Another Gamers in Equestria Story

So your probably wondering 'How did you guys end up in Equestria?' and 'What is going on?' well I'll explain. Well I would but I don't know so just wait, and see maybe I'll find out.

Threshold of Sweet Apple Acres

"Well.....she kicked us out....literally." I said rubbing my back were Applejack had kicked me, and I'll tell you it hurt....a lot.

"I'm gonna shoot that bi**h." muttered Kyle picking up his bow and knocking an arrow only for me to grab his arm.

"Is it really worth the royal guard hunting us down? Is it?" I said.

"Why would the royal guard chase us she's a farm girl not a princess." he said annoyed.

"She's a national hero Applejack the Element of Honesty to be correct." I answered him grinning to the fact that it was standing outside Sweet Apple Acres! It's enough to make a grown man cry, but I'm not a grown man so I didn't cry I squealed with happiness.

"She FU**ING KICKED US!" yelled Kyle (hello rage face) stomping his foot. "AND YOUR LETTING HER LEAVE?" he said.

"Eeyup." I said mimicing Big Mac whom I saw go into the barn. "Wanna have a look around town?" I asked pointing behind me to a path that lead into Ponyville. "Oh and for future reference it's farm 'mare' she's a mare."

"I don't care about your little girls show, or the terminology of horses." he said raising his hands.

"They are ponies." I said "but that doesn't matter let's go." I said turning on my heel on the dirt path, and walked to the small town in the distance.

Ponyville

Kyle and I walked into the small town, and immediately got tackled by a pink woman with pink clothing, and pink curly hair, and well pink everything. "Hia I'm Pinkie Pie, and I'm here to welcome you to PONYVILLE!" she said excitedly confetti popping into the air behind her.

"Hia Pinkie!" I said smiling like a mad man under my mask while Kyle tried to get out from under the pink anthro pony.

Finally he asked "Can you please get off me? Your crushing my lung." there was an audible pop, and he slumped over wheezing. His lungs actually popped! Wait HIS LUNGS POPPED! I pushed Pinkie off me with a slight push and she went flying.....well that's new, and loomed over my buddy. He looked terrible his face was purple, and his chest was caved in man Pinkie needed to lay off the sweets.

"I heard that!" said Pinkie shaking her fist at me, and for the first time in my life I flipped someone off.

"It's gonna be okay bud I'll get you out of this.....I hope." I said gulping as I held out my hands if I was my character I should be able to do magic right? Well my hands didn't light up so I couldn't it seemed. "Crap man how do I use my magic?" I said. Dawnbreaker was getting in the way, and I didn't know how to remove the sheathe so I drew it, and my left palm lit up. "Of course!" I said of course it's just like the game my weapon needs to be drawn before I can cast magic! I held out my hands, and cast the spell it didn't work. I was gonna start yelling at my hands when I remembered I only knew the default self healing spell. Kyle held out his hand still trying to breathe, and failing. I took it with my magic hand, and I got quite the supprise. My spell activated and swirled around Kyle after a minute his chest was healed, and he could breathe again.

"Did I hurt him?" asked Pinkie staring dumbfounded.

"Yes *cough* you fu**ing did." said Kyle, and strangely he wasn't screaming death threats huh go figure.

"I'm sorry I really am....I'll just be going..." said Pinkie her hair deflating as she turned to leave. I got the feels.

"Pinkie you don't have to go." I said "he's okay and he doesn't blame you do you Kyle?" I said glaring at him through my mask.

"Ummmm yeah I don't blame you it was an accident...." he said, and I remembered I was still glaring so I stopped and he let out a breath. Man was I that intimidating? Back on earth I couldn't scare anyone, but I guess the mask helps. I mean I was a BIG kid at 6 feet tall at the age of 13 was pretty big, but then I was a nerd that didn't like conflict.

Pinkies hair inflates and she smiled "Okie dokie lokie!" she said bouncing away. I rolled my eyes not ten minutes into Ponyville and one of us nearly died.

"Well *coughs clearing his throat* were do we go now?" asked Kyle. I was going to say Twilight, but I heard yelling, and being the curious fu** I am I went to the sight of the yelling.

Town Square

A rather large kid with a chrome plated deagle was backed up against the town hall with a shorter thinner blonde kid in a suit and top hat. The blond kid was also wearing glasses, and I recognized them instantly "JACOB, MAX!" I yelled waving.....I am so stupid sometimes the crowd of ponies turned to me, and advanced yelling "I need to shut my mouth sometimes." I said slouching my shoulders.

A loud bang was heard, and I looked up to see Jacob holding out his magnum pistol it's barrel smoking, and a bullet hole in front of the crowd of ponies. They screamed and ran away.

"So were are we?" asked Jacob "and don't say Ponyville Max."

"It's Ponyville." I said and Jacob threw his hands up in defeat. I chuckled and walked over to my friends Kyle in toe.