After arriving at the outskirts of a place called Ponyville through reasons you don't understand, you are quickly set upon by the local welcoming committee — a bright pink pony whose idea of a welcome is attempting to murder you with cuddles.

How are you going to get out of this one?

AUTHORS NOTES

My response to the sudden influx of cuddle-fics. It is not to be taken seriously (especially the ending).

Yes, it's tagged as Second Person, but 'You' have a name (and it isn't Anon).

I regret nothing. Rated Teen for one use of strong language. Also, Pinkie might be a little bit OOC.

Cover image cropped from 'Pinkie Simulator' by doubleWbrothers. See Source for link.