Anyone else notice the lack of Seabreeze stories?

What the [Censored] happened last night? I can't remember anything but somehow I ended up going from a 19-year old girl, to one of those annoying breezies. At least I'm a brony, or pegisister (whatever you want to call it), or I'd be as clueless as a character in one of those dumb HiE stories.... And I'm pretty sure this is one of those, isn't it? Well [Censored].

WARNING (MILD LANGUAGE): "[CENSORED]" IMPLIES SWEARS, WHICH MAY NOT BE ALOUD IN THE DESCRIPTION, BUT ARE SURE AS [CENSORED] IN THE STORY. SO IF YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL [CENSORED] ABOUT IT, DON'T READ THIS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Updated everyday or so, every other to say at the least.