"Fuck You, Twilight" and Other Poems by The Prolific and Eloquent Trixie

If I
by Ambion

If I were futa-Trixie,
I’d shut your fucking face
with my gigantic dick, see,
You might get it in your eye.

If I were futa-Trixie
With a hate-hardon for you
I would make you have a taste
Futa-Trixie laying waste.

If I were futa-Trixie
pummeling that purple plot
My cannon-cock, the wrath-wang
Did you expect a rhyme, bitch?

If I am Twilight Sparkle,
Which I am, then don’t you think
I know how to cast that spell?
Guess what? I do! Fuck you.