South Park; Trip to Equestria

"This is stupid!" Cartman kicked a stone across the dirt. "Why do we have to wait for that stupid unicorn to show up? We could have been at the place we needed to go to already if we could have just asked!"

"Look dude, Sweetie Belle said she would show us her sister's house. If she can help us, we could get back home." Stan said.

Cartman snorted and sat down.

"Hey guys!" A voice squeaked. The colts turned to see the white unicorn filly approaching them. "Thanks for letting me come with you! You know you could have just asked someone for directions to my house, but this is better."

Cartman took off his hat and screamed into it.

        "Ok, so can we go?" Kyle asked impatiently.

        Sweetie Belle nodded and led the colts down a dirt path. After a while, a large building came into view. It was decorated in pretty ribbons and colors. "This is Carousel Boutique! Aka my house" the filly opened the door and beckoned the boys to follow. A white unicorn walked down a staircase, she was levitating a blue ribbon. There were many mannequins around the room, each with a work-in-progress dress.

        "Hey Rarity!" Sweetie Belle waved.

        "Back so soon? I thought you were with the girls?" Rarity tied the ribbon onto a dress.

        "I was, but the new kids wanted me to bring them here." Sweetie Belle explained.

         Rarity turned to see the boys standing by the door. "Oh hello there darlings!" She welcomed. "What are you doing here?"

         Stan took a step forward. "Well, we needed help. You see...." He was cut off by a new voice.

        "Rarity! I finished sorting out your felt!" A purple and green dragon ran into the room, but skidded to a halt when he saw the fourth graders. "Who are they?"

        "Why Spike, those are the colts I told you about. They arrived in Ponyville only yesterday." Rarity explained.

        The dragon bounded over. "Cool, I thought I was the only guy around" he said quietly. Then he cleared his throat, and said, "Hi, I'm Spike. And you are?"

        Stan quickly introduced his friends, then said, "now, the reason we're here is...."

        Without warning, Rarity grabbed Butters and floated him over with her magic. "Sorry darling, I just need you for one second." She proceeded to put a pink dress and a dark blue bow on Butters. "Perfect!" Butters let out an embarrassed chuckle. Then Rarity looked at the others. "You know, the girls surprisingly never want to help me make dresses. They said they're too busy 'crusading'. But I could use you to model my new filly clothes!"

        Cartman winced at the thought of wearing a dress. "SCREW THAT" he quickly ran out the door. Kyle, Stan and Kenny just froze there. "Um... We...."

        Rarity looked at the bow on Butters's head and gave a disgusted look. "Dark blue? What was I thinking.... I'll get you a light blue bow!" She disappeared into another room.

        "Quick Butters!" The three colts burst out the door. Butters quickly squirmed out of the dress and dashed after them.

     .•.•.•.•.

        Cartman stopped and caught his breath. He had run all the way from Rarity's house, all the way to the center of town. "T-there's no w-way... In hell... I'm modeling dresses...." He panted. Just then, he turned and saw the others running towards the town center too. When the got there, Cartman said, "oh thank God I thought you guys got turned into girls. Not like I would care since it's everyone for themselves in that mad house, but I don't want to be the only one here. Oh but you could have sacrificed Kyle."

        "Well, we know now that Rarity is NOT going to solve our problem." Stan coughed.

        "Then next we need to talk to that rainbow-haired horse." Kyle told then.

        "Where is she?" Butters was looking around. "Here rainbow horse! Here rainbow horse!" He made noises as if he was calling for a dog.

        Suddenly, a shadow passed overhead. The boys looked up and saw a pegasus zoom through the clouds. "Found her" Cartman said.

        "But how will we talk to her?" Stan wondered.

        "Hmmph mrrm mrrrph" Kenny unfolded his wings and stared to fly after the mare.

        "Ya go Kenny!" Cartman cheered. Both pegasi were nowhere to be seen for the longest time. Then, the pegasus started to fly down from the sky. Kenny was in front of her. "Hey look, he did it" Butters clapped his hooves.

         Suddenly, one of the clouds darkened. "Watch out!" The rainbow-maned pegasus called down. But it was too late. The cloud sent out a bolt of lightning. Kenny turned around and shrieked. The electricity zapped him and he fell limp on the ground.

         The boys were silent. Then Stan yelled, "Oh my God! It killed Kenny!"

         "You BASTARD!" Kyle yelled up at the cloud.

         The cyan mare landed beside Kenny's limp body. "Woah, is your friend ok?"

         "Well ya, his pulse stopped bit I'm sure he's fine!" Stan retorted.

         Just then, Kenny coughed and sat up. "Mrrm mrrrmrrrn"

         "Oh.... Nevermind." Stan blinked. "Ok, look, what was your name again?"

         "Rainbow Dash. Why?"

         "Well, look. We need to talk to you." Kyle said.

         "Okie dokie, just make it quick. I'm scheduled to create rain in about fifteen minutes." Dash sat down.

         "Ok, so this might sound crazy, but hear us out." Stan let out a long sigh. "We arent from around here."

         "Well duh. Your new. I'm not stupid"

         "Just listen. We don't even belong here. In fact, we're not even ponies."

         "We come from a mountain town in Colorado known as South Park" Kyle added.

         "We were taking a field trip to the nature preserve." Butters said.

         "Which was totally LAME" Cartman crossed his hooves.

         "So we saw something in the forest" Stan continued.

         "Mrrrmmm mmmm mrmph" Kenny added.

         "So we woke up here as ponies, and we need help getting home." Kyle finished.

         Rainbow Dash was silent. She stared at the colts for a long time. Then, she burst into laughter.

         Kyle tilted his head in confusion. "What? Do you think we're joking?"

         Rainbow Dash tried to control herself. She wiped a tear from her eye. "Of course I do. You can't fool me little foals. I've heard all of the stories." She snorted. "But none as good as this one!" She cracked up again. Next, Cartman started to snicker, then he started laughing too. "OMG Kyle, your stories suck"

         "You were there retard!" Kyle shouted over the laughing ponies.

         Rainbow Dash finally stopped. "Oh that's priceless." She sighed. "You should tell me another sometime."

         "Ya Kyle, tell her about when you..."

         "Shut up fat a**!!!"

         "Ok ok, I think we're done telling stories. Man you have a pretty colorful vocabulary for such a young age." Dash smiled in amusement. "You know, that story wasn't too bad, you should go tell Twilight so she can write a book about it. She's an egg head who loves sciencey stuff. Oh no, I need to go. The weather won't control itself you know." She unfolded her wings.

         "Wait, weather doesn't control itself here?" Kyle said to himself.

         "Wait, Rainbow Dash?" Stan called up to her as she started to fly away.

         "Ya squirt?"

         "Where is this Twilight?"

         "She lives in the tree library. You remember the place Pinkie threw the party at. Now I have to go." Rainbow turned and flew away at top speed.

         "She's my favorite" Cartman said randomly.

         "Why did you ask her about that Twilight pony?" Butters asked.

         "We've talked to everyone we've officially met except her." Stan explained. "So if we want to get out if this place, she's our only option."

         "As long as I get nowhere near a dress, I'll be fine." Kyle said.

         "Mrrr mrph" Kenny agreed.