Falling into the Nightmare

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Twilight's Library, Ponyville

12:23 PM

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It was one of the same sunny days in Ponyville. Birds flying from tree to tree, ponies walking through their daily routine, the sun warm light, and the only purple bookworm in the town was just sitting at her house, not paying attention to this goddamn day that Celestia tried to do.

Twilight was sitting on her comfy brown sofa, reading her favorite book 'Alicorns and their Magic' by Adulf Hoofler, her glaze only meet the book. Spike was 'always' cleaning dust off the books and reorganizing them.

"So Twilight...got any plans today?" Spike asked, breaking the silence.

"No Spike, today I don't have any chores to do, maybe we should go to Sugarcube Corner and see what Pinkie is up to!" Twilight replied, raising her eyes from the book.

"Sounds good" Spike replied, walking towards the front door. Twilight joined him too, placing a bookmark on the last page she was reading.

While she was trying to find the place where the book was placed, there were three knocks on the front door.

"I'm coming!" Spike said, turning the knob, he opened the door, revealing Lyra, the obsessed human-lover pony.

"Oh hey Lyra, what brings you here?" Spike asked.

"Good morning Spike, I was wondering if Twilight is here" She replied, trying to look past Spike for the purple bookworm.

"Hi Lyra, how have you been" Twilight said beside Spike, then he walked inside the house, looking for some bits.

"Good, thank you Twilight. I'm here to let you know I finished reading the book you gave me yesterday" Lyra replied, floating the book from her saddlebags in front of Twilight eyes with her magic.

"Finished? But I just gave it to you yesterday. Did you read in a whole day?" Twilight asked, pushing the book away, raising a brow, Spike was still awaiting for their departure to the sweet shop, who those goddamn mares needs to always chat!?

"Ohhh, I didn't read it in a day. I read it the whole night!" Lyra said, pointing with her hooves at the bags under her eyes.

"Lyra, I don't think this obsession is healthy for you. I think getting away from these 'humans' subjects would help you a lot" Twilight said, smiling nervously,

"Yeaah, I think I should do that. Bonbon is still complaying for my hobby, it's not my fault that I like so much humans *sniff* " She replied, her eyes starting to water up.

"Ohhh, don't be sad, its just....well....you see...humans aren't technically real" Twilight said, scratching her neck, looking nervously around.  Lyra gasped in shock from her theory

"YES THEY DO! And you have no rights to say that" Lyra replied, lifting her noise high in the air, giving her the book, trotted away from the library.

Just before Twilight could close the library door, she saw Lyra standing in the middle of the street, not too far way from the library. Confused by this, Twilight walked towards her. Lyra's eyes have widened, and she was mumbling "h-h-h-h...um--man"

Twilight let an annoyed sign. Looking at her she said "Lyra, you really need help". Before Twilight could go back to her chores, Lyra grabbed her neck, and pointed with her hooves at Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie was sitting on a table, at a 'not so fancy' restaurant. She was having a big smile on her face while she was chatting with a tall strange creature.It was having only hair on it's head and was wearing some sore of clothing and was pointing with his left arm towards the sky. Twilight didn't recognisized it until she remember the pictures in these books of...HUMANS? The human was laughing with Pinkie, both of them were drinking and laughing. Twilight eyes become full widen when she saw this.

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Back to Jake POV.

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I still can't believe that I'm trapped in a world filled with multicolored talking ponies, didn't the Bible said that people who die, will go to heaven or hell, right? Well, in my case, what I'm doing here? Maybe is a sign from Jesus that this place will make me happy or other shit. Well, I recognize that this place seems more happier than Earth. I mean, there wasn't any WAR on this planet from what I red in the book, only small conflicts between regions, this place doesn't have guns, drugs, whores (I think). Maybe I could live here, I even got a girlfriend or marefriend or whatever, fuck you. Yeah, I don't think standing with these pink ponies will be better, it's still sound gay to me, no offense.

Anyway, as soon as I got there in the middle of the cobblestone street, ponies started to stare at me. Ignoring them, I continued my route towards, I don't know, maybe somepony who isn't scared of me. Shit got serious, ponies started to run off my way, others where whispering to each other. I could barelly heard what they said.

'What is that thing'

'I think we should call Celestia'

'Maybe is some sort of a changeling'

Changeling, what the hell is that?

