"Fuck You, Twilight" and Other Poems by The Prolific and Eloquent Trixie

The Bestest
by RazgrizS57

Trixie, she is the bestest and most great
and powerful mare who was e'er alive.
Nopony could match her, even by fate;
Nopony could match her magical strive.

Then along came that purple unicorn
who challenged the greatest and powerful.
Her audacity to come up and scorn
Trixie would bring only her own downfall.

Trixie planned to get back at that wretched
unicorn at her very own games.
Trixie'd play her a fool, make her dejected,
and prove to all she had the bestest brains.

But one night, while Miss. Sparkle slept sweet dreams,
Trixie snuck into her humble tree place.
Armed with a pillow to stifle the screams,
she went up and held it down on her face.