Evan Kelly is a young scientist that arrives in Equestria in the most questionable of ways. He has no memory of how he got from where he was in Washington State to the forest known as the Everfree, but this much is certain. He will need the aid of his new found friends if he is to find out about this new world he has landed in. This is the story of his life and the screw ups that landed him in a five year old girl's wet dream.

This is my first HIE story. I hope its not a lode of crap. ^ _ ^

and no this is not a self insert.

Marked mature for graphic violence. just in case.