A changeling are some sort of ponies who feed themselvs with love from other ponies. They can also disguised as normal ponies. You wouldn't want to mess with them, especially if you don't know how to do magic.

I still can't forget all these stares from these ponies, do I look like a fucking ghost?

Suddenly, a wild spinning pink ball appear in front of me. After my eyes stopped spinning, I could see the pony. She, or I think is a she cause is a fucking girly thing pony...what, was having a light pink fur, and her mane was very curly and got the same color but it was darker. Her eyes were blue like the sky, no clouds or any bird shit. She also got a 3 balloons on her flank.

"Ohmy!ijustsawalltheseponieintownspeakingaboutatallmonsterherebutididn'tbelievethemsoafterwalkingnonsensearoundisawyoutheniwaslikeohpoorthingithinkhejustwantafriendand....." She started speaking so fast that I couldn't even process what she was just talking about. Shaking my head, hoping to not get a headache from her, I put my hand over her mouth, hoping this shit would stop, but it didn't,she was STILL speaking. Dragging my hand away, I sign in relief when she stopped, looking at me worried.

  "Did you just licked my palm?" I asked, earning I quick gasp from her. She sat up on her hind hooves, then putted her front hooves on my shoulder, for support. Now she was face-to-face with me.

  "Hnnnn! You can talk. Oh my, this get better and better, I can't wait to throw you the BIGGEST.WELCOME.PARTY.EVER" She screamed so hard, that I could swear that I saw a glass cracking. I grabbed her by shoulders, and then put her on four hooves.

  "Hold on, I just barely entered in this strange world, you don't know who am I or what am I, and you want to throw me a party?" I asked confused. Never in my entirely life somebody throwed me a party, not even my parents, and this, THIS PONY, wanted to throw me a party. I didn't even spent 5 minutes in this town.

"Well, dwaaaha, everypony needs a welcoming party, even if they are different. Oh I almost forget, what's your name?"

"Well, my name is Jake, and I'm a human and why would you throw a party to everpony?" I think I just asked the most shittiest question ever to a pony. But she didn't payed attention to my face-palm 'cause her smile became bigger!

" 'Cause everypony's my friend and I love to see my friends smile!" She said trotting away leaving me confused, then a guitar song started out of nowhere, and, won't believe it, she started to sing!

[Enter the Smile song here]

I was just standing there, looking at the WHOLE town singing with that pink pony, Pinkie Pie, I think, not caring about me anymore. They even started a choir about smiles and bullshit like sunshine or happy things.

After the song ended, everypony started to trot away, no longer scared of me. Shaking my head from the trance, I rised up from the bench then walked beside Pinkie.

"How did you do that?" I asked

"Do what? Ohhh, the singing, I don't know, every time when somepony want to sing, a instrumental song came from nowhere, making everipony sing too." She replied. Then an awkward silence spreaded between us.

"Sooo, did you like it?" She asked, breaking the silence.

"I don't really know, sounded pretty gay to a man like me" I replied, making her confused.

"What 'geay' means" She asked. Wait, they don't even know what gay is, *insert facepalm here*.

"You know what forget it, the only thing I wanna hear right now is...." I was interrupted by my stomach rumbling sound, making her giggle. Then her stomach rumbled too, making me laugh hard.

"I guess you're hungry, wanna it something" She asked, calming down from my outburst, I nodded, then we started to walk towards a Starbucks Coffee shop. Everything was similar but on their logo, was a pony, not a woman.

When we got inside, there was a lot of ponies, but the worst is that they started to stare at me again, but soon they relieved themselvs when they saw Pinkie next to me.

Not paying five motherfucking dollars to them, I walked towards the counter, the mare there wasn't really affected by me. Pinkie ordered some donuts with an espresso, and I got a cappuccino with a chocolate muffin.

"That would be 18 bits sir" The pony asked. Not knowing that this place got different money, I reached down my pocked, then grapped 20 dollars from my wallet on the counter. Pinkie and the mare got a confused look, only making me raise a brow

"Sir, you can't pay with this, you need to pay 18 GOLD bits" The mare said.

Gold, does this pony think I'm Bill motherfucking Gates, how the fuck can I afford gold!

Gold bits are the main currency in Equestria. Remember me when you come back that I need to teach you about what you need to know. Nightmare Moon replied, making me jump from her.

I don't really like history lesson, but I don't think that would be so bad, and next time, warn me when you want to talk with telekinesis

How I'm suppose to warn you in that way?

