Spoilers!
This story contains only some of the following:
rocks,
dangerous life or death situations,
diamond dog pirates,
real life cameos of the surviving members of the Monty Python group,
naughty bits,
a detailed description of a stallion's naughty bits,
the naughty bits of the House of Commons,
everyday situations found in life,
rampant overuse of Monty Python's Flying Circus jokes,
a severe under-usage of Monty Python and the Holy Grail jokes,
cosmic entities,
misuse of the story tags listed above,
over-sexualized mares,
trains,
allusions to Princess Luna's past flings,
a detailed summary of current global politics (2024),
humans,
anthropomorphized ponies,
a mare in the process of giving birth,
references to a web series that no one watched,
the origin story of a prolific author that worked in the horror genre,
wrongful usage of the sex tag to attract as many horny readers as possible when there is no suitable passage in the story for them to wank off to,
family therapy,
blatant disregard of realism,
spam,
the destruction of the fourth wall,
the inner complexities of the mind,
the unneeded inclusion of kaiju,
and most dastardly of all:
original material.