Apprentice(S)

When I had finally managed to lure Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in with candy, I told them to turn around because the candy was super secret. Actually, while they were turned away, I grabbed my trusty frying pan and smacked them over the head with it, knocking them out immediately. "Scoots, AB, you can come out now."

They helped me drag SS and DT down the stairs and helped me strap then on my metal board. Then I showed them my secret weapon stash. Saws, chainsaws, knives, scalpels, any sharp object you can imagine. AB instantly went and snatched a scalpel, while Scoots chose a chainsaw. "Are you ready?" I ask my apprentices. "Ready," They say. Scootaloo walks up to Silver Spoon and slaps her. Apple Bloom does the same to Diamond Tiara. "Ow! Wha, where am I?" Silver Spoon said droggily. "Why are we tied down!?" Whines Diamond Tiara, struggling against her restraints. I emerge out of the shadows, and before I could say a word, Diamond Tiara exclaimed, "Oh, it's you Pinkie. Now get us down now!" "I'm sorry, I can't. You see, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo told about how awful you were to them, so I knew I just had to get rid of you." Silver Spoon was dumbfounded. She quickly snapped out of it and said, "But our parents will come looking for us! You'll get found out!" "Not if I take care of them first " I remark with a grin. DT then turned and winked at SS, and they let out ear piercing screeches. "HELP US!" "AB, Scoots, grab the bandanas!" I ordered. AB and Scootaloo grabbed two bandanas and tied them tightly around DT and SSs' mouths. They couldn't make a peep now.

"Now let's start." I say. Scootaloo grabs a scalpel and walks over to Silver Spoon. AB does the same, and at the exact same time, they dig their scalpels deep into Diamond Tiara's and Silver Spoon's flesh. They cut neat circles around their cutie marks, and then work it under the skin to peel it off. Silver Spoon's and DT's bandanas loosened and came off, and they started begging and pouting."No, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, you must pay for your evil deeds and evil souls."

"Too bad yer Earth Ponies, or else we could've cut off yer wings and horns. But what can we do to Earth Ponies?" Stated Apple Bloom. "Oh, oh, I know! What makes an Earth Pony special is their strength! And what makes you strong? Your hooves!" Scootaloo suggested. "Great idea, Scoots! We'll cut of their hooves!" I say. "No! Please don't, we're so so sorry for picking on you, we'll never do it again!" Diamond Tiara begged. "I told you, I can't, you have an evil soul. And we're already in the process." I say with a monotone voice. They start crying again, but I ignore it. "We'll need something thicker to cut off their hooves, so how about this?" I hold up two thick, sharp knives, and the girls throw down their scalpels and take the knives. I put Diamond Tiara's and Silver Spoon's bandanas on again, but this time I did it super tight. Apple Bloom started first, and cut a circle right above Diamond Tiara's hoof. She did the same to the other 3 hooves, but then asked me a question. "How're we gonna actually cut off their hooves?" "Silly me, I forgot to give you the cleavers!" I pick up two cleavers and give the to Scoots and AB. Scootaloo cut the same circles around the hooves, and then picked up her cleaver. "At the same time!" Scootaloo said to Apple Bloom. Like Scoots said, at the same time they raised the knives and struck down hard on Diamond Tiara's and Silver Spoon's hooves. This time, the bandanas alone we're not enough to stop the ear piercing screeches that came through. I didn't worry about it, though, and let the girls do the same process on the other 3 hooves.

DT's and SS's hooves were bleeding like waterfalls, so I asked the girls if they knew how to make tourniquets. Apple Bloom nods, but Scootaloo shakes her head. "Here, I'll tourniquet Diamond Tiara and you can watch Apple Bloom do hers." I say to Scootaloo. I give AB her pieces of cloth and in grab some for myself. After we were done tourniqueting, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and I said together, "Ready for round 2?" "Pinkie, please stop and let us go!" I simply shake my head.