I've been waiting for you

I've been waiting for you
by neorenamon

"Dash... uh... Twilight... err... whoever you all is," said Applejack, "There ain't no pressure, but them thar vines are trying to break in and get us!"

"Right," she replied as she sat in the middle of the room, "No pressure." Her eyes were closed as she focused on the task that was on her hooves.

"Is the front door holdin an all, big brother?" she asked as she looked at Big Macintosh partly blocking the front door with his own red body.

"E-yup," he answered as the door kept rattling and shaking.

"If those vines get to our horns again," added Princess Luna, "We fear that all may well be lost."

"No pressure," said Dash.

Zecora was using her body weight to reinforce one of her shields she was using to cover the windows. "Dash is under enough strain, so from pestering her friends should refrain."

"Sorry Zecora," replied Applejack, "But I wouldn't be honest if I didn't say I was more than a little bit scared."

"Then with your assessment do I agree, but give Dash a chance and we shall see."

Applejack ran over to one of the shields that seemed to be cracking under the pressure, and reinforced it with her own shoulder.

Luna sat not far from Dash, her horn glowing brightly as she tried to reinforce all of the covered entrances. But even her power was being spread thin by focusing on so many things at one time.

A vine broke through the shield and began to wrap about Applejack's forelegs and barrel.

"APPLEJACK!" called Big Macintosh.

"Don't fret none about me, big brother!" she called back, "Y'all gotta keep those things out no matter what happens ta little ole me!"

"In her plight I don't delight," said Zecora, "but what she said is right and we must continue the fight!"

The vines spread as they crawled around the orange mare, going up over her head as well as down over her stomach.

"Don't none of you worry bout mmmppphhh!" she said as the vines muzzled her tightly.

"The pressure grows so much," said Luna as she strained, "We're not sure how much longer we can hold them out!"

Vines burst through the shield Zecora was behind and began to wrap her up as well.

Luna looked up towards the skylight as she saw a particularly thick vine come in through the highest window, and that one was going straight after Dash. She felt she had no choice but to throw herself in the way, and allow the vine to take her instead. But once her horn was covered, her power was cut off and vines burst in from several openings at once.

Big Macintosh broke from the door to try and get to Applejack (who was fully mummified by then), but the vines had already grabbed him by his hind legs before he could get more than a little away from the doorway. "APPLEJACK!" he called in distress and pain.
...

Discord looked at his crystal ball as the Great and Rockin' Trixie slept on top of him. He was looking inside Zecora's hut as one pony after another fell to his insidious vine attack. Applajack was mummified by the vines and no doubt was feeling the pressure as the vines began to work their way into the various openings in her body. Zecora and Luna were all but wrapped up themselves. Even Big Macintosh was quickly being overwhelmed. It was only a matter of time before alicorn Dash fell to the deprivations of the vines too.

"Try to get away while I'm distracted, did you?!" he hissed, "How rude is that?! Well I don't think you're little escape plan is going to bear you any fruit!"

Even he had to admit that mating with Trixie was a bit distracting. The magical things she did with his cock were just plain amazing. He wondered if she had a career if he sold her off into marestitution. She managed to get his draconic rocks off about three times in the relatively short time she had been riding him.

"Of course," he said, "Only you would be arrogant enough to think you have the right to top me."

But then again, she was a magically strong unicorn. He might just have use of her as his own personal brood mare... along with all of the other arrogant Princesses of Equestria. He paused to think about what sort of wonderfully chaotic offspring he could have with such matings.

However, something in the globe caught his eye. Dash's eyes opened, and they were now glowing white with power. A level of power he had only seen once or twice before in his life. The glow burst from her eyes, spreading about the room until everything was covered in blinding white light. When he could see again, the vines had been burnt to ash, and all of the ponies were gone.

"Dang!" he cursed, "You escaped me this time, but mark my words, 'Princess Dash': I'll get you next time. You and your little pony friends too!"

He looked at the sleeping Trixie and said, "Well, as long as you're here and I'm frustrated..." Snapping his talons, the Limp and Sleeping Trixie began to ride his cock like a puppet on his strings. "Ah," he sighed, "It's good to be King."
...

There was a bright flash of light as Princess Dash and the others appeared in Twilight's bedroom. Thanks to the apparent safety factor of such travel, they all appeared in spaces large enough to take their bodies.

"Goodness," gasp Applejack, "I dun thought I was a goner there fer sure!"

"E-yup," agreed Big Mac.

"It seems we managed to give Princess Dash just enough time to save us all," agreed Luna.

"I must be seein things," said Applejack as she looked over at Celestia, "cuz their ain't no way that Princess Celestia has no cock like that!"

"I all sees it too, little sister."

"That all must be as big as you, big brother," she gasp quietly.

"Now how would you know about..." chided Dash.

"Ain't no time ta worry bout that now!" she replied as she blushed.

