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Yeltsin, Pinkie, and the Long Road to Petersburg

by Misha Palominov
Pinkie, Fluttershy, Twilight, and a mentally unstable Russian president, racing across the country in a rickety clunker. Boris Yeltsin must help his new four-legged friends get back to Equestria while simultaneously saving his presidential career.

Nobody believed the Russian president's wild stories about his encounter with talking ponies. Instead, they took him to a mental hospital. Now, the communists are hours away from publicizing the ordeal to get Boris Yeltsin impeached on the grounds of insanity.

As if the situation wasn't already sufficiently screwed up, it goes from bad to worse. Fighting to stay awake with an inordinate number of low-quality energy drinks, Yeltsin embarks on a clandestine, cross-country drive in a Russian clunker with Pinkie Pie and friends. Their destination? The communist party offices in Saint Petersburg. Their objectives? Get the ponies back to Equestria while simultaneously saving what remains of Yeltsin's abysmal political career.

(Note: I suppose that you don't necessarily HAVE to read the prequel to follow this story, but it fills in a lot of gaps.)

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19447 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

6 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: The Post-Election Pony-Crisis of 1996 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2681
  2. Chapter 2: The Rabbit Hole Deepens 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4601
  3. Chapter 3: Stepping Out 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3507
  4. Chapter 4: "I Told You to Go BEFORE We Left!" 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2336
  5. Chapter 5: Asleep at the Wheel 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2352
  6. Chapter 6: The Russian Sugar-Rush 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3970