DJ SomEMaN in A Whole New World

-----Peter’s point of view-----

This sucks, I’m lost as all hell! You would think it would be easy to find a fucking DJ’s house but know! and I can’t go find Connor cause he is most likely up in the clouds and I can’t get up there! So I decided to walk around randomly and find something useful to do. “Yo Pete!” I turned to see Connor flying down towards me at a high speed.

“DUDE! EPIC BRO HOOF!” We both extended our hooves as Connor got closer. As soon as our hooves touched a shock wave of awesome spread out through Ponyville. I thought I heard someone gasp but the high pitched sound in my ears was.....Well loud. “Holy shit son!” I pumped my hoof in the air. “That was awesome!”

“You know it! What else do you expect from me?” Connor boasted with a smug look.

“Why the hell don’t you two find me when you decide to do something awesome?” I turned to see Damian walking towards us with a amused look.

“Yo Damian! Get some?” And of course Connor asked him.

“Oh ya, you should have seen the look on her face! She was shocked! Oh ya and guess what?” We looked at him excitedly. “THEY HAVE PIZZA HERE!” We all broke out into cheers and ‘woot!’s of awesome.

“Now we just need to find Berry Punch and get drunk as hell!” Connor yelled and we all nodded.

“I agree, a party is now needed!” I grinned and looked around. “We just need to find a bar...” I kept looking around for awhile but gave up. “Argh never mind. Let’s go see Pinkie.” They nodded and followed me for I saw Sugar Cube Corner on my way to find them. We saw the gingerbread looking building in no time, trust me, its not that hard to see. As we got to the door I heard humming. “Guys! Pinkie is at the counter, stand by.” They nodded and got into a defensive stance. I took a deep breath and opened the door and ducked out of the way of the pink canon ball. “Duck and cover!” We all hit the deck and started rolling random ways. Pinkie was laughing her head off.

“OH I missed you guys! Even if we have only been here a few hours.” Wow, I have no clue what time means here.

“We missed you too Pinks.” Damian laughed and got up. “Hey can you do us a favor?” She looked at him and smiled, nodding. “We want to throw a party with pizza and beer, if you have it here.” She grinned wider and nodded.

“Okie-dokie! Give me till the end of the day and I’ll have everything ready!” She bounced over to all of us and gave us all a hug. “I’ll see you all later!” She then bounced back into the building.

"Right, now what?" Damian looked around the three of us. Connor shot his hoof up.

"Oh! We can walk around town answering random questions!" I gave him a bro-hoof.

"Alright then, let's do that!" And so we did.

------Connor's point of view------

"So what if you were a mare for a day?" I asked out of no where.

"Clop." Peter answered getting a bro-hoof from me.

Damian putt his hoof up to his chin then looked at me. "Clop."

"Yea same here." I gave him a bro-hoof to. "Alright I have no more questions."

"Ya me too." Peter sighed as Damian nodded.

"Alright let's go and make fun of someone." I laughed and walked ahead of them.

"Wait! Do you dude's hear that?" Damian stopped. Peter and I also stopped and listened. What I heard was distant stomping.

"Duh fuck?" I muttered as I looked towards Fluttershy's house. "Oh fuck I forgot FLuttshy lived close to the everfree." I Mumbled and looked at Damian. "Teleport please?" I heard a scream. "NOW!?" His horn glowed a lightish blue and engulfed us all

*Bzzt* *Ping!*

When we had appeared I saw a rather large and hungry looking hydra. "Duh fuck...." I mumbled and spread my wings slowly. Peter got down in a battle crouch and Damian's horn glowed again. One of the hydra heads looked at us and scowled. "Yea, hi." I grinned and shot forward, headbutting it. The head swayed a bit when the others looked at us. "Bitch please. Damian! Arcane missiles please!" Damian's horn flashed and large light blue missile looking things appeared under my wings. "Now it's- Whoa!" I flew sideways as a head snapped at me followed byt the other three. "AHHHHHHHH!"

-----Peter's point of view-----

"Hole on dude!" I charged forward only to get knocked back by one of the hydras legs. "GAH FUCK!" I flew back till I hit a tree. Damian gave me a look and blasted a ray of frost at it. Smart bastered he knows reptiles are cold blooded. It roared in anger and swung one of its heads down knocking over Damian. This gave Connor time to fire off a missile, which exploded on the body of the hydra. It had enough and started slowly making it's way back into the forest. I ran over to Damian and looked him over. "You ok dude?" He nodded and got up with a grunt.

"It popped my back, I feel grate!" We both laughed as Connor landed beside us.

"Well that was fun. Can we do it again!?" We all broke into laughter there.

"Um.....Damian? Peter? Connor?" We all turned to Fluttershy who had the most adorable look on her face.

"Sup Shy?" Connor acted cool, getting him a smile.

"Oh I was just feeding the animals when that hydra decided to try and steal it." I through my hoof into the air.

"We have stopped a robbery! To the bat cave!" Connor and I ran off a ways then came back to see Fluttershy cracking up. "Works every time." I laughed and bro-hoofed Connor.

-----About 5 hours of catching up later!-----

"-and we should get going if we're going to catch the party." It was very nice in Shy's house. Angle glared at us from time to time every time we made Shy laugh. I got up and looked at Connor and Damian. They nodded and we started heading out with Shy.

"I'll be back later Angle!" She called as she shut the door . We began walking when I stopped.

"Wait why can't we just teleport?" There was silence for a few moment when Damian facehoofed. His horn began to glow and we appeared in front of Sugar Cube Corner.

"Let's expect a surprise." Connor said walking up to the door. He opened it and to our surprises the party was already on. Pinkie bounced over to us with a smile.

"Sorry not surprise, I know Connor has some some heart problems so I didn't have a surprise party even tho you knew it wasn't a surprise party!" She said all that in one breath and bounced off.

".......Well I'm going to go get drunk, see y'all later!" Connor flew off towards a cooler. Fuck that I'm going to.

"See ya!" I charged after him and of course Damian was following. By the time we got there Connor had already downed a few cans of beer. "Hog." I mumbled which earned a can to the head and some drunken rambling. I grabbed a can and opened it, downing it in ten seconds flat! Damian drank his slower but still it was powerful stuff.

End right there cuase I can't go on. meh