Chapter 3: Love is in the air*

I started to run like a pussy, I never tried to fight with somebody neither defending myself in my life. Running down a long hallway, I found a partially open door and because I did not want to waste any time I got into the room and closed the door after me. I felt down on my ass, tired of that pursuit, breathing heavily.

  "You can't hide foul, nightmare will haunt you 'till your death if you don't show yourself." She yelt, unknowingly of my actual location. Letting my eyes adjust to the room light level of the room, which was really low by the way...I found that this room was even bigger than the ones before. There was a giant double bed, a big wardrobe, lots of bookshelves, and some desks, and a long window-wall, which is was some sort of window, that allow anybody in this room to see what's outside. The moon was casting a light blue light on the room, making everything more clear now.

Brainy, what the fuck should I do, maybe she is crazy, about ponies or whatever. But now, I don't even know where I am

Kill yourself again? Hint Hint. Oh, and you're in a castle, in a room, a dark one, and she's probably going to find you.

You're not helping, asshole!

I know!

Damn, what a dick! I rose to my feet and started wondering if these books could help me understand what the fuck is going on here.

I am surpised you know how to read.

Shut up!

I grabbed a book called 'The History of Equestria - How it was Made'. I opened it and tried to read the first page...it was pretty hard to read in the darkness.

10 Minutes Later...

  Okay, I'm done with this, I probably have read about 50 pages from now.

Don't lie, we both know you only read 10.

  Ok, so this place is called Equestria and there are 2 'alicorn' 'gods' that control the sun and the moon. One is called Princess Celestia and the other Princess Luna, and you won't believe, this place is populated with multicolored ponies and there are 3 diferent races: Unicorns, Pegasus, and Earth Ponies, all of them having special features like wings, horns, and for Earth Ponies they have more power than the others...and they even talk, all of them. They got a palace called Canterlot, in which the 2 'alicorn' 'gods' live, and lots of rich ponies. But there is a pony called Nightmare Moon which....

  BAMP!

  "HAHA, you thought you could hide from me you...wait...what are you? Don't answer, you shall pay for interrupting my plans!"

  That woman...PONY is actually THE Nightmare Moon itself, THE Princess of The Night.

  Her fur was completely black, like the night sky without starts, her mane was a deep transparent blue, floating in an inexsistend wind, and was having sparkles that were like constellations. She was also having a crescent moon on her flank, which it was her 'cutie mark' but I didn't read too much about it .She also seems to wear pony armor.

  Suddenly, before I could reply, her horn started to glow then a BIG FIREBALL was shot towards me. Shit, I quickly crouch in an attempt to dodge it, luckily that's exactly what I did...the fireball crashed into the wall, leaving a black mark on it.

  "Wait! I can explain, just please don't kill me!" I sreamed, looking directly into her eyes. My words must've really got to her since the glow on her horn fadded away.

  "You have 2 minutes to explain. Go on" She said, closing her eys, and waving her left front hooves, pointing me to continue.

  "Well this is going to sound weird, but....I don't know where I am and why I am here. First my name is Jake,and I'm a human. I have  20 years old and I got a shit life in my world...IF you could say that....So I decided I should commit suicide...I did so and...I got here...I felt from the sky into a big pond and almost drowned...I saw this castle and I realised it is near the pond, so I decided my best shot at survival is to come here and scavange for supplies, this seemingly abandoned place...I searched every single bit of it and all I have found were locked rooms...Until...I heard a voice, your voice to be precise. Anyways, I ran away from you because I did not want to interfere with your stuff, I only seeked to come here in peace, I don't want to derrange." I said in around 40 seconds then took a heavy breath.....

Maybe this pony would make you her sex slave... I would love to put my twinkle dickie into her. So don't fuck up.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN,I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

  Grinning my teeth from that fucking quote with my brain, her smile started to become wider...then she started to approach me slowly. Every step she makes towards me, I back up with one step.

  My back collided to the wall, realising that I am pretty much trapped for the moment I started to panic. She was now soo close to me...So I decided that she's going to kill me anyways so I might as well look like a badass and make steps towards her. Hell, I might even scare her or something.

  I was now inches away from her face...eyes to eyes...nose to nose...mouth to mouth.

KISS HER DUDE, I WANT TO GET LAID TONIGHT...WITH A PONY!!!!!

Fuck off...

