South Park; Trip to Equestria

     "W-what the hell happened?" Stan groaned and sat up.

     "S-Stan?" Kyle said. "What was that?"

     "No clue" Stan could hear Cartman and Kenny a foot away.

     "Oh my.... Um.. Uh... Fellas? What happened to my body?" Butters sounded afraid.

     "Butters.... What did I tell you? No one wants to hear about your personal problems." Cartman said.

     "Oh hamburgers! It happened to you too!!!"

     Cartman looked at himself. "Holy crap...."

     Kyle opened his eyes. He looked down at his arms. He didn't have any fingers, just.... hooves? He looked around and saw colorful buildings. Then, he saw a puddle nearby. He looked in it. "W-what the...." He looked like some sort of pig like thing. An orange pig.

     Stan suddenly screamed. He stood up on his back hooves and looked at himself. He had a brown coat and he still wore his red-poofball hat. "What the f***?!?!" He fell back down onto all fours. "We're dreaming."

     "This doesn't feel like a dream." Kyle replied.

     "I swear I didn't drink anything..." Cartman promised.

     "Then why are we rainbow pig cow things?"

     "Dude, your a pony"

     "A pony?" Stan could hardly believe what he was hearing. "Why am I a f***ing PONY?!"

     "Don't you remember that rainbow thing?" Cartman, who was a pale red pony, reminded him.

     "But how do we get back?" Butters panicked. He was a light blue pony.

     "I don't know" Kyle looked at him. "Also, what the hell is this?" Kyle pointed to his head.

     "I don't know, a horn? Like a unicorn" Stan responded.

     "Heh, I guess that makes Kyle a Jewnicorn" Cartman laughed.

     "Shut up fat..." Suddenly, a shadow passed over them. The looked up and saw Kenny flying.

     "Mrrrmmm Mrph!" Kenny murmured happily.

     "What? How come Kenny gets wings? I want wings!" Cartman complained.

     "Even if you had them, your too fat for them to pick you up."

     "Shut up Jewnicorn"

     The two started arguing again. "Mrrm mrrrph mrrrmmm" a Kenny landed back on the ground.

     "Good idea Kenny. Guys, quit arguing. We're going to find someone to ask about what happened." Stan said.

     Kyle glared angrily at Cartman, then walked over. "Ok" he looked around the colorful town. Then, he saw a pink mare a few feet away. "How about her?" Kyle suggested. The five boys approached the pony. "Um excuse me, but we..."

     The pink pony looked down at them. She jumped up and gasped. Then she turned and ran away.

      "Well then...." Kyle looked over at Stan. He shrugged in response. "Are there any humans around? Or is this just a place full of magical rainbow horses?"

      "Dude this place is really gay" Cartman narrowed his eyes and looked around. "But I guess it's better than that stupid nature preserve."

      "Oh well. Let's go look around"

.•.•.•

      "Um, it's getting dark" Butters whispered.

      "Where is everyone?" Stan looked around in confusion.

      "Mmmph mrrrmmm mhhhm mmmmm!" Kenny flew ahead and picked up something. He trotted back and handed it to Kyle.

      "What's that?" Stan looked at it. "Oh, it's a note!"

      Kyle read it out loud. "Come to the tree house liberary."

      "Who's it from?" Butters looked over Kyle's shoulder.

      "Not sure. Maybe they'll know what happened though. What if somebody we know is there?" Kyle said hopefully.

      "Or a place to sleep. My feet hurt" Cartman groaned.

      Stan rolled his eyes. Then he looked up. "Is that it?" He pointed at a large tree.

      "Only one way to find out." Kyle looked over at Cartman, who was lying on the ground. "Get up fatty..."

      "F*** YOU KAHL" He stood up.

      They quickly walked towards the large treehouse. When they arrived, Stan opened the door. "Ugh, it's too dark"

      "Where's the lights?" Butters asked when the door shut.

      Suddenly, the lights turned on. "SURPRISE!!!!" The room was filled with ponies of all colors.

      The boys stood, speechless. "What. The. Hell." Kyle said.