(19) Pinkie Pie gets a surprise! She's not the only one!

I've been waiting for you
by neorenamon

So Twilight continued to stand their, Spike humping her hind leg as she held it over a bucket, as she look mildly annoyed. The small dragon had already dumped four loads on her leg, most of which dripped down into the bucket below. Glancing at Celestia, she was at least grateful that her boner had passed for the moment.

"I wonder how the preparations for Pinkie Pie's surprise party is going?"

"Perhaps you should just ask her yourself," said Celestia somewhat quietly.

"Ah, I can't go downstairs with Spike on my leg," she moaned as she rolled her eyes.

"I do not believe that will be necessary."

"What do you mean?" she said before she suddenly gasp. Slowly, she turned her head towards the stairs. Her worst fears were confirmed when she saw a poofy pink mane and a pair of wide light blue eyes. She slowly turned her head back towards Celestia as her neck made creaking and popping sounds, and said, "Sooo... just hooow looong has she been looking?"

"I'd say about two Spike loads ago."

She grit her teeth with a somewhat crazed look on her face.

"Twilight love," said Celestia softly, "You scare me when you look like that."

"I wasn't expecting to get a surprise today!" shouted Pinkie as she bounced into the room. She began bouncing around Celestia as she said, "That looks SO COOL!"

"While it may look like that, it is in fact truly a curse."

Pinkie suddenly stopped as her mane fell flat and straight. "Curse?" she asked darkly.

"And that scares me too," she said softly.

"This is a serious problem," said Twilight as she slowly looked at Pinkie, her neck popping getting louder and her teeth gritted even more, "You have to Pinkie Promise to keep this among us. Just us, Pinkie. Pinkie Promise!"

"About Celestia?"

"And... and... this!" she said as she shook her hind leg with Spike still banging it.

Pinkie's mane fluffed back out with a 'boing'. "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" she replied as she shoved a cupcake into her left eye.

"Calm yourself, my love," said Celestia with concern, "Everything is under control."

"Your love?" asked Pinkie as she glanced over at her.

"PINKIE! PROMISE!"

"What? About the fact that Celestia loves you?"

"YYYEEEEEESSSSSS!"

"Twilight..." said Celestia apologetically, "She's been under a lot of pressure lately..."

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" she replied as she shoved a cupcake into her right eye. Then she licked the cupcakes out of her eyes. She then leaned down and looked at Celestia's red tool. "Wow, that's impressive. I wonder just how Big Macintosh compares..."

"Why does every mare seem to be thinking about..." said Celestia before her eyes went wide, "Ahhh... never mind..."

Twilight looked calmer as she looked at her mentor and said, "You were thinking about how big it is, weren't you?"

Celestia nodded slowly as her boner sprang back to a rigid state. "Oh no," she moaned, "Not again!"

Pinkie looked into her eyes as she asked, "So you're looking for a boner killer?"

"Yes," she replied evenly, "Nothing we've tried short of sexual release seems to have worked so far."

"That's easy!" called Pinkie as she hopped up and hugged her neck. She leaned close to Celestia's ear as she said, "All you have to do is... (whisper whisper whisper)"

Celestia's eyes went open as far as they possibly could as her boner suddenly went completely flaccid.

"What did Pinkie tell you?!" asked Twilight.

"You... don't... want... to... know..."

"Can it really..."

"You... don't... want... to... know..."

"Alrighty then," she said with an awkward smile, "Moving on."

Spike sighed as he dumped his last load on Twilight's leg, "Ah, I think I'm done now."

"Spike. Why don't you take that bucket of... stuff... and make sure it's disposed of... in a place where it won't have any chance of... touching anypony."

"I'm on it!" he replied cheerfully as he grabbed the bucket and ran downstairs.

A few seconds passed before Celestia said, "He's going to flush that down the toilet, isn't he?"

Twilight nodded. "This may well turn out to be another mess that needs to be cleaned up later," she sighed.

Celestia nodded.

"Oh my leg is so messy," she moaned.

The white alicorn stepped up quietly as began to lick her leg clean.

"Celestia?!"

"I don't know dragon jiz is spicy and sweet at the same time," said Celestia between licks.

Twilight blushed as she said, "You're doing this for me?"

"Of course."

"Well, I suppose I should finish the party preparations," said Pinkie as she turned to bounce downstairs, "Promise you'll act like your surprised?"

"Oh, we promise," said Twilight, who already knew that the party was coming anyways.

"Something's not right," said Celestia after a moment, "It shouldn't take you this long to calm Luna."

"I agree."

"I hope nothing has happened to them."

"Two alicorn Princesses?" she asked, "What kind of trouble couldn't they handle?"
...

Discord gazed into his crystal ball at the little scene in front of Zecora's hut. He looked at the three writhing masses of vines that formed the cocoons over the other Twilight, Luna and Zecora. "Yes," he said, "That should keep the three of them busy for quite some time. Too bad you got in the way, my little Zecora. But I guess it can't be helped."

He snapped his talons and suddenly Trixie found herself staring at him.

"Discord!" she hissed, "I was in line to talk to the manager of Der Cloppisar! Do you know how big a draw they would!.."

Snapping his talons again, some papers appeared in her hoof.

"What's this?!"

"The booking confirmation for Der Cloppisar," he replied evenly, "plus appearances by John Pony Mellennclop, Gelding George, Alanis Maressette, and Sir Elton Jura."

"How did you get all them?!"

"When I want something done, it gets done. You'd do well to remember that."

"Oh yes," she sighed, "I don't think I'll go too far wrong around you."

"Who knows?" he asked, "You may well have a place by my side when I ascend to power around here."

