"Fuck You, Twilight" and Other Poems by The Prolific and Eloquent Trixie

Addendum
by GaPJaxie

Once there was a pony who all the crowds favored,
Honored with story and song,
A star whose followers never wavered,
A fandom a million hooves strong.

You see that great pony, won her fans love,
With but a single great act,
While you, Twilight Sparkle, needed your own show,
You’re overplayed—it’s sad, but a fact.

You’re a cheap Mary Sue, written to win,
Gave you wings just to get you out of a rut,
Made you royalty just so your act would seem special,
But hey, at least you’ve got a cute butt.

Also, fuck you.