South Park; Trip to Equestria

It was a quiet day in the mountain town known as South Park. A very peaceful town where nothing out of the ordinary happens. Today, at South Park elementary, the fourth graders where going on a field trip. The teacher never told them where, but they guessed it would be freaking boring.

On the bus, four boys sat by each other.

       "So, where do you think we're going?" A boy in a red-poof ball hat asked.

       "Shut up Stan, nobody cares" A fat kid with a yellow-poofball hat said.

       "Cartman shut up..." A boy with a green hat crossed his arms.

       "Don't tell me what to do you stupid Jew!" Cartman yelled.

       "Don't freaking yell you fat a**!"

       "Mmph mmph mmph" a boy in an orange hoodie said in a muffled voice.

       "Your right Kenny" Stan looked over at the two. "Kyle, just ignore him..."

       Before Kyle could say something, another voice cut into the conversation. "Hey fellas! Guess what?"

       "Shut up Butters, nobody cares."

       "What Butters?" Kyle looked over.

       "Um, some kids up front said we were going to that nature preserve. You know, the place with the... The cute animals"

       "Ugh... Not the nature preserve. Dude that place is lame" Cartman pouted.

       "I thought at least we would go to a museum, or something with something we could do." Stan said.

       "Aww but it's not so bad" Butters said quietly. "There are butterflies and squirrels and...."

       "Dude, no offence, but that's gay as..."

       "Cartman shut UP" Kyle yelled. Just then, the bus came to a stop. The boys looked out the window. Sure enough, they were at the nature preserve.

       "Ok class, please step off the bus" The teacher instructed. One by one, the fourth graders hopped off the bus. "Now, does anyone have to go to the bathroom before we begin?"

       Stan looked at the ground. "Ugh, this is already boring..." Just then, he saw something in the corner of his eye. "What was that?" He quietly sneaked away from the rest of the class and ran into the forest. He followed a path with a lot of undergrowth, but it was surprisingly easy to maneuver through.

       "What are you doing?" The voice made Stan jump. He turned to see Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman there.

       "See, I told you he was going to sneak off and make out with Kenny" Cartman laughed.

       "Mrrrr mrrrph Mrrrr!" Kenny mumbled angrily.

       "I saw something back here" Stan explained. He pointed into the forest.

       "Um, what did you see exactly?" Kyle tilted his head.

       "I don't know, now stop asking questions before we get caught!" Stan continued into the forest. After a while, the trees began to lessen, and it led to a small clearing. Somthing was in the middle.

       "Is that.... A rainbow?" Kyle wondered aloud.

       Stan blinked. "Why is there a rainbow in the middle of a forest?"

      "Fellas! Fellas!" Butters ran into the clearing. He stopped by them. "What are you doing out here?"

      "Ugh, what did you do, bring the whole class?" Stan growled. "What, are Clyde, Jimmy, and Bebe here too?"

      "Nope, just me"

      Stan sighed. "Fine, just be quiet...." He walked over to the rainbow. Hesitantly, he reached his arm out to touch it. Suddenly, there was a bright light, and everything around them disappeared.