"Fuck You, Twilight" and Other Poems by The Prolific and Eloquent Trixie

by alexmagnet

Ode à la Mode

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Ode à la Mode
by Pearple Prose

Oh, Twilight,
You seething cockbite.
You are as ugly as an ugly thing,
Like I dunno, Apple Bloom trying to sing,
Your face makes my heart explode,
As does this retarded ode.
Look, just die okay?

(But I bet you'd be a nice lay)

Oh, Bellatrix
Go back to your pit and suck dicks.

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