Then, her smile quickly faded away, she started looking down at the ground.

"Well, I understand you're a creature from another world, ponies may want to research you, you may have potential. You shouldn't waste your time here." She said as she closed    her eyes. "Come, I will show you the exit." She said as she started to walk towards the...exit? I quickly followed her lead 'till we reached the giant doors of the castle that lead outside. Standing at the entrance, I saw the bright moon, the giant castle on the side of the mountain, and, sure, the forest...

I couldn't believe, she was letting me go, this is my change! Nodding carefully, I started to follow the path. While I was some meters away from the castle, I heard her....sobbing?

Turning around, I saw her crying not before she turned around and slowly walked back in the castle.

DUDE, GO GET HER, the dick just told me he is soo fucking hard right now!

Yeah, I'm hard Jake, you haven't had a nice fap for 5 years.

Both of you shut the fuck up!

  Cursing myself for this, I started to run towards her. I grabbed her shoulders, making her gasp. She then turned around with these big red puffy eyes looking directly at me. I couldn't let her alone, knowing that everyone hate her, she need someone to help her, someone to love her.

  "What, why aren't you goi-MMMPPHH..." I shut her mouth by french kissing her directly on those lips. She was shocked by these quick actions but after some seconds she closed her eyes and began to taste my mouth with her tongue.

  Our tongues were fighting for dominance. Her tongue was tipping my teeth, asking for entrance, which I letted her. For some reason, her mouth was tasting like Blueberries, my favorite fruit. After kissing for 5 minutes at the gates of a giant ruined castle, I slowly departed myself from her.

  "Why would you do that? I thought everypony hates me and my night." She said, tears drifting from her eyes.

  "If you didn't know that already, I am not a pony, and why would I hate you?" I asked, confused by her words.

  "Everypony hates me for trying to bring eternal night to this world... and the fillies freak out when they see me" She replied in a sad tone.

  "I like the night. It's peaceful and its beautiful, the stars shining in the deep dark blue sky, just like you"

  "Thanks, nopony ever told me that before, not even my sister." She said, huggin me tight. Her soft fur touching my 'skin' couldn't be described.

  "So thats means you really....love me....I mean...from that kiss." She asked in a worried voice.

DUDE, THATS IT, DICK did you hear that, tonight we gonn' get laid!

YEEES

That won't happen!

  "Love on the first sight." I said, kissing her deeper.

  So, after our make-out session, she showed the throne room, which was pretty much her bedroom.

  She asked me about my world, how other humans look, what kind of technology we have, what we eat and other stuff.

  After I heard her yawn, I decided it was time for us to sleep. She took her pony armor off, then  Putting the blanket over us,

  "Goodnight Nighmare." I said, resting my eyes and finally drifting into sleep...

  "Goodnight Jake" She replied, drifting into the sleep...

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  The birds that were chirping outside woke me up. The light rays started to burn my retina.

  "God! I hate mornings" I said, covering my eyes with the blanket, trying to fall asleep again.

  "Me too." A feminine voice spoke beside me. Widening my eyes, I turned to the side. My eyes adjusted to the light in the room, so now I could see. There was that blue pony I kissed, Nightmare Moon, her eyes were half-lidden.

Putting my hands behind my head I started looking at the ceiling (or the big hole in it).

"So, it wasn't a dream after all" I said.

"Huh, a dream? Why would this be a dream ?" She replied, looking at me in a worried manner.

"Because I already told you that in my world, there's no talking ponies with wings or horns, or both. So this was pretty ireal for me."

"Ohhh, is this enough real for you?" She asked, touching my bare skin with her forehooves. It was feel so good.

"Yes, now it's enough real for me" I replied

Jake, I'm so sick of you, the dick said you will get laid tonight, but nooooo, why THE FUCK WOULD YOU LISTEN?

Stop being a pervert, also she's a pony, not a human, I can't have intercouse with her.

Interspecies sex, Jake, I know we both love it. Also, you're actually dead, so why not have this moment, Jacky Boy?

I don't know man, maybe... but I can't do it so fast with her dude.

She's sexy and alone. What is there to say. Imagine her inner walls rubbing your dick while she moans as it pounds into her.

Great, now my boner was making a tent in the blanket from that chat with my brain.

I want HER RIGHT NOW JACKE!

Calm the fuck down! Jeez.

