DJ SomEMaN in A Whole New World

---Connor’s point of view---

“Damian!” I yelled looking at a DJ’s turn tables up on a stage.

“Yo.” He trotted over and next to me.

“Time for some rap, your drunk enough to do this?” He nodded with a grin and looked over to Peter.

“Get over here big guy! Time for a show.” Peter nodded and we all went up to the stage. Damian got behind the turn tables and picked up a mic. “Hello everypony!” He shouted a rival to Luna’s royal voice. Everypony began to cheer. “Tonight we bring you one of the best rappers to ever live!” A lot of ponies looked confused, they must not know what rap is. “Connor!”

“Sup folks!” I yelled out in the mic in front of me. “I will be rapping a song called Not Afraid with back up from my bro here!” I pointed my hoof at Peter.

“Yo!” He called out.

“Alright dude’s! And BEGIN!” The music began to play.

Begin

Peter: I’m not afraid, I’m not afraid

To take a stand, to take a stand

Connor: (Yeah, It’s been a ride.)

Peter: Everybody, everybody

Connor: (I guess I had to)

Peter: Come take my hand, come take my hand

Connor: (Go to that place to get to this one)

Peter: We’ll walk this road together, through the storm

Connor: (Now some of you)

Peter: Whatever weather, cold or warm

Connor: (Might still be in that place)

Peter: Just lettin’ you know that you’re not alone

Connor: (If you’re tryin’to get out)

Peter: Holla if you feel like you’ve been down the same road

Connor: (Just follow me, I’ll get you there)

Connor: You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay ‘em

But you won't take the sting out these words before I say ‘em

Cause ain't no way I'm let you stop me from causing mayhem

When I say I'mma do somethin' I do it, I don't give a damn

what you think, I'm doing this for me, so fuck the world

feed it beans, it's gassed up, if it thinks it's stopping me

I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly

And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony

No ifs, ands or buts don't try to ask him why or how can he

From Infinite down to the last Relapse album he's still shittin'

and whether he's on salary, paid hourly

Until he bows out or he shit's his bowels out of him

Whichever comes first, for better or worse

he's married to the game, like a fuck you for Christmas

His gift is a curse, forget the earth he's got the urge

to pull his dick from the dirt and fuck the whole universe

Peter: I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) to take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (everybody) come take my hand (come take my hand)

We’ll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just let'n you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

Connor: Ok, quit playin’ with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap

I shouldn’t have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap

You said you was king, you lied through your teeth

For that fuck your fillings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped

And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back

I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact

let’s be honest, that last Relapse CD was “ehhhh”

Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground

Relax, I ain't going back to that now

Cause I ain't playin’ around

there's a game called circle and I don't know how

I'm way too up to back down

But I think I'm still tryna figure this crap out

Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't

This fucking black cloud’s still follow’s me around

But it's time to exercise these demons

These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now!

Peter: I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) to take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (everybody) come take my hand (come take my hand)

We’ll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just let'n you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

Both: And I just can't keep living this way

So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage

I'm standing up, I'mma face my demond

I'm manning up, I'mma hold my ground

I've had enough, now I'm so fed up

Time to put my life back together right now

Connor: It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me

Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for you

So I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through

And don't even realize what you did, believe me you

I been through the ringer, but they can do little to the middle finger

I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of

my world, haters can make like bees with no stingers, and drop dead

No more beef flingers, no more drama from now on, I promise

to focus solely on handling my responsibility’s as a father

So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughters and raise it

You couldn't lift a single shingle on it

Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club

Or the corner pub and lift the whole liquor counter up

Cause I'm raising the bar, I shoot for the moon

But I'm too busy gazing at stars, I feel amazing and...

Peter: I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) to take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (everybody) come take my hand (come take my hand)

We’ll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just let'n you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

Peter and I were standing on our back hooves like a human would stand on their feet, we turned our heads away from our mic’s, held them away from us, then dropped them to the floor. The crowd was screaming at the top of their lungs in cheers and trying to reach out and touch us. We got back down on all four hooves and walked over to Damian. “Cool rapping bro.” He said as he gave both Peter and I a bro hoof. We walked off stage and by the power of Damian’s magic the crowd could not touch us. As we left the building I got a strange feeling we were being watched.

“Guy’s you feel that?” I muttered looking behind me, I saw a rope wip out of the darkness and wrap itself around Peter’s neck. “AHHHHH!” I yelled looking at him as he got dragged into the darkness. “P-Peter?” I whined. “Damian I-” I turned to where Damian was but he was no longer there, instead there was a scorch mark that was still heated. “Oh balls....” I turned and saw Rainbow Dash. “.................Meep.” She grabbed me and we flew off.