The HAS Group Invades Equestria

The doors to the Subhay franchise in the small town of Hooftopia opened and a large-hairless biped walked in causing the few patrons there for the early morning brekkie to stare in fear. The creature was dressed in a game-warden uniform with a black vest, a gun strapped across his chest. His eyes were hidden behind a pair of shades and a peaked-cap was on his head.

“Uh… Boss?” The single server mare called out, looking back towards the office as the biped stood in front off the counter. A tall pony walked out, a white-coated mare with her wings folded over her green subhay shirt. A name tag, ‘Fresh Fit’, was pinned on her chest. Her green hat sitting on her maroon mane hid her horn, no-one actually knowing that her real name was Faust (I’m so sorry, please don’t sue) and that she was a god. She had chosen to hide out in Subhay and pose as a manager to avoid all the fanatics that praised her name. She had to admit that the bits were a pretty good incentive as well, even gods need cash.

“What’s the problem Stay Thin?” Faust questioned, the teenage mare not-so-subtly moving her head towards the human that had walked in. Faust examined the creature with her sparkling blue eyes, the alicorn god knowing that it was a human because she was a god.

Deal with it.

“Can we get you a sandwich sir?” Faust inquired, able to smell that he was a male with her enhanced senses. Stay Thin mumbled something about restocking the tomatoes and quickly went out the back of the store while customers left the store taking their sandwiches with them.

“One thing first,” the human said in a voice with an accent that reminded Faust of customers from the southern parts of Equestria. “You are Faust, alicorn god of Equestria. Is this correct?” Fausticorn smiled a little and removed her hat to reveal her horn. She felt no need to hide her true form from the human and with a brief burst of magic she locked the doors to the storeroom and the main restaurant to prevent anypony from seeing.

“I am,” she answered. “Now would you like white bread or wholemeal?”

“Neither,” the human replied. “I have come from space to fuck you for the glory of human-kind.”

Faust was a goddess and thus was rarely confused. However, having a space-alien promptly declear that he intended to stick his six-inch sub into her toaster-oven for the good of his race definitely took the cake of confusing situations. A brief moment of silence was shared between the two as KaBar let the infomation settle in.

“...What?” Faust questioned, still not fully comprehending the full situation.

“I picked you to be my pony to screw,” KaBar informed as if talking to a child. “Dropbear said it was all good so now we’re going to fuck and make sandwich puns.” Faust gave up on trying to figure out the situation.

“Okay then, look Mister…?”

“KaBar41,” the human answered.

“Moving on Mister KaBar41,” Faust continued. “While your desire to pleasure me is a great compliment, an alicorn of my stature should not lower herself to such things.” Faust summoned a blue shield bubble nine-hundred and ninety-nine times more powerful than a TCB barrier around her. “I’m sorry but you’ll have to find another pony to help you bring glory to your race.”

Using his uber-l33t powers of Porn-logic KaBar simply ripped apart his shirt and used the glare from his ultra-white chest to pierce the barrier like it was nothing. Faust was gobsmacked as the human strolled towards her with his unmuscled but lean chest and tow perky nipples. KaBar halted a metre from the alicorn and placed his hands on his hips.

“Fausticorn,” he drawled. “We can do this two ways. I can use the combination of porn-logic and my game-warden holds to force you. What I would prefer would be for you to stop with the higher-than-thou attitude, get up on that counter there and then let me fuck your brains out.” Faust considered her options, it seemed like she didn’t have much of a choice. Also, she worked in a Subhay after all so it wasn’t like she could be any lower. Equestria doesn’t have Macdonalds.

Unlatching the door leading behind the counter she stepped back as the human walked towards her. She went to take off her uniform to keep it from getting dirty but as soon as she tried KaBar easily lifted her up and placed her on the serving counter next to the till.

Faust eeped as she found her front legs splayed on the counter and her rear facing back towards the shirtless human behind her. He seemed like the impatient type. Her wings shot straight up and she gasped as her tail was pulled aside and warm breath hit her slit. She collapsed forward as a tongue lapped up and down quickly, Faust biting her shirt’s collar to stop a moan escaping.

Her face quickly heated up at the stimulation, Faust didn’t want to admit it but it was her first time. Being a Goddess managing a Subhay franchise didn’t leave her with much time for socialising. Before long her hind hooves started to twitch as the licking continued, her erect wings jerking rapidly as the warm, wet tongue explored the interior of her pink walls. As the human burying his face into her licked her love-button she let out a girly squeal as she felt a feeling quickly built in her loins.

“I’m-oh, i’m about-” Faust found it hard to concentrate as tongue was extended deep into her. Her eyes unfocused and her whole body shuddered as she orgasumed for the first time in her long life. Her walls clenched the wet invader as Faust moaned into her shirt.

She came down after a few moments, her head collapsing onto the counter as she panted into the rack of napkins. A lewd slurping sound preceded the tongue withdrawing from her, Faust’s ears picking up the sound of a zipper being unzipped.

“Not as good as the Big Mac special sauce,” KaBar commented as Faust felt two hands knead her rump tenderly. “I suppose that it could have been worse.” Faust was unable to reply as she felt a long object poke her sopping wet nethers, the Alicorn biting down harder on her shirt. Her rear was amply lubricated, the head that entered her hot hole sliding in easily. The hands moved from her rump to her wings, Faust groaning as the sensitive limbs were rubbed while the cock continued into her.