She blushed.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh..." she said as she shuffled her hooves, "It's just... well..."

"You're interested in me, aren't you?"

"It just gets me all hot and bothered when you take charge like that," she gushed as she looked down at her hooves.

He lifted the covers on her side of the bed as he said, "Why don't you join me here for a while?" The crystal ball floated over to the desk beside the bed and was placed onto a small stand that wasn't there just a split second earlier.

"I thought you'd never ask!" she said as she crawled into bed next to him.

He lowered the covers as Trixie got on top.

"Show me what you got, sweet flanks," he hissed in her ear.

"I could say the same about you," she hissed back.

His tail emerged from under the base of the bedsheets, curled around, and slapped at the place somewhere between Trixie's croup and her dock (above the base of the tail). She squealed as his tail struck her.

"Oh yeah!" she moaned.

Her horn began to glow.

"You've been around this rodeo before, haven't you?" he said with a sneer.

"I'd be lying if I claimed I was a virgin," she replied, "But I've managed not to leave any heir behind. I don't want any foals until I'm ready to take care of them both physically and financially."

"How responsible of you," he answered, "but if things work out, I promise you'll have enough servants that you'll never have to perform manual labor ever again!"

"Oh!" she moaned, "You're making me so hot!"

"And you're making me so stiff!" he panted, "There's nothing like magically assisted sex, is there?!"

"Well some ponies are embarrassed by their first time with magically assisted sex," she panted.

"Somehow, I doubt that applies to either of us!"

Trixie made the sheets shake as she bounced up and down on Discord's tool under the covers.
...

Applejack and Big Macintosh trotted through the Everfree Forest in search of Zecora's hut.

"Don't y'all worry, big brother," said Applejack confidently, "I'm sure Zecora has got some magic brew or another that'll clear up that tree rot an keep it from spreadin to tha other trees."

He nodded.

"I jus hope I all can remember the right paths to take here," she said as she squinted and stared ahead, "Well ah least hope we won't be seein no Timberwolves out here."

Big Macintosh shuddered at the mention of Timberwolves.

She glanced down as she said, "I wonder where all these here black vines came from? Y'all better watch yer step. I don't wanna found out the hard way how sharp those spikes appear ta be."

"E-yup."

They moved ahead down the animal path, carefully avoiding stepping on the vines as they went. Then she suddenly stopped as her ears twitched.

"Does ya hear somethin up ahead, big brother?"

He nodded again.

"I think that all is in tha direction of Zecora's hut, too."

"E-yup."

They continued to follow the path as the vines on the ground grew thicker.

"I think I saw her hut up ahead!" she called, "But what the hay is goin on in front there?"

There was three masses of squirming vines, and Applejack could tell by their size that even a mare like Celestia might be caught in any one of them.

"I got this bad feelin that somepony is needin our help!" she called, "Let's go!"

They raced over to the closest mass and began to tear away the vines with their teeth. Patches of blue began to appear, and then strands of long rainbow hair.

"Oh no! It's gotta be Rainbow Dash! Hurry, big brother!"

They kept tearing and ripping as more and more of the mare was freed. She began to cough and choke as she spat the pieces of vine from her mouth.

"OH NO! I gotta get that stuff outa her hoohah an her poop chute!" cried Applejack as she began pulling pieces of vine out of her pussy and anus.

"Ah!" moaned Dash, "Save Princess Luna! Save Zecora! I'm good enough now!"

"Okay!" she replied, "I'll get the one on the left! You get the one on the right, big brother!"

"E-yup!"

Dash continued to remove her vines as Zecora and Luna were recused. All three of the mares were shaken as all of them had their mouths, vaginas and anuses invaded by the vines. Judging by their puffy, drippy pussies and the scent that they were emitting, they all appeared to have climaxed against their wills at least once. Once freed, Applejack managed to get a good look at Dash.

"WHAT THE HAY?!" she asked.

"What's wrong?"

"When did y'all become an alicorn, Dashie?"

"It's a little confusing," said Luna, "But Discord has somehow merged the hearts, minds, souls and ambitions of both Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle. Until a little while ago, they both looked exactly the same. I wonder if the other Twilight has changed her looks as well?"

"That there varmnint Discord has gone and done did it again, ain't he?!" hissed Applejack. She noticed the blank look on Dash's face, and leaned closer to ask, "Are y'all okay, sugar-cube?"

"I've been running the math on my next big stunt," she said evenly, "I'm surprised I don't spend more time in a Hospital."

"This seems to be somewhat strange and new," said Zecora as she looked at Applejack and Big Macintosh, "why didn't those vines attack you?"

"I reckon we didn't step on any," replied the orange Earth pony.

"Those words surely don't ring true. You had to have stepped on a few."

"I... I... don't rightly know."

"Which supports my hypothesis that the vines were being controlled by an outside force," said Dash, "No let's get back inside before whoever is controlling these things starts paying attention again!"

"Did I jus hear Dashie say 'hy-paw-the-sis'?"

"E-yup."

"Actually, that was the Twilight part of her that said that," said Luna.

"Oh..." replied Applejack, "As long as we all are here, could Miss Zecora help us with this little ole tree rot problem?"

"Surely I can help you," replied Zecora, "The very least that I can do."

"We should all stay inside," said Dash, "Until I've collected myself to teleport all of us at once to the Golden Oak Library. That should give Zecora enough time to whip up an anti-rot potion and package it for Applejack's use."

The rest nodded.

"I just hope those vines are not powerful enough to break in here," said Luna.

"We can't take that chance!" Twilight warned, "Barricade the front door and use those decorative shields on the wall to block all of the windows! It can't hold an attack off very long, but hopefully we won't need that long either!"