Falling into the Nightmare

   Black, that was all I could see. I tried to open my eyes, but they won't obey. There was a powerful wind blow near me, since my clothes were getting blown by the wind.

  The relaxing sound of the wind blow were so calming, I could fall asleep right there, in that moment, but, suddenly sudden my eyes widened and the next thing I saw made me pee in my pants.

   "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH,SHIT,SHIT,SHIT,SHIT" I was screaming like a little girl. Right now, I was falling from the sky. About 3.000 feets were between me and the ground. While I was trying not to panic, I saw some mountains, they looked beautiful, and...is that a....castle on the side of those other mountains? My god..is that a village, or town, or I don't know....

   I could see that there were no skyscrapes. Looking down I saw a veeery big forest and a farm near a big orchard. In the middle of the big forest, there was a ruined...castle? But that doesn't matter now, it matters that I'm falling with over 100km/h, but with my luck I'd be falling directly into a big pond. Guess my luck started to vanish, 'cause I don't think falling into water with such speed would make me survive. Now I was embracing myself for the impact to come so I put my arms over my head in defense, hopping it won't hurt when I will crash that bad when I crash. Not that it would matter. I'd be dead.

...

   "Wait, why can't I feel wate-..." SPLASH!! I hit the water like a torpedo, because of my luck, it did not hurt, I got dragged down into the deeps and tried to swim back to the surface...And with great effort, I finally did it. I swimmed to land and when I got on my feet the water apparently had me soaking wet, my hair, my chest, my legs, but,  checked both my legs and arms, they were intact.

   I sat down on the ground and while trying to clean my lungs of water AKA coughing badly, I saw that, the whole forest looked....cartoonish?

   If god is trying to mess with me, then he did a fucking great job!

   Shaking my head to clean my ears of water, I asked "Where the fuck am I?"

Told you this won't be a good idea, but noooo, why you would listen to your own brain faggot?

Shut up, we don't have time for this, better get moving, maybe I could find someone explain where I am.

Oh, and now you're smart all of the sudden. I guess death is a good thing. Well, you're obviously in a jungle.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

   Ignoring him, I remember that there is a castle near this pond, maybe I could find some loot and food. My stomach is already grumping.

   After a couple o' goddamn minutes of walking, I found the castle, and because of my luck the doors were open, just on time, the sun was setting.

   The castle is really old.... there are lots of destroyed antiquities here, and the roof has a big hole in it,the sun rays come through it, giving this place a spectacular lightning. There were some banners that were showing...colored ponies? Hmmm, maybe I got in the medieval age...Of ponies.

   "Hello, anyone here?" I yelled, trying to see if there is anyone around this creepy castle, I'm really hungry right now.

   Only a faint wind blow could be heard, this place was surely abandoned. There's better going to be food here.

   I walked in some kind of a hallway, there were like horses armor on its side, but they were too small, maybe for ponies, but why the fuck would ponies need armor?

   After taking a corner, there was another hallway, but this one was having doors on its sides. I picked a random door then tried opening it, but it was locked. Great, abandoned and locked! How wonderful!

   After ten minutes of locked doors, I finally found one that is open. Pecking inside, there was nobody in there.

   Getting inside, there was a HUUUGEEEE bed, a red wardrobe, a desk, a broken windows, and a CHEST!

   Thank god the chest was unlocked. I found some dust, some leftovers such as old rotten apples and some dusty ol' bread that couldn't even be eaten. At the bottom of it, I found a rusty small spear, I took it of course, better be safe than not having anything.

   I wander around the castle for a couple more minutes before going outside...it was already nighttime, on the sky the stars were sparkling bright. It was very beautiful. Continuing my way, I hear footsteps, I started to tiptoe my way towards them. After doing so, I finally find myself in front of some big ass door. There was an symbol drawn in its center....a ....sun....and a moon beneath it. I crouched and began to eavesdrop, I could hear a feminine voice coming from inside.

   "Foolish Celestia, thinking that I won't try to take over Equestria with my beautiful night. Her sun is worthless against what I can do with the moon." The voice started to yell from the inside

Celestia, who the fuck is Celestia?

I don't know, maybe being in hell fucks up your perspective about names and shit. I mean, Celestia. That's a pretty cool name, I like it, don't you.

   "SHUT UP, I don't need your bullshit now." I screamed, not thinking that the woman could hear me.

   "What is that? Which pony dares to disturb me, NightMare Moon, the Princess of the Night!" The woman's voice gradually could be heard louder, she was coming. After regaining my composure, I started to run like hell, into a random hallway.

Ponies, what the fuck is going on dude?

Ponies, are you sure you don't want to have some sexy time with them later, don't you?

What the fuck brain, maybe that fall from the sky fucked your brain cells up.

   Ignoring it, I started to fatigue. Its not my fault that I did not heaving a big stamina.