KaBar slowly slid in, taking his time as he penetrated the alicorn. He was only half-way in when he hit a fleshy wall, the game warden looking down with surprise at the alicorn quivering beneath him.

Faust looked back towards him when he stopped, having felt him hit her hymen. She struggled to speak, the pleasure coursing through her body as her vag squeezed around the head and first bit of shaft inside of her churning her mind.

“Go ahead,” she mumbled out. “I have to deal with the lunchtime rush in four hours.” Her eyes widened as a loaf of white bread was shoved in her mouth, the alicorn gripping down on it with her teeth as the penis inside of her withdrew a little.

With a groan of half-pain half-pleasure, Faust felt the meat-sub break through her defences and sink right into her. Naked hips slapped against her rear as her virgin walls stretched around the intruder as the pain faded. She moaned into the bread-gag and panted while the human inside of her let her catch her breath.

As she adjusted to the length, feeling far more like a eight-inch than a six-inch inside of her, the alicorn lifted her head up again and nodded.

Faust squealed like a school-filly again as the cock was pulled out leaving only the head in before slowly sliding back in again. Her front hooves gripped the edge of the counter as the motions increased steadily. Soon the counter was rocking slightly and Faust was continually moaning as the human thrusted in again and again.

Her tail swished as the hands on her wings moved down to below her belly, the alicorn’s pleasure increasing as her breasts were fondled. A nipple was pinched and Faust found herself losing control, her mind blanking as she climaxed again. The thrusting continued as futher nipple pinches amplified her orgasum, the pony’s tongue flopping out as her stiff wings flapped.

The thrusting stopped, Faust briefly finding enough clarity to wonder if the human was done before she was picked up once more. Faust couldn’t resist and wouldn’t if she could as she was placed sitting down atop the trays holding the lettuce, tomatoes and the rest of the vegetables meant to go on subs.

Her back and wings were resting against the inside of the glass shield protecting the salad, her rear plopped in the tray holding grated carrot. She watched as the human drizzled thousand island dressing down her chest and her bread gag was removed. With the obstruction gone she was able to moan at full volume as the very same tongue that had been inside of her earlier trailed down her fur, lapping up the dressing while Faust’s hind legs kicked.

When the dressing reached her dripping sex the penis was once again lined up with her entrance, Faust placing her forelegs on KaBar’s shoulders as her hind ones wrapped around his naked waist. She pulled him in, sighing happily as she was once again stuffed with his bread-roll. Her slit slurpped around greedily it like a fat guy devours a sub loaded with four different kinds of cheese. She panted as the thrusting started again, more going into her in this position which only heightened her pleasure.

The rutting continued for a few more minutes before Faust felt the cock inside of her twitch. The pounding became more erratic, Faust sensing the human was close as she tightened her grip around him. She leaned her head forward and began to lap at his neck as she felt herself clench around him again.

“Would you like mayonnaise with that sub?” KaBar huffed out, Faust moving her mouth to his ear as she hugged him tight.

“I want extra mayonnaise,” she panted out, locking the game warden in a passionate kiss as she felt him tense up. Faust moaned deeply as she felt warm seed spill into her passage, the thrusting not pausing as it spurted out into her. She came for the fourth time and her juices joined with his, some of it drenching the tube of carrot as it flowed out of her.

Soon the flow and thrusting stopped, KaBar hilting inside of her as Faust broke the kiss and  caught her breath. The alicorn looked down at their joined sexes with a burning red face. Just what had she been missing out on during those long years? She shuddered again as the dick was slowly withdrawn from her snatch, when it was completely out white fluid dribbled out from her onto the tray. Faust weighed up her options, being a Subhay manager just didn’t seem exciting any more. her sparkling blue eyes looked with KaBar still wearing the dark shades.

“Uh, human,” she panted out. “About this whole glory to the human race thing…”

Geishas quickly scrambled to fetch more sake as ClassyGeneral waved his sword around in the air.

“No! No! Not another pony!” The General was glaring at the game warden and the alicorn still wearing her dirty subhay uniform as they stood in front of him on his command bridge.

“But John Hood got to keep his!” KaBar complained as Fausticorn nuzzled against his side lovingly. ClassyGeneral pointed the tip of his drawn katana towards the warden.

“I am afraid of no man!” the General retorted. “John Hood is no man, he is an Oni sent to plague me for my dishonour! I will not allow you to continue to fornicate with that thing while you are on my ship!”

“Hey, I’m not a thing!” Faust interrupted. “I’m a Goddess thank you!” Classy threw his arms up in the air as a geisha approached with a cup of alcohol.

“Great, now I have a Goddess aboard! I don’t care anymore!” With that he took the offered cup and downed it in one go before waving the geisha away to fetch another. “If Dropbear and the Commissar wish to turn this into a pony sex ship then good for them! Just stay out of my command bridge!”

KaBar went to raise a finger towards the raging General before a glare accompanied by a wave of the katana convinced him otherwise. Quickly he and Fausticorn left the bridge to his quarters, now their shared quarters. ClassyGeneral sat down with a sigh and checked his list, groaning as he saw the names.

“Happy x Big Mac,” he groaned before turning back to the geishas. “Forget the cup, bring me more bottles!”