Hey both of you, shut up, I'm trying to sleep!

  "Don't worry Jake, I pay this for you" She said, putting some ass-looking gold bits on the counter. I grapped my money back, and the two plates, then started walking outside.

  We stood outside at a table, drinking and eating our.....wait hold on, what time is it? I reached my pocket, then grapped my fucked android phone. I didn't even thought about how it survived when I fell into that pond, but nevermind. In the past 2 years I tried to keep some money for some special thing that I could buy, and what would be cool with these money? Buy a fucking phone! Anyway, pressed the phone button, and the screen light up, showing it was 13:43 PM, so it was afternoon, well I guess it was lunch time then.

  "What is that black box, Jake" Pinkie asked, making me sigh in annoyance.

  "You know, it was complicated, I'll show you when I sort these things out" I replied, drinking my cappuccino.

  "Well okay then" She replied, grapping her donut with her hooves and started munch it. How she did that I would never know.

Man, this coffee and muffin didn't even had the same taste, it was EVEN BETTER than in my world, the chocolate was better than any chocolate I ever tasted, and the cappuccino was made with...how could I say it....passion and love? Nonononono, forget it. Its taste is more strong and I can even fell the sour cream.

Drinking half cappuccino, I lowered the cup on table, then I started to admire the landscape. What could I say about this town, it looked like these medieval village, got hay roofs, wood logs supports, some windows were even in hearth shape. The sky was completely clean, no clouds, and there were some pegasus flying around. I could saw the Canterlot on the side of the mountain, it was somewhat...beautiful here. But something got my attention, in distance, there was a BIG tree house, it got some balcony, an electric rod on the roof, and windows and doors. These ponies live even in trees, what next? Big talking dogs living in a cave system underground with lots of gems? Yeah, sure!

Pinkie break the silence, again, with giggles, then giggles transformed into a big laughing.

  "Why are you laughing, do I have something on my face?" I asked, then, out of fucking nowhere, she grapped a mirror, pointing towards my face. I could see that I got sour cream on my lips. This made me chuckle a little, and a idea came in!

  I looked behind me, not facing Pinkie face. Then I started clean some cream of my lips, then put it on upper-lips, making a similar moustache with Hitler.

  Looking now directly at pinkie, I pointed with my hand like Hitler saluting sign.

"Ich spiele Deutsh!!" I yelled, making Pinkie laugh even harder. We both laughed so hard that someponies started to look at us.

"You look funny" Pinkie admitted, wiping away the tears from her eyes. I cleaned up my moustache.

"Yeah, I know" I replied, then we start drinking and eating again.

"So, Jake, what brings you here in Equestria" Pinkie asked, cutting the silence again, I swear her name should be Awkward Silence Killer or a game like Silence Cutter Simulator 2014.

"Well, I don't really know who did I got here, all I remember is that when I killed myself, I woke up, finding myself falling from the skies, then I got here." I replied with a emotionless expression, then I resumed my drinking.

Pinkie looked at me in completely shock. Raising a brow, I asked.

"What"

"W-w-hh-y would you kill yourself?" She replied, stuttering from her shock.

"Well, my life was pretty much shit back there, so the best choice was suicide" I asked, crossing my arms

"But don't you got a family back there, I'm sure they are really depressed about your death now" She replied. Wait, she think I got caring parents, BULLSHIT!

"Well, I'm not sure, they didn't care about me, they would beat me everyday, they won't feed me sometimes, and they even kicked out of my own house" I replied.

"Jake, I'm so sorry about your life, well, I'm sure here you will make lots and lots of good friends" She said with a big grin.

Nodding, I continued eating my muffin. Then something catched my eyes. Beside me, there was a mare, her mane was light grayish cyan with some white strips and her fur was a very light aquamarine. She was frozen when she saw I was looking at her.

After looking at each other for minutes, I asked confused.

"Can, I help you?"

She still didn't move, her mouth was agape and her eyes were widen. This pony is starting to creep me out.

"Hello, Earth to the mare, can you hear me?" I started to wave my hand in front of her eyes, but she still didn't move, not even blinking. I looked at pinkie who just shrugged.