I roll on the other side so she couln't see how hard I was right now, I asked her:

"So Nightmare, what do we do now? You're the only pony who has seen me... maybe I should go and see the other ponies, I don't think they would freak out if I try to be friendly with them."

"Yeah you should, but I can't go with you, if anypony sees me, wich they will do...and if they do, they will call Celestia and she will imprison me to the moon again."

"I guess so... but what if you can see what I see? Like, see the world through my eyes." I said before scratching my chin.

"Yes, that works, but there's one problem. To do that spell, I will need to occupy a part of your brain, that means I can talk to you via telekinesis and see what your brain thinks."

Oh shit. DON'T DO IT,JACK. HAVE MERCY!!! My brain mentally screamed at me.

Ignoring him, I said:

"That won't be a problem, I wanna know that you will always be there with me"

Her face blushed a little before changing into a confussed look:

"Are you sure? The spell cannot be undone."

DON'T FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, THINK ABOUT ME DUDE, I WILL SAY SHIT AND SHE'S GOING TO KILL YOU

"I'm totally in for it." I said with a big grin on my face.

We both stand up, my feet touched the cold stone floor, making me shiver. Lucky, my 'hard wood' die down already.

"Well, here it goes." She said before closing her eyes, then her horn glowed in a blue aura.

Dipshit you fucked us both, gee, thanks. Now I am 'avin a migrene.

  While she was levitating me in the air, I could feel something in my head tickling head, then shit happened. My brain hurted so much that I was thinking it would get out! I screamed in agony while covering my head with my hands, trying to stop the pain

Shit ass shit ass shit fuck motherfuk.....

After the pain vanished, a bright white light erupted in front of me. Covering my eyes from the light, I lost my balance and felt on my back, losing my consciousness.

....

  "Jaccceee...pleeshae tehl mie yureo ockahhiy" I heard a distorted voice beside me, my ears were still ringing from that explosion of energy.

  After my ears and eyes stopped hurting, I saw that Nightmare was sitting in front of me, some tears were dripping from her eyes to her cheeks, then finally falling on the floor. She was sobbing so hard that it made my heart break in half.

  "Nightmare, why are you crying" I said as I rose up, I kneeled beside her and took away her tears with my hands, looking into her red puffy eyes.

  "I thought you died from that spell. You blacked out for 10 minutes, your heart wasn't even beating." She said, then we both embraced into a big hug.

Good job Jakey, you made her cry. I ain't did nuffin'. It was you being weak.

Jake isn't weak, he is so sweet and cares about me, but who are you?

I am his brain and we both know he is weak. Me and him, he suicided and wanted to go to hell, he didn't go on with his shitty life, maybe he would've made it better and I don't know, he wouldn't have felt into this world, filled with ponies, he can't even have decent sex. He can't reproduce. He doesn't even know if you guys eat the stuff he eats.

  "SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE. Nightmare, do you have any spell that could make him shut up" I asked, annoyed by his bullshit, always whining and complaining about my life.

Yes please, shut me up, I want to stop talking to him, since it's useless, make him unhearable for me, I want to have a long sleep. This is torture for me, talking to this incompetent useless bastard. You know what, I quit, wake me up when there will be some cool actions in front of his eyes.

  "Nightmare, I'm so sorry for this, he is a really fucked up guy." I said, scratching the back of my head.

Last words after going to sleep mate. He. Is. A. Fucking. Pervert. But he's a good guy. So. Yeah. Good night.

  "Don't worry Jake, he is quite amusing to me, weird, but funny." She giggled, making me raise a brow. Does she like him or what?

  "So, did the spell work?"

  "Yes, it worked, I can hear what your brain says, and what you see and hear." She replied. We both raised to our feet (or hooves) and started walking towards the castle exit.

  We arrived at the castle exit then stopped and looked at her straight into her eye, I could see that she was a bit worried.

  "Hey don't worry, everything's going to be okay. See you tonight." I said, giving her a peck on the lips, I started my way toward Poneville or whatever. I waved at her as I slowly walked away, she returned the wave...

  As I was continuing my route, I was asking myself: Would ponies think that I'm a treat.

If anything happens to you, don't hesitate calling for me. I will be always for you.

Awwww, thanks Nightmare, I will try my best to be friendly to them.

Smiling, I continued walking throught the dense forest.