Human Prude
"Please... give me a chance." said Twilight in a low pleading voice with tears in her eyes in the middle of Celestia's throne room before the handsome Human, whom looked like Sean Connery, that wore a black tuxedo, black pants and fancy black leather shoes.
The Human crossed his arms and glared angrily at her and said in his deep sexy voice. "No!"
"But---- me and Princess Celestia are good friends, I could invite you to a threesome with me and Celestia. We'll both suck your cock for hours, Celestia would more than happily allow you to mess around with her huge beautiful butt and both of us will make sweet love to you."
"I said no! It's wrong!" he shouted.
"But there's nothing wrong with Human and Pony sex, we're both sapient minded beings!"
"I don't care, now leave me alone you ugly unicorn."
The purple unicorn mare gasped in shock, then wailed in grief as she ran away from the Human, that had denied quite possibly one of the greatest threesome you could ever have in the multiverse.
The Human sighed, ever since he was teleported into this magical land of pastel Ponies last week, almost every mare he encountered asked him nervously if he wanted to go on a date with them. He denied them all and almost all of them would run off crying.
The Human's name was Joe, he didn't like Ponies 'that way', but unfortunately in this alternate Equestria almost everypony had a Human fetish and wants to have tender consensual sex with Humans.
There was a rainbow blur, followed by Rainbow Dash appearing before Joe from the rainbow blur.
"Yeah, she's a ugly nerd!" Twilight wailed in grief again. "But what about me? Surely, you can't resist me." she said sexfully while looking at him with bedroom eyes with a sweet smile on her face.
"Hah, don't make me laugh! You're an ugly rainbow horse."
Rainbow Dash's smile turned upside down as tears filled her eyes.
"You're a mean, insensitive, dumb prude! You jerk!" she screamed in his face, before she looked down on the floor as she flew slowly away to join a dozen other crying mares in the corner of the room.
The battle for the Ponies to win this sexy Human's heart was not over yet, as the most sexy Pony in all the land slowly walked toward Joe. She was an absolutely stunning looking female Alicorn, her smooth white silky soft fur, her beautiful large purple eyes, beautiful large wings and a massive bootylicious butt, that would make Maurice Richards stare until his head exploded. The one and only Princess Celestia, surely he'd have to be insane to turn down such a beautiful, smart and wise alien Pony babe.
"Hello there Joe." she said sexfully while looking at him with bedroom eyes.
Joe closed his eyes tightly, doing his best to resist the sexy charms of this Pony Princess.
"I- I... will not give in."
"Why deny me Human?" she said as she walked around him brushing him with her tail. "You know you want me."
Joe opened his eyes to see Celestia waving her massive bootylicious butt at him.
"It's all yours Human." she moaned aloud slapping her huge butt. "Just give in to my sexy Pony powers. Pony powers that can make you immortal and we'll make sweet love forever. Also I'll suck your cock."
"But my penis isn't that big."
She turned around to give him a nasty grin. "A little Pony magic can fix a small issue like that."
The Human swallowed nervously as he was shaking in fear, he now found it very difficult to resist her. Celestia smiled, she came up to him and gave him a gentle hug.
Jim opened his eyes to see Celestia looking at him with tender love filled eyes.
"Do you want me to kiss you?" she said softly. "Don't worry, I'll be gentle."
"No!" he shouted. Celestia gasped and pulled away from him.
"Well, then maybe I can just hold your hand and treat you to a royal dinn--
"No! I don't want anything from you!"
Celestia's jaw dropped staring at him in shock, tears began to fill her eyes. "Human, I'll be your loyal lover forever and you will experience sexual high pleasures that you could never possibly imagine."
"With a ugly white horse? I think not!" Celestia's head went down low as she slowly walked away with rivers of tears falling down her face. "Do you hear me, I will never give in to you Ponies!" he shouted.
All the mares in room wailed in grief. The Human had somehow resisted all the sexy mares in the land. All hope seemed lost. If the Human could resist Celestia, there was truly no hope in any Pony ever winning this Human's heart.
Fortunately, one of the many Gods of sex came to the aid of these mares that just wanted to date and make sweet love to the Human. There a was blinding flash of light in front of Celestia, followed by the appearance of a a tall Human, with short black hair, a light stubble, whom wore black power armor.
"S-s-s Shepherd?" said Celestia in a low voice, her tear filled eyes looked at him with hope.
"Yes, it is I, Commander Shepard." he went down on one knee, took her by her right hoof and kissed it.
She blushed, with a small smile forming on her face.
"Oh, Shepard." she said softly.
She looked at him with tender loved filled eyes, with Shepard doing the same. Everypony in the room stared in awe at Commander Shepard and Princess Celestia.
Celestia wrapped her front hooves around him, he did the same to her with his arms. They stared deeply into each others eyes. Slowly, very slowly they leaned closer. When their lips first met it was just a simple soft kiss on both lips meeting, followed shortly by another gentle kiss. And when they kissed for the third time, they kissed passionately in a truly tender display of Human and Pony love.
Tears fell down Celestia face, not out of sadness, but out of the sheer feeling of love that she felt kissing this Human. All the Ponies were crying in joy from seeing the love between a Human and a Pony.
"Ewww, sick!" shouted Joe.
Celestia and Shepard glared angrily at him.
"How could you not be moved by this?!" Shepard shouted angrily while he took two steps toward him. "Unless of course... " he shouted pointing an accusing finger at him. "you're Justin Bieber!"
Joe laughed evilly, he pulledd the mask off his face and revealed he really was Justin Bieber. Everypony gasped in shock and some vomited.
"We'll meet again, Shepard." he said as he disappeared in a blinding flash of light, just before Shepard could slash him with his Omni-blade.
"Dammit it, he got away again." he withdrew his Omni-blade.
"We'll worry about him later." said Celestia softly. "For right now, you have many mares to please."
"That I do."
Shepard whipped out his giant penis, that was even bigger than Big McIntosh's penis. All the mares squealed in delight from seeing such a mighty penis.
And so Commander Shepard made sweet love to many pastel horses.
The End