She then started to blink rapidly, and with a shake of her head, she muttered "Y-yyy-ou are r-r-reaaal"

"No shit Sherlock, if I wasn't real, I could do..this" I replied, then slowly started to pet her mane. She jumped a bit from her action, but she relaxed when I began to scratch her behind ears, She began to moan " Ohh, it feels soooo good. I didn't know these fingers could feel sooo good". Her horn and my hand started to glow in a deep gold aura, then, without my agree, my hand moved in from of her face. She examined every fingers, her face was something like a child looking at a lollipop. Then she did something that make me disgusted, she started to lick my fingers.

"Ewwww, what the fuck are you doing" I quickly retreat my hand, having a disgusted look on my face.

"Oh, I'm s-s-oory, I was just....so excited when I saw a human for the first time!" She replied.

"Wait, how do you know what I am?" I asked confused. Does this place got any humans here?

"Well I read a lots of books about your species"

"So this place really has more humans?" I asked excited to know that I'm not the only fucking human here.

"Well, no, there aren't actually humans here. They are only a myth. But now you are here! Oh this is the best day of my life, I can wait to ask you a lot of questions" She said, then rising up, now she is touching my nose with hers.

"Uhhh..." Before I could answer, a light purple aura surrounded Lyra body. She let a small yelp before she was tossed away from my view.

A lavender pony stood where Lyra was before, looking at me curiously. Her mane was a somewhat light blue, and it got violet and pink streaks, and the tail was the same. She was also an unicorn. Her big purple eyes were staring at me like she was trying to find my soul. After another awkward silence, she cleared her throat, then spook.

"Hi, my name is Twilight Sparkle, and this is my friend Pinkie Pie" She said proudly, then pointing her hoof at Pinkie.

Twilight, god, this place is absolutely fantastic. I bet she is a vampire looking for love with a mortal, that would made my day.

"Hi Twilight! Whatca doing?" Pinkie asked, smiling at her.

"Soo, Twilight, you're a vampire" I asked, looking playful at her. I think it would be funny to see her angry.

"No, I'm a unicorn. Why are you asking that?"  She replied, not knowing how much I'm laugh in my head.

"No reason" I lied quickly.

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"Well, I see you meet my friend, Pinkie" She said, breaking the silence again. Dammit, what is with those ponies and their silence?

"That's right. Jake is really funny, and I can't wait to throw him the Welcoming Party!!!" Pinkie bounced up and down excited, I rolled my eyes, then looked at Twilight. She pretty much got my idea.

"She's just Pinkie, don't ask"

After Pinkie Excitement Dance, I could see 4 ponies started to approach us. They were wearing some type of necklaces, even Twilight got a crown on her head, how did I miss that.

The first pony was a pegasus. She was having an Rainbow mane and tail, a cyan fur and her cutie mark was a lighting bolt. The next one was having a curly purple mane, her fur was pure white, she looked FABULOUS! like a 'marshmallow'. Her cutie mark was 3 blue diamonds. The other got a pink mane, her fur was yellow and the cutie mark was some butterflies shit, she was pretty scared when she saw me and tried to hide behind the rainbow one.. And the last one was like a western girl, her mane was blonde, the fur was orange and got 3 apples on her flank, and she was wearing a cowboy hat. What the fuck, where are fedora ponies when you need them!

These five ones, including Twilight, formed a semi-circle in front of me. Looking curiously at them, Pinkie was still standing beside me. After another awkward silence, Twilight face palmed (or face hooved?), then spooked.

"Pinkie, come here!"

"Okey doki loki" She replied bouncing up and down again. Twilight attached a necklace to her. In the middle of the necklaces, they have the same cutie mark as the possessor, but different colors.

"Uhhh, Twilight, what the hell is going on" I asked, looking nervously at her.

"I'm sorry Jake, but we can't risk another chaos in Equestria like how Discord and Nightmare Moon did. Don't worry, it won't hurt" She asked, all of them rising in the air, slightly above the ground. Some lights strange lights started to come from their necklaces.

They are using the elements! Quickly, get out of there before they turn you into stone! Nightmare screamed at me, waking me from my panic.

A gay rainbow light raised from them to the sky, then it got straight towards me. Shit, what the fuck is wrong with these ponies, I'm just a normal guy, not fucking Osama.

Before the rainbow thing could hit me, I dodge it quickly, avoiding my death or whatever. After their shock of my escape, I quickly started to run again like a pussy towards the castle, Nightmare help me!

Celestia thought the only human coming again on this land would be a threat, so basically she told the elements to destroy you. I think i subestimate her, but nevermind, don't let them catch you. I can't help you right now, but you can come back to the castle. I know I speel that would solve this problem.

