Bronyville: The Fan Fic!

Chapter 2

After cleaning the Princess for head to hoof and flank, the Princess asked Derpy what
happened to the kingdom as there was no way of knowing its occurrence. Derpy looked
at the princess and shrugged her hooves up as if to say:
“I have no idea.”

“Hmm...Where have you come from... is there a library?”
Derpy nodded with delight and made a train sound and did the soul train movement.
“There’s a train? How do we get to it?”
Derpy rolled out a map of Equestria and in minutes realized the nearest station was
Appaloosa.
“Oh and my name is Starry Night.”

The Princess as she got her cloak to hide her crown- a golden rose weaved
around her head.Within mere minutes Derpy guided the Princess to Appaloosa. They
went to the town station and found that they had fifteen minutes to wait for the train.

“I really have no idea how I became a statue. All I remember was standing in the
courtyard looking at Princess Luna’s stars when an odd looking Ooze came over the
walls I know I should have run but the moon was so - sweet Celestia, I’m a nerd!”
Derpy looks at the Princess with a shocked expression.

Before Derpy could mime that she thinks this is cuckoo to think that she is a
nerd just as the train pulled in to the station.
“All aboard for Ponyville! All aboard for Ponyville! tickets at the ready!”
After boarding the train Princess Starry noticed two Infant ponies sleeping in an
unattended carriage. Derpy recognized the fillies as Mr. and Mrs. Cake’s fillies.
Derpy pointed to the fillies then to Ponyville. Starry understood. As soon as the train
started to moved two things happened at once. The colts washroom was blocked by a
shovel and the foals awoke with a start.

Starry tried to calm them down with singing and story telling. But after coming
up trumps she decided to give Derpy a try. Derpy looked at the screaming fillies and
thought maybe the father should be the one looking after the fillies and foal.
“Hey! Where do you think your going?”

Derpy pointed to the door.
“Oh no.You come back here right now bubble butt!” Suddenly there were light
laughter coming from the fillies. Starry had an idea.

But Derpy walked up to her face to face with her holding a big creamy Apple
Pie. Derpy splattered Starry with the pie. This small act of classic comedy made the
two fillies roar with laughter that they fell asleep instantly.
“ There was no need for that!“ Starry said in a harsh whisper.

Derpy mimed: “Look who’s talking!” Derpy sat down on the other side of the
compartment and ate muffins.

*
“Ponyville! Now arriving at Ponyville.”
Starry awoke from a pleasant nap and found herself looking out at a landscape full of
happy ponys going on about their day. The sun was higher she last looked. She saw
many apple trees filed with bids singing and animals frolicking in the sunlight.
“So, is this Ponyville? ” and to sum up her answer she saw a sign saying:
“Welcome to Ponyville!”

Starry looked at Derpy and saw her getting ready to disembark. Starry tended
to the still sleeping foals. They disembarked of the pony express.

As Derpy got of the train she knocked the shovel in the correct position and
went to the station and looked at a map of the town.
“I thought you lived here.”
“I do. I’m just checking if there is anything new.” she mimed with her hooves almost
knocking over an conductor. Derpy looked at him with an I’m Sorry smile.
“It’s alright miss. Every pony makes mistakes.”
“Excuse me, where is - I mean do you know where these two live? There parents seem
to live here.”
“Yes. They live at Sugar Cube Corner. You can’t miss it its a huge bakery with a
cupcake on top.”
“A cupcake?...”
“Yes. They had it installed after they needed help with he bakery.”
“O.K. Thanks...I guess.” Derpy showed Starry the way to the town on hooves. Starry
could not believe her eyes.

The town houses looked so much more cozy then her kingdom’s town houses.
Within a few minutes they found Sugar Cube Corner. They walked in to find a Pink
mare at the counter.

She jumped and froze in the air for a few seconds. Suddenly she ran to the
kitchen that was conveniently behind her.
“Does this always happen?” Derpy shook her head dismissively. A sea colored pony
with an pink ice cream swirl hair style was being pushed through the door by the pink
mare.
“I apologize Miss. Pinkie seems to be insistent today.”
“Mrs. Cake! Mrs. Cake! Look who she has in the magic bubble thingy.” said Pinkie.
“Pinkie Pie! Don’t be rude!”
“Mamma?” came a voice from the crib. Starry placed the crib on the floor for the foals
to their parent.
“We found them on the train in Appleooza.”
“Alone?” the pink mare formally known as Pinkie cried.
“Where’s my husband?” Mrs. Cake said in a worried tone.
“Here I am, Cupcake. I can explain.” said a yellow colt with an orange quiff.
“We’re waiting.” said Pinkie in a singsong voice.
“Pinkie!” Mr and Mrs Cake said together.
“Sorry. Miss Pinkie. could you escort me to the library, please?”
“It’s next door. Mr. Cake where have you been?”
“If you must know Pinkie, I have been in the Colt’s room of the train. I seemed to have
been trapped in there.”
“Ooo-oooo-ooo! Did it feel like you were stuck in a coffin?”
“Pinkie. No. Just...No.”
“Excuse me... not that this is necessary but does the library have a Librarian?”
“Well, duh. a library always needs a librarian. That’s why Princess Celestia sent
Twilight over. Before she became a Princess. Besides the librarys not open.”
“Why?”
“Twilight is visiting her brother, Prince Shining Armor. She will be back tomorrow.”
“And until then you can stay with us.” Mrs. Cake said while tending to her children.
“That will be very nice thank you. Miss Der-”
“Here we call her Ditsy. Don’t ask us why.” Mr. Cake said forlornly.
“You can look around the town for a while if you wish. Come back around dusk. We
have dinner around then.”
“Oh of course.” Starry agreed somewhat calmly. “Do you have a map of the town?”
“Oh yes. Here.” Mr Cake said giving Starry the map of Ponyville.
“And Ms. Do. Your daughter is at your friends home-”
And like a flash Derpy flew out leaving a trail of muffins behind. So for the rest of the
day Starry sat under a tree in the park watching all the other ponies going about there
day. Starry watched three fillies playing a board game and every time they got an
achievement they kept checking the flanks. They seemed disappointed to see nothing
there.

