The HAS Group Invades Equestria

“No Clover you imbecile! My silver tiara goes over there!”

Clover the Clever, advisor to Princess Platinum, sighed and ran a cream hoof through her green mane as she levitated the Princess’s tiara over to the indicated dresser. Why Platinum needed her to help her get undressed she didn’t know, all the princess wore was jewlery and a robe. Clover herself only had her simple brown cloak, the overworked mare rolling her eyes as Platinum daintily got into the large royal bed.

“Can I go now?” She asked wearily as the egotistical unicorn princess snuggled into the bed.

“No.” Platinum answered. “You are to stand guard at my side and ward off any monsters.”

“Princess,” Clover tried to reason. “Monsters aren’t real.”

Unfortunately Clover was proved wrong when a massive red orb crackled into life while blocking the door. Platinum hid under the covers and Clover pressed herself against the back wall as a massive metal boot stomped out of the portal. The first boot was followed by another as a eight-foot tall Biped in armour stepped out.

“Clop for the Clop God!” the figure bellowed causing Platinum to whimper. She peeked her head out to stare at the male figure dressed in black-and-gold armour. The being advanced on her with baleful red eyes glowing. She shot a bolt of magic at him but it bounced off his armour harmlessly. A large hand descended and quickly grasped her around the horn. The sheets were swept off the bed and onto the floor leaving Platinum naked and terrified.

“Wh-what do you want?” she shakily asked as Clover tried to stay as quiet as possible while watching the scene with wide eyes. The Biped leaned down towards Platinum and fixed her with a glare.

“I’ve traveled back through time to conquer ponies for the glory of the human race!” Platinum shivered, fearful of what this ‘conquering’ would entail if it required the monster’s presence in her bedchambers.

“I’m not that kind of mare!” Platinum whimpered with her ego overridden by fear. “I forbid you from touching my royal body!” Caledus the Immortal picked up the shivering mare and stared into her eyes.

“It is not you that has been chosen, wench!” With the insult Platinum was thrown against the wall, the unicorn managing to cushion her fall with her magic. She landed in a heap and curled up in a ball, hoping to avoid angering the creature again. Clover gulped as the monster turned to gaze at her. He ran his evil eyes over her cloaked form and seemed to snort in disappointment.

“M-me?” Clover asked as she pointed a hoof towards herself. The monster nodded and Clover dropped to her knees to beg.

“Why? I’m just a simple advisor!” Caledus the Immortal shook his head, he had his orders.

“You were chosen by Dropbear to be host to my chaotic length!” Caledus only had two volume settings, loud and louder. “I did not pick a pony to ‘cleanse’, therefore you were the one allocated to me! I have traveled back in time in order to ravage you and I intend to carry out my mission!” To say Clover was confused was an understatement.

“You traveled back in time to have your way with me?” Clover inquired with a tremble. “Why would this ‘Dropbear’ order such a thing?”

“Because he is an insane pervert and wanted to see you plowed senseless by a chaos lord! You should be flattered that he desires you to have such an experience!” This created more questions than answers for Clover.

“What do you mean he wanted to see?” She looked around trying to spot anyone hidden in the room. Caledus the Immortal chuckled an evil laugh.

“It is recorded and he saves it to his hard drive for future research. Also it pisses Classygeneral off so it’s win-win!” Clover eeped as she found herself picked up by the barrel and thrown onto the bed. “Enough questions! Chaos will triumph within your battlezone!” Clover gasped in shock as her brown cloak was ripped off to reveal a body that was actually not that bad.

Out of the biped’s shoulder a large speaker sprung forth and a very raunchy tune began to play to set the mood.

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Clover was more confused then aroused, something that Caledus sort to rectify only so that he could be done with this quicker and head off to slaughter children and other chaotic things. Platinum was suddenly picked up and had her muzzle thrust into Clover’s sex. The Princess’s eyes bugged out in surprise and shock as Caledus the Immortal began to rub her face against Clover’s now-dripping cunt.

“Ohhhh!” Clover moaned as Platinum was forcefully used to pleasure her, Caledus the Immortal not slowing as the snout of the ruler was used to great effect. Clover even found herself grabbing Platinum’s head with her forehooves and pushing the unicorn down deeper. She actually whimpered when the Princess was removed and tossed to the edge of the bed like a broken vibrator that had flat batteries.

Caledus the Immortal straddled Clover with his massive armoured bulk and pressed a button on his wrist causing his groin plate to lift up. A large purple schlong flopped out (because when you fall to chaos your genitals turn purple so the Inquisitors have an easier job) and smacked Clover’s dripping mound causing her to squirm. Platinum was too busy to intervene, trying to get rid of the taste on her tongue as she wiped her mouth against a pillow.

“Yes! My Daemonhood is at your gates!” Caledus cackled as he slipped into one of the rants that all Chaos Lords suffer from. Despite her sudden urge for him to continue, Clover eyed the massive purple cock with a concerned eye.

“Just go gentle, please?” she requested, Caledus shaking his head as the tip entered her causing the unicorn to moan.

“Chaos doesn’t do gentle! Chaos always goes in rough!”

With a grunt Caledus the Immortal thrusted in deeply, wedging his throbbing shaft halfway into the mare underneath him. Clover threw back her head and straddled his sides with her hind legs as Caledus admired his handiwork, the purple popsicle being suckled by the unicorn’s walls.

“Just like Abbadon’s crusade I have failed to penetrate all the way on the first try!” Another jerk of his hips fixed that problem, Clover orgasming onto the chaotic cock as the full length was sheathed inside of her. Caledus the Immortal didn’t blink as he was balls-deep within Clover, he had taken Hive Tyrants so a simple unicorn was nothing.

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“However,” Caledus continued as Clovers shivered and clenched around his chaos-hood. “Unlike Abbadon I succeeded on my second try, now I will use the method of steel rain!” Clover groaned in pleasure as Caledus the Immortal began to piston his hips back and forward. “Multiple and devastating deep strikes!”

Platinum sat on the bed and stared as the biped plowed Clover senseless, the Princess gobsmacked as her advisor voiced her approval at the rutting. The two’s hips smacked together and a wet slopping sound steadily increased in tempo and volume.

“Get ready to feel the warp Mortal!” Caldeus announced as Clover once again clenched around him. A almost demonic roar ripped from the biped’s throat as Clover felt her womb swell with chaos semen. The large phallus embedded in her prevented any of the fluid to escape so her stomach bulged a little with the sheer amount. Caledus the Immortal held himself inside of the mare for a few more moments as he picked up the shocked Platinum once more. Placing the Princess atop Clover so that her head was touching their joined sexs Caledus pulled out and shoved Platinum’s muzzle back into Clover.

Platinum’s cheeks bulged as they were filled with seed and Clover passed out from the sheer pleasure. Platinum soon couldn’t take any more and when Caledus released her head to get off the bed she spluttered as the rest of the chaotical cream flowed out of the sleeping Clover's snatch. Closing his groin plate, Caledus stood up and raised his fist to the roof, vanishing in a flash of red leaving the sleeping Clover and the seman-splattered Platinum behind.

Classygeneral sat in his chair with his head in his hands.

What had he just watched? His ancestors would be ashamed.

He was tempted to ask the Commissar and Dropbear just how they had sent a Chaos Lord back in time to forenicate with a random unicorn but knew that they would never tell him.

Bunch of honourless perverts, he was only in it because of the money and fame, not for personal desire.

Leaning back he checked his list, his heart sinking as he read the next names.

“KaBar41 x Faustcorn” he muttered. “Well, this will get us sued.”