Wait, again? So there were more humans before me here?

Indeed, some centuries ago they bought Equestria to a wasteland. They burned whole villages down, killed hundreds of ponies, even destroyed half of a forest, but Celestia fought against them, the war turned to be around 2 years, and she won. So that's the perfect reason they attacked you with the Elements of Harmony.

But in the book I read it's says that there wasn't any war in Equestria.

Yes, but the book was made before that happened.

Wait, how did you know what book...

I saw the cover when I was listening to your explanation when tried to shoot you down.

Well, thanks for that.

Shit, at least they could ask me before attacking, 'Hey Jake, some humans destroy Equestria some time ago, so were wondering if you will kill us all' That's fucking great, y'know?

Looking behind me while still running at my top speed, I saw them still trying to catch me, the rainbow one was the fastest, she was fewer meters behind me. Fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck, if I continue like this, she would surely catch me. Thinking of something, a light bulb appear above me, and the idea came (came, lol). In front of me was a big tree. Now the rainbow was merely inches away from my head, then with a quickly turned to my left, still running. She gasped when she saw the tree. Not having time to reach she hit the tree with full speed. The impact was so big that the tree cracked a lot, her head stucked inside the tree trunk. I could saw her friends trying to get her out. A laughed a little, then I continued my way towards the castle.

"She's too stuck. Rarity, you and Applejack are coming with me, Pinkie and Fluttershy, try to get her out." Twilight said, with the white one and the orange one. So their name was Applejack and Rarity, huh, weird names.

The trip to the castle was very pleasant. Only some scratches from the tree branches and I stepped in a torn bush, making me whole left leg blooded, it hurted like a bitch!

Seeing the castle made me smile, then without wasting any second, I turned to full speed towards it, even if my left leg hurts so bad. Nightmare appeared in front of me, possibly she was wearing an invisibly spell.

"Quickly get in, I'll took care of the wounds inside" She said in a motherly voice. I got myself inside with her in the bedroom, then with a bright light from her horn, my wounds started to vanish, like there was nothing.

"Thanks" I said, giving her a peck on the lips, making her blush hard again. She sat on her haunches beside me,looking with a bored expression.

"Soooo, I guess your day was pretty full, huh" She asked ironical.

"Yeah sure it was. Are you sure they won't find us here, I wouldn't be surprised if these ponies would search me here." I replied, feeling unsafe knowing that 6 ponies wanted me dead, 5 if Pinkie still wanted to throw me the party.

"Don't worry, the bedroom is completely safe by a magical spell. They can't see or hear us, even if they were here right now" We sat down on the bed from our tiredness. So.. my second day in Equestria and I already got a bounty on my head.

Trying to cut the silence, I asked

"So, how was your day" My question made her gulp, wait, what did she did while I was in Ponyville?

"Oh, just....cleaning here lately...hah." She laughed nervously. Yep, she's was lying, but if she lies to me, then there must be a good reason.

"Ohh, okay, I was just thinking what could we do now, until things calms down" I replied, bored, damn, why didn't they got TV here in this place. A world without TV is a world where I don't want to live.

"Well, if you're bored, we could..." Sounds of hooves approaching breaked her sentence. "Don't move, just because they can't hear us, doesn't mean we can't make noise with the environment."

"Come on girls, he must be here." Twilight voice was echoing through the hallway near the room.

"We could, teach you about Equestria general things that you may need to know" She continued, like there wasn't five ponies that were searching for us.

Before I could respond, Twilight came in our room. She looked around carefully, looking for me. She was looking towards us, but her expression didn't changed. So, the spell really works.

Of course it works. Do you think my magic isn't powerful?

Of course not, but you were just the dark side of Luna, and when you were defeated two times, I didn't know if you would have much power left.

True that, but alicorns magic is extremely powerful. It takes years to run out of it if I wouldn't use it, I know my power can't be compared to Celestia or Luna, but I still got plenty amount of magic left, and with your help, I could defeat both of them.

Wait, you want my help to defeat them. Aren't they like the rulers of this land. If they catch me doing something suspiciously, I could easily get a ticket to the first dungeon cell.

Yeah, that could happen, but now you have me, and I will do everything to tear down from their thrones. The question is: Will you be at my side or not?

Ok, this is getting out of control, and three ponies looking for me, even if I'm in the same room as them doesn't help! She wants me to take the princesses down, I'm sure this won't be easy, but with her, I think I can do it, also, where would be the fun?

