"Uhh, so boring, there's nothing to do" said Discord. "How about a date" he continued.
Then he teleported out of his house and into the forest to see Fluttershy.
"Fluttershy" said Discord as he popped out of no where.
"Ah, oh, it's just you, what do need" said Fluttershy.
"Can you set me up on a date with Princess Luna" he said with big puppy eyes.
"Come on, let's go to Twilight' s library" said Fluttershy as they walked off.
"OK Spike, take a note,
Dear Princess Luna,
Discord wants to go out with you because he's lonely, do you accept?
- Sincerely Princess Twilight Sparkle.
Did you get all that Spike" said Twilight.
"Yes" replied Spike, then moments later Spike got a letter for Twilight that read:
Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,
Yes, I would very much enjoy a date, just make sure that he looks good and is going to be as nice as possible. How about 8 O'clock tomorrow at Canterlot's finest?
-Sincerely Princess Luna
"Well, so that you don't scare anypony, I can make you into a pony" said Twilight.
"Do it then" said Discord as he swept his hand across stomach and made a target out of thin air.
A bright glow enveloped Discord and faded away to reveal a light brown alicorn with piercing red eyes, fangs, and a white mane, tail, and beard, and a green swirl for a Cutie Mark.
"What about dating advice" asked Rarity.
"That would be a good idea" said Twilight as she watched Discord try out his horn and drop a pile of dirt on Rarity.
"Get it off, get it off" said Rarity rapidly as she tried to get the dirt off.
"There you go, nice and clean" said Fluttershy.
Rarity and Discord stayed in the guests room and tried to work things out.
"No, clean, strong, and nice" yelled Rarity after hours of trying to talk to Discord nicely.
"Fine" said Discord as he used a fork to eat his food after hours of telling him to use one.
"Good, if you want, I can make you a nice little tuxedo".
"With a top hat" he asked.
"Sure," she replied "Now let's go to my house".
"Stop that" she said, fore Discord kept making everything that she wrote down disappear.
"You're no fun."
"Done, finally, and I have the same feelings about you."
"Can I stay with you until tomorrow morning, because it's a long way to my house and I'm not used to this horn yet".
"Sure, that's probably when I'll have you suit ready".
"Thank you miss Rarity" he said as he hugged her legs.
"OK, just let go now."
"OK."
Discord woke up early the next morning to try on his new outfit, because if you're dealing with him then even the simplest of tasks could take hours.
"Here, try this on" she said as she handed him the suit.
"What do you think ma'am" he said, forcing out the word "ma'am".
"Marvelous darling!"
"Thank you" he said bowing before Rarity.
"Now, remember Luna, be prepared for anything" said Celestia.
"OK, but he's reformed, remember" replied Luna.
"Yes, but he still plays tricks".
"OK".
"Sorry, I guess I'm just worried because it's your first date ever".
"That's OK big sister".
"I'm so proud of you".
Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy then escorted Discord to his date.
On the way there they asked him why he wanted to date Luna.
"Because she has a chaotic side" he said, pulling a picture of Nightmare Moon out of no where and kissing it.
"Why hello girls, who's the handsome stallion with you. Wait, is that Discord" said Luna.
"In the flesh" he said as he bowed before her.
"I turned him into a pony so nopony gets scared" said Twilight.
"Well, we better get going" said Fluttershy.
"Remember what I told you" whispered Rarity as she pulled Discord in so he could hear her.
Then Discord took note of Luna's dress, it had a long train with lace selves that had ruffles at the end and was purple with white stars surrounded by a blue glow.
The restaurant itself was quite fancy, the tables had silk tablecloths that varied between red and blue on each table, the curtains were made of red velvet that were tied back with gold ribbon, there were golden chandeliers with crystals hanging from them, and the floor was covered with marble tiles.
"May I take your order" asked the waiter with in a English accent.
"I will have the spaghetti and grass balls" said Luna.
"And I'll have the salad" said Discord.
"Can I get you anything else" asked the waiter.
"So why me" asked Luna.
"Because you have a chaotic side" he said.
"OK, how do you like being a pony?"
"It has it's ups and downs, mainly the lack of claws and getting used to this horn."
"Your food" said the waiter.
"Hey, Luna, watch this" said Discord as he used his horn to pick up one of Luna's grass balls with a fork and flung it at a grey Pegasus mare with yellow hair, but instead of hitting her, it landed in her dessert, a muffin.
"My muffin" said the Pegasus. She got up to get another, only for Discord to ruin that one too. "He keeps squishing my muffins" said the Pegasus to the waiter.
"Now look at trouble you've gotten us into now" said Luna as she watched the Pegasus talk to the waiter.
"I'm sorry, but I must ask you to leave" said the waiter.
"I'm sorry, please slow down so I can talk to you" pleaded Discord.
"Why, so you can insult me" said Luna as she stopped to look at him in disgust.
"I promise that I'll never do that again, just please give me another chance!"
"Fine, take me home, there's a little café near the castle."
"OK, how can I teleport us to the castle?"
"Think of where you want to be, then use your horn."
There was a bright glow surrounding them the faded away to show them their surroundings. They were in Luna's room. It was dimly lit with midnight blue wallpaper, black carpeting, a black ceiling with golden constellations, navy blue curtains tied back with black ribbon, and stained glass windows that showed Luna raising the moon.
"I did it" said Discord excitedly.
"Come on, I'll show you where the cafè is."
They didn't say a word on the way there, making them both feel awkward.
"Hello ma'am," said Luna " We need two cups coffee and a dozen doughnuts."
"Here" said the cashier in a Brooklyn accent as she gave Luna a paper bag full of doughnuts and two large cups of coffee.
"I'm truly sorry that I ruined everything earlier, but I'm the spirit of chaos, the king of chaos, it's just my normal behavior" said Discord as he paid for the food.
"I forgive you, I was just embarrassed that I got kicked out of a fancy restaurant" she replied.
"Hey, is that the pony from Canterlot's finest" asked Discord.
"Yeah, I think it is."
"I'll go buy her a muffin" he said.
"Get away, muffin waster" said the Pegasus.
"I'm going to buy you a new one to make up for what I did" he said
"OK, I want a blueberry muffin."
"Here, aren't you going to pay up" said the cashier.
"Here, keep the change" he said.
"That was real nice of you" said Luna.
"Thanks."
"Well, I better get going, that was fun, bye."
"Do over tomorrow?"
"Sure. Here at two o'clock?"
"Sure."
They then departed, already missing each other.
Author's Note
For those of you who think that Discord's personality didn't seem right, then let's not forget that Rarity gave him dating advice.
