Two insane idiots

My eyes snapped open, and I felt like I was naked in the snow. I looked around, and saw nothing but pitch black darkness. Soon there was a purple light, and I felt a force crash into my chest. I tried to scream in pain, but the pain muted my voice. The intense pain felt like it was eating through my flesh and bones. It felt like it lasted a million years, and never let up for a second. But soon the pain began to disappear, and I felt a comforting sensation flow through my body. I closed my eyes for a few minutes, and finally opened them to see that I was in some kind of cave. I slowly looked around me, and raised my arm. As soon as I did so, I saw black, and purple sparks run across my arm like a fire. I inspected my arm, and saw that their was a strange symbol on the palm of my hand. It looked like the two crystals me and Tyler had. It also seemed like a fists was holding onto them with a strong grip. I stared at the symbol, and finally snapped out of it. I continued to scanned my surroundings, and saw that there was a type of alter up head. Before I could walk towards the alter, a large portal opened, and Tyler came flying out screaming. I looked down at Tyler, and noticed that he was smoking. I quickly ran to his side, and helped him up to his feet. "Holy shit dude, what happened?" I asked. He looked up at me, and glared.

"Don't, ask." He said, and pushed away. He stumbled a bit, but finally regained control of his body. He looked around a bit, and looked back to me. "Where are we?" I shrugged.

"Beats me." I said, but quickly realized something. "Where's Shadow, and Darky?" As soon as I said that, I saw something glowing in Tyler's right pocket. "What the hell is that?" I asked. Soon I noticed something glowing below me, and looked down to see something glowing in my pocket. I quickly pulled whatever the item was, and saw that it was the crystal. It was glowing a dark purplish color. Soon black and purple sparks shot out, and Shadow appeared right in front of me. I jumped back in surprise, but quickly regained control of myself. Soon the same thing happened to Tyler, and Darkness appeared right next to Shadow. I looked over to Tyler who's eye was twitching violently.

"What the fuck!? What is this, Pokémon!?" He shouted. I face palmed.

"Here we go." I mumbled. I looked up at both Shadow, and Darkness with a straight face. "So, we here?" I asked Shadow. She nodded.

"If I'm correct, we're in our fathers old underground lair." She said, and looked around. "Place sure has gone to hell." She said and sighed.

"Well, what do we do now?" Tyler asked.

"We find our way to our fathers war planning room. " Darkness said.

"Then lets get going, I'm ready to start my new life." I said. Shadow and Darkness nodded, and started to walk towards the alter. I looked over to Tyler, and motioned him to follow. We both jogged, and caught up with Shadow, and Darkness. We reached the alter, and Shadow looked over her shoulder at us. She motioned us to come up, and we shortly did as she told us. We both walked up to the alter, and inspected it. It had a large snake like face, and two hand prints were in printed on both sides. I looked over to Shadow with a look of confusion. She rolled her eyes.

"Put your hands in both of those hand slots." She said. I hesitated for moment, but looked over to Tyler, and nodded. We both placed our hands into the slots, and waited. Before I could react, our hands were sealed by some kind of lock, and the alter began to glow red, and black.

"Oh shit." I looked over to Tyler who was completely freaking out, and trying to free jis hand.

"Fuck, fuck, FUCK! Get this shit off of me you damn sluts!" He yelled. I was about to attempt to him calm down, but soon I felt like a thousand needles shot straight into my hand, and dug through my flesh.

"RRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

I screamed in pain as the alter tore my hand apart. I pulled, and pulled as hard as I could, but this alter was like a damn animal.I looked over to Shadow, and saw a blank expression.  Soon, the alter began to cease, and both of our hands were released. I fell to my knees, and stared at my bloody, shaking hand. Once I stopped thinking about the pain, and calmed myself, I looked up at the alter, and saw it glowing even brighter than before. I looked over to Tyler, and saw him glaring at both Shadow, and Darkness. "What the fuck was that!?" He yelled holding his hand.

"For us to enter our fathers lair, we needed the blood of unworldly creatures. And since your not from this world, you two are a perfect for the job" Shadow said.

"Well why the fuck did need to suck out that much blood!? Son of a bitch that hurt!" He yelled. I sighed, and looked at the alter.

"Relax, not like it killed us or anything." I said. I looked over to Shadow. "But next time, warn us about this shit, or else." I said in a low tone. She smirked, and raised an eyebrow.

"Is that a threat?"

"You tell me." I said. I glared at her for a second, but soon broke off, and looked at the alter. "Now what?" I asked. Right as I said that, the wall in front of the alter began to separate, and opened up a way to a large metal door. Both of the sisters began to walk towards the door. We shortly followed, but quickly at the same time flipped off the alter with our bloody hands. We soon caught up with Shadow, and Darkness, and made it to the door. They both lifted up their arms, and chanted something. Soon once they were done with their chant, the door slowly began to open. As it opened the entire cave started to shake. I kept my balance, but Tyler was cussing, and falling over. Once the door fully opened, the rumbling stopped, and everything was still. I looked over to Tyler and smiled as he lifted himself off of the ground. He noticed this, and flipped me off. I chuckled, and looked forward, and saw the sisters already halfway through the door. Me and Tyler quickly jogged to the sisters, and followed them through this large room. It was filled with odd objects, weapons, and artifacts. I blocked all of that out of my head, and continued to follow the sisters. "So, this is the place?" I asked,

"Yep, this is where we were born." Darkness said with a smile on her face.