I'm totally with you

Her smile grew even bigger and she hug me tight. When those ponies got out of the room, we started to make out, the force when she kissed me was enough strong to fall on my back on the bed, with her on top. She moaned loudly in my mouth while I was still feeling that blueberry taste. After good minutes, we ended kissing, leaving a chain of saliva connecting our mouths. Both of us were panting heavily, she looked at me with these gorgeously catt-like eyes, then she dropped on my chest, nuzzling my neck carefully, trying to not stab me with her horn.

"You don't know how much this means to me" She said, making me chuckle. I stroked her mane while looking outside the near window, the sun began to set, the sky was getting an beautiful orange light from the sunset.

"He's not here, and it's starting to get late. We will come back tomorrow." Twilight voice broke the romance scene of us throught the hallway.

"Ah, shoot, wait 'til I get my hooves on that hairless ape" The western accent joined it, probably was that orange one, what was her name, Jackppleack, Applujeck?

"I don't think that would be a good idea, dear, but we cannot follow him if it's too dark, and there are lots of dangerous and filthy creatures in the Everfree Forest." Rareta or whatever replied, her 'lady' accent is pretty obviously, much like those rich people accent.

"Uhmmm....I think.....we scared him pretty....much. He just wanted to make some friends, but we tried to use the elements on him, I think he's now hidden in a dark room, afraid and confused." The yellow one spoked, wait...she carried about me? Oh god, these ponies are going to blow my mind off.

"I don't know Fluttershy, if Celestia really wanted to turn him into stone, then he must be really dangerous, speaking that now, what do you think happen to him?" Rarity replied, wait again, Celestia wanted me to be turned into stone? Then she must really ran out of garden statues (baddadum).

"He was probably eated by a manticore, anyway, I think we should go back to Ponyville hospital, this headache is starting to hurt really bad."  the rainbow one said, her voice sounded more like a boy rather than a girl mare. Man, I wouldn't never forget her face when she saw what's coming when I turned around.

"Awwwww, but I really wanted to throw him that party. Huh, maybe I could throw him a 'Sorry we hitted you with the Elements of Harmony party" Pinkie, surely. It's weird that she still wants that freaking party, even if her friends think I'm a demon or villain.

"Pinkie, don't you get it, his kind almost destroyed half of Equestria. We need to find him, quick, we can't risk another creature from another world to rip the planet, and we failed Celestia, she told us clearly that we need to use the elements on him, but look at us now, WE LOST HIM!" Twilight shouted, making everypony look at her shocked. Twilight recovered from her outburst, then falled on her haunches, lowering her head. "I'm sorry girls, I shouldn't scream at you. It's just that I don't want anypony to get in any danger" she then started to sob softly, her tears lowering from her eyes to her cheeks, then falling on the cold stone floor.

"Come on ya, sugarcube, we'll find him, we just need more time" Applejack replied, offering her right front hoof for Twilight, she accepted Applejack help, rising herself on four hooves.

"Thanks Applejack, I really need that. We should head back to our houses, we start looking tomorrow morning." They all nodded, going straight to the exit.

The sound of hooves hitting the stone floor started to distant, then completely silence, only the locust sounds filled the air. I was still stroking Nightmare, her beautiful mane flowing, those tiny sparkles shining like stars on the night sky, the deep blue trasparent color made me smile while I remember how lucky I'm right now. The silence filled the whole castle, until, of course, I break it.

"So, they're gone" I asked. Nighmare only replied with a simple 'mmmphh' "So, they want me dead or whatever, what could we do?"

"Well, you really need to earn their trust, so the plan can succed" She replied, rising her head, looking directly into my eyes. Her face was so close to mine that I could see my reflection in her eyes, and I could feel her breath on my skin, for some reason, my tiny beard growed quickly. I should shave myself, if these ponies got razors and shaving gel.

"Well, I don't think it would be easy, but I can do that...oh, by the way, can you teach me magic, like defensive and attack spells" I asked enthusiastic. I would be fucking awesome if I could lift things in the air and other shit!

"I don't know if you can, but we can try" She replied, while I was snuggling her neck.

"Thanks, goodnight Nightmare" I said, putting the blanket over us.

"Goodnight, Jake" She cuddle with me, with a simple flash from her horn, the regal armor teleported in the corner of the room.

Tommorow will be a long day....