Apprentice(S)

My name is Pinkie Pie. I wipe all the baked bads off the world. Despite the rumors, I am NOT a crazed psycho who kills her pffs and turns them into cupcakes. I only kill ponies who are evil, and need to be wiped off Earth. By the way, my mane DOES NOT flatten when I kill. You can call me the Dexter of Equestria. I need an apprentice for the job, though. I need help.

"Hey, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, come here a sec!" I yell. Scootaloo scoots down to me, and Apple Bloom is close behind. Sweetie Belle starts to come too, but, not trying to be rude, I say, "Sorry, Sweetie. I only need Scootaloo and Apple Bloom for this. But you can help me make some cupcakes later!" I say. Sweetie looked sad at first, but when I said she could help me make cupcakes later, she smiled. "Bye, Pinkie! Have fun!" Sweetie yells before she runs off.

Like I said, I DO NOT KILL GOOD PONIES. So when I said Sweetie and I could make cupcakes later, I meant regular cupcakes. Scootaloo leaves her scooter outside Sugarcube Corner and I take her and Apple Bloom upstairs to my apartment. Then I spill the beans. I tell them all that I've done, and why. Of course, they were shocked. "Wow, Pinkie, you really want us to help you?" Says Apple Bloom. "Yeah! Ya know who's next on my bad ponies list?" The girls lean in closer, their eyes wide. "Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon." "Honestly, I would love to see them suffer a horrible death by us right before our eyes." Said Scootaloo. That remark scared me for a second.