"Looks like a shit hole." Tyler said. Me, and both of the sisters stopped dead in our tracks. I slowly looked at Tyler with the look "You fucking idiot" across my face. Darkness slowly spun around, and stared at Tyler with a insane ball shrinking look. 'Oh hell.'

"What did you say?" She asked. Tyler looked at me for advise. I shrugged and backed away.

"I-I said, this place looks like heaven." He said sweating. I face palmed. Darkness began to rise above him, still staring down into his eyes without blinking.

"That's not what I heard." She said, and... Smiled? Before I knew it, a giant hammer appeared in her hands, and smashed into Tyler. He went flying into a pile of crates. I just stared, and looked at Darkness. The hammer had disappeared, and she was wiping dust off of her hands. She noticed me, and smiled. "What do you think about this place?" She asked, with a insane smile. I jumped a bit, and smiled.

"I fucking love it!" I shouted, and gave a thumbs up. Her insane smile was replaced with a cheerful one.

"Good, at least you have some respect." She said and walked away. I looked at shadow, and threw my arms into the air.

"What the hell was that?" I whispered. She shrugged.

"Darkness loved this place when me and her were young, but to be honest, I hated it." She said. I looked over to Tyler.

"Is he going to be okay?" I said. She nodded, and raised her hand up. Her hand started to glow, and Tyler floated out of the ruble. She slowly lowered him down right next to me. I tried not to laugh at his face. It was just pure blown shock, and surprise. He snapped his head to me.

"What just happened?" He asked. I smiled, and shook my head.

"You learned your first lesson about Darkness." I said, and chuckled.

"If you two are done, can we please continue?" She said. I nodded, and followed. Soon we met up with Darkness, who was waiting for us by a large door. Once we approached the door, both of the sisters opened the door, and we entered. The room was huge, and had a large table with a massive map on top of it. All over the walls were smaller maps with writing on them. I walked up to the table, and inspected it. On the map was the Zebra kingdom, Gryphon kingdom, Minotaur kingdom, Equestria kingdom, and the Crystal empire. The last one caught my attention because it had a giant red circle around it.

"What's this place?" I asked, and pointed at the Crystal empire.

"That's the Crystal empire, our fathers main mission." Shadow said.

"What's so good about it?" Tyler asked.

"We're not sure, our father never told us his main goal about that place." Shadow said. She looked over to her sister, and pointed to the center of the table. Darkness nodded, and raised her hand into the air. They both began to chant again in this strange language. Me and Tyler just stood there waiting for something to happen. The chant went on for a few minutes, but it soon ended, and the center of the table began to glow. Soon two rings floated out of the table, and both of the sisters snatched them, and placed them onto their middle fingers.

"What are those for?" I asked.

"These are the rings our father left us. They contain a large amount of power that can help us."Darkness said.

"I though we just needed the crystals." Tyler said.

"The crystals are powerful, but their not powerful enough to help us reach our goal." Shadow said. "Wait, did you even test out your crystals?" She asked.

"No, not yet." I said, and pulled out the crystal. "How do I use it?"

"It's simple, you just hold the crystal, and concentrate as much as you can on the thing you wan." Darkness said.

I looked at my crystal, and closed my hands. I concentrated hard, and soon felt something in my other hand. I opened my eyes, and saw a large strange looking sword in my hand. I gave a wicked smile and looked at Tyler. "Look at this shit!" I said with joy, and swung the sword around. It felt good in my hands, and it was fast, real fast. "Try it Tyler." I said. Tyler nodded, and closed his eyes. Soon there was a bright flash, and a large bag of pot appeared in his hands. I face palmed, and looked at Tyler who had a huge smile.

"I fucking love this thing!" He yelled, and kissed the crystal. I rolled my eyes, and looked back at the sisters who were giggling a bit.

"Is there anything else this thing can do?" I asked.

"Yeah, you can grant yourself powers, and different items." Shadow said.

"Is there anything you cant do?"

"You cant summon living things." Darkness said.

"Awwwww." Tyler moaned. "There goes my hooker idea." He said with a huge frown. I rolled my eyes, and closed my eyes. I started to concentrate, and felt something grow on my back. I opened my eyes, and saw the sisters, and Tyler staring at me with shock and confusion.

"What?" I asked. Tyler pointed behind me. I looked over my shoulder, and smiled. There were two black massive dragon wings sticking out of my back. "Holy shit, this is awesome!" I shouted. "But their a little big." I said. I closed my eyes, and felt something sink into my spine. It didn't hurt, it just tickled. I opened my eyes, and saw that they were gone. "Well that's useful." I said.

"What about you two miss with your powers later when we get out of here." Shadow said. Me and Tyler nodded.

"Now where do we go?" Tyler asked.

"We go to the surface, then, to the Crystal empire." Shadow said.

"Why?"

"To finish what our father started." Darkness said with a dark tone. I looked at Tyler, and we both smiled.

"In other words, fuck shit up?" I asked. Both of the sisters gave a evil, wicked smile.

"What else for?" Shadow said, and both of the sisters began to laugh like maniacs. I just chuckled, and spun my sword in my hand.

"Sounds fun." I said.

"Then lets get a move on people." Tyler said. The sisters opened a portal, and we all walked through it, and walked out onto a massive mountain. I walked up to the top, and looked at the view. I soon noticed something large in the middle of the flatlands. It was a massive city. I looked back to Tyler and the sisters, and motioned them up. They walked up next to me, and I pointed at the city.

"Is that what we're looking for?" I asked. They both nodded.

"Yes, that's the place." Shadow growled. I smiled, and closed my eyes. I felt my wings shoot out my back, and stretch out in the air.

"Then lets raise some hell."