Whoever controls the Stick, controls the Universe.

When the New Kid is sent on a quest to retrieve the sacred Stick of Truth by the Grand Wizard, his paladin companion accidentally finds a key that opens a portal to another world. The Boys arrival soon unleashes a chain of events that would shake Equestria to its very core. However the Humans of Kupa Keep and Drow Elves of the Elven Kingdom are too busy with their game to bother with the fact that they are changing the world for better or worse (Stranger things have happened).

All characters and events in this story-- Even those based on certain franchises-- are entirely fictional. They most likely will be interpreted... poorly. This story contains coarse language and due to its content should not be read by anyone.

Prereading/Editing: Awesomedude17 Editing: Alticron