Lyra decides that the life of a nice, gentle, background pony is not the life for her. After many hours wasted coming up with a way to make her stand out more, she finds a solution to her problem. By becoming a gangster of course! The only problem is that Ponyville is not exactly a crime filled town and Lyra is not quite actually sure how to fulfill her new role.

A short comedic story.

Rated teen for drug references.