"Fuck You, Twilight" and Other Poems by The Prolific and Eloquent Trixie

Ode to a Lovestruck Horse
by IceboxFroggie

Time for an ode from the pony who knows
You gotta be hip when it comes to magic
This is about a horse in the throes
Loving on me, the hero, it’s tragic

She hasn’t figured it out yet, but she’s infatuated
Never seen or felt this, so she’s confused
It’s totally normal for it to happen, that

I can tell she’s so captivated
By my mane, my walk, my talk, my slick moves
But, damn, I need to get to tappin’ that