Chapter 1

One sunny afternoon in Ponyville with ponies buying supplies from vendors
and a trio of fillies trying to find their Cutie Marks with mane brand schemes and
Rainbow Dash flying with extremely awesome moves such as the flying double super loop dive which is not for the faint of heart or the less awesome. When a Pegasus flies to the towards the sun, so close that it can feel its feathers starting to burn, the Pegasus must dive backwards whilst making loop de loops in the sky.
Derpy Ditsy Doo was flying over Ponyville humming her favorite song:
”Hm...Hm...Baby I’ll be...Hmmmmmmm Muffin Through..” she was really in to this
song that she did not notice that she was hovering over a Purple Desert. Curious

Derpy flew down and found herself in a town covered in purple hardened clay.
The town had may mysterious pony statues covered in the purple stuff. To get a better
view of the town Derpy flew upwards and saw a square-fort like castle. Derpy flew to
the castle to see if any pony could what was going on.

Derpy flew through an alcove and saw a pony with a crown upon her head
which Derpy jumped to the conclusion that it was a Princess statue. Seeing the state of
some birds that had left there imprints left Derpy to take out her trusty Derpulator - a soap potion that she made
when she was a filly. (Thanks to her Bubbly Personality.)

After a few minutes that felt like hours of cleaning “the statue” Derpy hears a voice she looks everywhere
until she looks up at the statues head.
“Hello What is our name?”
Derpy ignores the question and thinks its because of the hunger and takes a bite in to
her muffin that has came from her saddle bag.

“Hey! Don’t ignore me you Ditsy mare! tell me your name.”
Derpy finally realized that the statue was talking to her so she decides to mime her
name. Derpy puts her hoof to her ear.
“Sounds like...”

Derpy then points to a singing bird.
“Bird?... Heard? that’s your names sounds kinda stupid- wait no that's not your name?
Hmm...it’s chirping now...er Chirpy? Derpy? Derpy... your name is Derpy. Huh that's
a cool name...I guess...So what happened?”

Derpy flew around the courtyard.
“You were flying?”
Derpy stopped flying and did her best to look suspicious at the goo.
“And you became suspicious of the goo?”

Derpy nodded happily as she thought that the princess was really good at this
game.
Derpy then looked around and saw the castle mural and flew down into it.
“You crashed in to a wall?”
Derpy shook her head and repeated her mime.

“Oh...you flew to the castle and you saw me? Then you cleaned me? Weird, but
thanks. So what did you use?”

Derpy picked up her bottle of the Derpulator to show the Princess.
“The Derpulatior- Scrubs and cleans to make you ponys sheen- not related to Charlie
or Martin.”

Author's Note

This is my first Fan Fiction. Also, I have let Apple Cider know I am writing a Fan fic about the show so this is basically it. If anyone likes it and wishes to have there O.C included. I will not say no... Also if there is anything wrong with the fic please let me know via IM/PM. Thank you.