Author's Note

AHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No really...you'll get a link per thing.

And only one way this can end now....

Dragged

I stared down at him, the slits in my paper bag a bit ragged. "Are you fucking kidding me?" I rubbed my face and looked up at the crystal castle in the distance. "Does she know?"

Shining coughed into his hoof. "...No...."

I shook my head slowly. "You sicken me...." I rubbed my eyes. "So hungry for my dick that you'll go and cut your dick off because of it."

Shining let out a sharp whimper. "I hate myself enough already! Can you just...help me."

I shook my head again. "So what did you do? Cut it off?"

Shining grew pink and swept her tail around to cover his face. "...Potions.... It took a few days but it just kinda went inside."

I grimaced hard enough to suck my lower lip into my mouth. "Son, you're one gay horse."

Shining dropped his head forward and huffed. "You said you wanted a mare!" He stomped his hooves and looked up at me. "I'm a mare now, just--rut--bitch--help me!"

I rubbed my chin through my bag. The loud crinkling made Shining uneasy. "You sucked yourself off to my face, didn't you?" I shook my head and held my bag against my head. "That's super sad."

Shining laid down and covered his head with his hooves. "I hate you so much! I hate you so Celestia damned much!"

I nodded. "Oh I'm sure.... That's why you're here begging me to stick you like a pig on a spit. Well guess what fucker, George has the power now! I've got the fuck stick now nigga!" I held my arms out. "I'm the thug now you little bitch! Woo!" I stuck my leg out and leaned back. "Lester Speight you are my fucking spirit animal! Woo!"

Shining leaned away from me. "What?"

"You don't come to my gate with a pussy like that! Not in my house!" I hopped in place. "God damn...that felt good." I rubbed my arms and unrolled my sweater. "Also, no. I got Coco for company, Topi for the pussy... I think Roseluck is off somewhere getting nailed in the ass, and Maud is somewhere here...." I scratched my head. "Isn't she supposed to be security? Who let you in here?"

"Please don't!" Shining stuck a hoof out. "Please! I've put myself through so much for this!"

I shrugged. "So? What do I get out of this?"

"Sex!"

I rubbed my chin. "Really doesn't hold as much sway over me now that I have, one, two, a house full of maids and mares to slam until I can't feel my balls." I smiled under my bag. "Bitch, don't, have, shit." I leaned my arm down and flipped him off. "Suck my dick! Suck my fucking balls!" I slammed my hands into my pelvis. "Woo! Fuck you!"

Shining's eyes started to water. "I changed for you...and you still won't touch me."

"Nope. I started snickering. "Hey remember when your aunt kept me locked up and you didn't help? Yeah...karma is a mean, mean, mother fucking brutal bitch!" I started humping the air. "You--are--my--slut! Unf! Fucking double unf! Unf--unf!" I growled at the air. "Mother fucker eat all the shit! Eat it!"

Shining plopped down to his haunches. "What would it take?"

"What?" I stopped my cheering and turned to the femboy. "Oh my god...are you still--"

"What do you want?" Shining huffed. "I thought playing on sympathy would work but--"

"What sympathy!?" I held my arms out. "Your little princess tossed more pussy at me than I could handle, and you expect me to be nice!? How about you suck dog balls!"

"Fine, if that's what you want."

I locked up. "Oh my god...you're serious?" I clapped my hands together and took a deep breath. "You'll do anything I want!?"

Shining hung his head low. "Well you're obviously not going to help me otherwise."

"Leave your wife--"

"Done."

I brought my hands to my mouth, still separated by the bag. "Oh my god!" I started laughing like a maniac. "I need two changelings too!"

"I can get that."

I squealed like a little girl. "Okay, so...they lay eggs, right? Even when not--"

Shining let out a sharp whimper. "And you're gonna--"

"In public! On the castle balcony! And if we're doing this right, I'm gonna declare myself king and take you like a fucking concubine!"

Shining's face twisted into a terrified display, but his tail popped up and hung there. "That is...I should throw you in the dungeon for saying that--"

I reached out and grabbed the back of Shining's head. I pulled his muzzle square against my junk and held him there. "Breathe."

Shining really didn't need to be told. He took in an extremely deep breath and held it before nuzzling deeper against my groin. His eyes fluttered shut as he stood there, nose buried in my dick. "Mmhphuck...."

"That's what I thought." I started to snicker. "Oh god...it's the end of days! It's the end of Equestria mother fuckers! George wins! George is the victor this time you sluts!" I raised my arms up and threw my bag off. "Fuck you ponies, human wins! Ponies will eat all the dicks! Woo!" I rested my hand on Shining's head as he stood there huffing my balls. He spread his legs out and I couldn't help but watch as his new boycunt dripped onto the ground behind him. "George wins...and George is coming for that pussy Cadance...."