares began to cry as the Guards both held them back, and dragged the crying colt out of the hall. The assembles Nobles and Court watchers stared with their mouths open.

"Bring forth the next petitioner!" he growled as both mare were dragged out by the Guards as well.