But still Big Macintosh was giving her the ole hairy eyeball.

"There's something wrong!" said Celestia as she looked at Dash and Twilight, "You both have Rainbow Dash's cutie mark. Turn around so I can see your other flank."

They both turned, and she saw they also both had Twilight Sparkle's cutie mark. While Twilight had her mark on her right flank and Dash's on the left, Dash had the cutie marks reversed on her flanks.

"This surely smells like a curse," said Zecora, "and it only grows much worse."

"It somehow seems all too convenient that those animated black vines appeared around Zecora's Hut while we were inside trying to calm down Princess Luna," said Dash.

"Vines?" asked Twilight.

"Yes," said Princess Luna, "They attacked Dash, Zecora and myself while standing outside the door. If Applejack and Big Macintosh hadn't arrived in time to save us, it may well have ended then and there. We gained some time by barricading ourselves inside the hut, but that almost failed as well."

"Yes," agreed Dash, "When the vines wrapped our horns, it blocked our magic."

"That does sound very suspicious," said Twilight, "but there's no proof about who is behind this."

Applejack frowned as she said, "Well who could it be besides..."

In a flash of light, Discord appeared.

"Well how are you all..." he said as he suddenly froze like a statue.

"Discord..." hissed Luna.

"Well, I leave you alone for less than one day and look what happens," he said as a tiny version of himself appeared hanging off of Celestia's red cock, "I wonder if Big Macintosh is hung like this?"

Celestia winced as he grabbed, and said "That's sensitive! Would you kindly let go of me?!"

The mini-Discord said "sorry" as it vanished.

"And I see TWO Alicorn princesses now?" he said as he looked at Dash and Twilight.

"Don't you forget that you're the one who changed them?" hissed Luna, "We demand that you change them back to the way they were immediately!"

"Very well," he sighed as he snapped his talons. Neither Dash nor Twilight changed. He blinked and snapped them again. There was still no change. His eyes opened wide as he snapped them yet again.

"Quit yer stallin an fix them!" said Applejack hotly.

"Don't you think I'm trying?!" he replied in distress, but then glanced at Applejack as she was about to reply and said, "No, don't bother to answer that."

"So even you cannot undo what you have done?" asked Zecora, "Could you be pranking us for your fun?"

"No!" he protested, "I swear I can't undo the effect! It's become more powerful than I can undo!"

"That is the problem with chaotic magic. The results can be quite tragic."

"Thank you, Little Miss Rhymes!"

"She's just trying to help!" snapped Twilight.

"Even I can say something useful once in a while, but we need more than talk right now."

"Yes," replied Celestia, "Why have you come here at this time?"

Discord suddenly seemed awkward as he said, "Well, there's this teeny tiny little problem back at Canterlot, and all of the Royal Guards insisted I had to come running to you to tell you about it."

"What might that be?"

"Oh, I received a report from Shining Armor that they repulsed a large dragon attack against the Crystal Empire Capital, and now they're gaining more members as they're flying down to attack Canterlot itself."

"We should all return to..."

"I told them ALL I could handle this little problem," he protested, "and with Cadance missing, Shining Armor was just a little bit distracted. If he was focused, I'm sure he wouldn't have had any problems at all. Besides, you surely can't go back to Canterlot with that magic cock and two confused Princesses. I swear I'll keep Canterlot and every pony it it safe from harm!"

"I shall surely hold you to that," said Celestia.

"Nothing else is to be expected," he replied, "I'll just... inform... everyone in Canterlot... that your trip has been extended. If they ask, I'll just say you're so busy protecting Ponyville... And of course, Celestia would surely not make such a major decision without the input of Princess Luna and Princess Twilight."

"And you can claim that you're protecting them in our stead?" asked Luna.

"Yes," he said, "Isn't it nice when ALL of us win?"

"And have you been watching us?"

"Well, I can't say I've not checked up on you now and then just to make sure you're all safe," he replied, "Although I have no idea where some of you went to after Trixie's show. That magic dome of darkness confused me for some time."

"So y'all has no idea about the black vines that attacked us all around Zecora's hut?"

"Oh no!" he cried, "Are you alright?!"

"We managed to escape," replied Luna.

Copies of Discord appeared examining all of them... rather physically.

"Well, you all seem alright other than the way some of you smell like you've just..."

"It matters not," interrupted Dash, "We're all fine in spite of your lapse."

"You're blaming this on me?!"

"No," sighed Celestia, "I'm sure you would have taken appropriate action if you noticed anything."

"Well perhaps I should be watching you more closely," he sighed, "I had no idea you could get yourselves into THIS level of trouble without me around."

"Return to Canterlot at once and prepare the defenses. I'm counting on you," said Celestia, "Don't make me regret the level of trust I've built up with you."

"Oh, I shall surely never let you down!" he said as he vanished in a flash of light.