There were two mares sitting on a bench talking. The aqua one was sitting
oddly while the light yellow with pink and blue hair was just sitting like every pony else.
Derpy came over and introduced Starry to her daughter, Dinky.
“Hello. My name is Dinky. My mommy told me you are a Princess. Is this true?”
“Yes.”
“Wow! Mommy you are the best! Ooo-there's Buttons can I go and play with him?”
Derpy gave her daughter a what-about-our-guest look.
“Oh Sorry, Princess.”
“It’s quite alright by me.”
“Thank you.” and like her mother she galloped towards her friend with excited hooves.
Derpy sat with the princess and mimed about her daughter. Her father was a Unicorn
and founded an Mail Order Company. He took the orders whilst Derpy delivered the
goods.
Sadly he left her for another mare just after Dinky was born.
“If I were you I would have given him an nice swift kick in the flank.”

Derpy nodded and noticed the sun dipping low. Derpy pointed to it and
escorted Starry to the bakery where she had a peaceful sleep. Until she was awoken by
Pinkie’s awakening canon. Starry had a nice oatmeal breakfast.”
“Oatmeal? Are you crazy?”
“No. I’m just hungry.”
“Okey Dokey Lokey.”
After breakfast Pinkie took the Princess to the library.
“Twi-Light!” Pinkie yelled.
“Pinkie! it’s seven thirty in the morning. What is it with you ponys?”a purple dragon
said on a balcony.
“Oh. Hi Spike. Is Twilight home?”
“YOU DON’T KNOW IF SHE IS HOME YET?” Starry yelled with her eyes glowing
and the morning stars flying all over the place. (In Canterlot Princess Luna was
wondering why the comets were arriving early and merely thought nothing of it.)
“Nope.”
“She is in. Hang on, Pinkie.”
The baby dragon said as he was mumbling waking dragons up during a diamond
digging. A few minutes later Twilight came to the door in her dressing gown and a cup
of coffee hovering in the air thanks to her horn.
“Oh. Hey, Twilight.This is Princess Starry Night. She has come here from her
kingdom which is overcome by purple gloop.”
“How did you-”
“Just a hunch.”
“I highly doubt that.”
“Well you do talk in your sleep. Well yell actually...”
“Really?”
“Yep.”
“Anyway, I think I have the book you need. And I believe it is called the Schmooze.
but Sadly, I think there is no cure. I only have this book on it you see: The Myths and
Legends for little fillies and foals. (Now in Rhyme.)

Once Upon A Night,
Upon a Day filed with Fright,
A mountain filled with Ooze,
Filled a Ponyland with Dreaded Schmooze,
All the ponies were stuck,
But only a few an a muck,
They never looked back,
For they did not want to get stuck in a shack,
A Princess stayed with her Ponies awaiting for help,
But Sadly her cousins: The sun and the Moon did not hear the yelp,
So they stayed for ever more,
Waiting for a pony to free them from the purple Sch-more.”

“Well that's it ”
“My kingdom is a Myth. How- HOW-”
“I am certain we can assist you in anyway we can.”
“How? We only just met and you think-”
“Wait a minute! You asked me to help-”
“You’re a Librarian! And it was Pinkie who-”
“Don’t drag my friend in to this! Besides I did not get these wings just because I’m aa
good reader.”
“Well, Technically, You did.”
“Spike!”
“Let him Speak!”
“Well, Twilight read aloud a spell by Star Swirl the Bearded. It was an unfinished
one.”
“Wait was this a spell that swaps every ponys cutie mark and special talent?”
“Yep. She solved it by the Power of Friendship.”
“Friendship.”
“Yes.I’m the Princess of Friendship. I have five friends and all of them had each others
cutie marl. So, I asked them to help each other out. And it worked.”
“And that’s how you became a Princess?”
“Yes.”
Starry laughed “Fantastic! He never thought of that!”
“Who?”
“Star Swirl.”
“Yes. He was my father.”
Pinkie gasped. “OH - MY - GOSH - TWILIGHT! This is so good for you.
So-so-so-what is that word Cheese uses- EPIC!!”
“Wait before we get carried away. How did you get yourself free?”
“Ms. Ditsy. She cleaned me with her cleaning product - speaking of which - Shall we leave
now and start scrubbing?” Starry said to Derpy who happened to trot in after taking
her filly to school. Derpy looked confused.
“We can take Dinky with us if you wish.”
“Today is the beginning of a school break after all” Twilight kindly noted. Derpy
nodded with great enthusiasm. She knew she needed Dinky’s help.
“I apologize for my horrid behavior, Princess Twilight.”
“Apology Accepted.” Twilight said as Derpy quickly flew to her muffin shaped home
and came back with four extra satchels and a list.
“What’s this?”
“Oooo. I think its a Scavenger Hunt. Can I play? Can I play?”
“Pinkie. It’s obvious they need supplies and the supplements for the soap I think you
should go to Sweet Apple Acres. The Everfree Forest is a good place for foraging.”
“Thank you.” Starry said as she bade farewell.
“Do you think we’ll see them again?”
“We’ll see Spike. We’ll See.”