Another Gamers in Equestria Story

by Dovahbrony

Shaddup I'm Fabulous

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"HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU ANGER THEM SO QUICKLY!" I yelled at Jacob.

"They called me a deformed freak so I shot at them.....bad idea now that I think about it....." said Jacob scratching his chin with his magnum. I was about to rage and that's Kyles thing so I turned to Max who was chatting away with a brown earth pony stallion with a hourglass cutiemark I knew his name but it eluded me for the moment. After what felt like hours Max returned all giddy with happiness.

"What's got you so riled up?" I asked.

"Just talked to Doctor Whooves! So happy." said Max practically squealing, but I noticed he switched hats.

"When did you switch hats?" I asked for the reason that he was now wearing a fedora. He looked up and saw what I was talking about.

"I didn't......that's......odd...to say the least...." said Max scratching his head with his combat pistol I reached for his arm, but it was to late his trigger slipped and I heard the pop of his silenced pistol as his brains were blown out of his head!

"MAX!" I yelled as I caught his body before it hit the ground. Tears were rushing down my face under Vokun as I looked down at my cousins lifeless body. "No no no no no no no!" I said cradling his dead body still crying feeling broken, and helpless until.

"Hey!" called Max from the end of the street waving his hand. At first I was confuzzled until I looked down and saw his body was gone! He just re spawned just like the game....I should've seen that coming a mile away. "What the fu*k happened?" he asked when he finally arrived to his place of death.

"YOU SHOT YOURSELF IN THE FU**ING FACE!" I yelled I don't like to swear, but I felt it was needed at the moment. Max took a step back and slipped on the blood puddle made by his corpse I couldn't help, but laugh at the sight.

"Yeah yeah laugh it up." said Max "But I just found out I'm immortal! So HAH!" he said jabbing me with his finger on the 'HAH'.

"Shaddup I'm FABULOUS!" said Kyle raising his voice in pitch on the fabulous part. I looked over and saw a pale white unicorn in a white tank top and some purple pants, her mane was purple and three diamonds were on her shoulder.

"No your not that outfit is absolutely dreadful." said the mare whom I recognized as Rairity (a.k.a worst pony besides Blueblood). I'm not going to go into detail about why I hate her because it would take a chapter to do so.

"Well I like it okay Prissy Prim!" Kyle exclaimed turning around from the flabbergasted Rairity towards us. I was ready to bust out in a fit of genuine laughter, but no matter how much I disliked Rairity I was taught to never disrespect a lady.

"I'm sorry miss but my friend is a bit of a jerk sometimes, but you did insult his outfit so it wasn't entirely unjustified, but non the less I apologize on his behalf." I said.

"Why thank you mister....."

"Gage." I said holding out my hand (why am I so calm I usually break under these circumstances) "But you may call me Dovahbrony." I said.

"Well than thank you Dovahbrony." said Rairity shaking my hand (I don't seem to hate her as much now....what is happening to me!). As soon as the handshake ended we parted ways I let out my breath, and sat down on a bench next to my buds. Then I Burt's out laughing with happiness I WAS IN EQUESTRIA AND I WASNT DREAMING! "Guys I cannot begin to say how happy I am to be here!" I said to my group of friends.

"Well I don't care to be here, but it is quite relaxing now that I think about it." said Jacob stretching and then leaning back in the bench. I turned to Max and yet again he changed hats this time it was a black ski cap.

"The air is so much *breathes in* cleaner than back home." said Kyle, and I couldn't help but agree no chemicals filled this world, and it was so clean.

"What do you mean back home? All of Equestria is like this." said a cyan pegasus on a nearby stand roof. Her eyes were a violetish and her mane rainbow. She wore a sports jersey, shorts and sandals. It was Rainbow Dash.

"Hi there!" I said.

"Hi back at you, but you still haven't answered my question." she said getting a big annoyed (glad to know I can still do that right.)

"You wouldn't believe us if we told you." said Jacob his eyes still closed.

"And why is that?" asked the mare now leaning on her elbows on the back of the bench.

"Because they're from another world were we are just cartoon ponies in a show for little ity bitty girls, but a large group of male fans called bronies watch the show and make things such as our world." said Pinkie whom popped out of nowhere.

"Now that's just ridiculous." said Rainbow Dash rolling her eyes.

"It's true though." said Max.

"Whaaaaaa....." was all Rainbow could say for the fourth wall had died a little and she slipped in blood and got knocked out cold.

"This is going to be one heck of an adventure." I said picking the unconscious mare out of the puddle and l placed her down on another bench. "One heck of an adventure indeed."

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