Teh year is fiftin aitey-shevin.

Mah squad an' I are teh last guardianz of the Falbed Almighteh Wafflez, teh prized objects of teh Waffle Kingdom.

Hour enemiez, the evel horsey demons, want teh Almighteh Wafflez for demsleves, claiming to furdur deir liez o' 'friendship'.

We did not complie. We did not give in.

And now we will die.

This iz Geofffffreehh, signing out.