(Note: Sung to the tune of A Goofy Movie's "Upon The Open Road")

Sung by Spike

Of course harnessing love to power mundane household objects could only end badly.

Top leading Canterlot scientists had found to their cost that the magic of love was so powerful, that it could potentially cause even a basic teleporting spell to take them to an alternate dimension, or a kettle to possess enough energy to level an entire castle in one explosion.

Eventually it got to a point where it just went out of control and ponies were actively expressing love to power everything, resulting in a lot of property damage and singed manes for all involved. To curb this, residents of Equestria are being advised to at least give nearby ponies the cold shoulder every once in a while.

Oh, and Rainbow Dash was put in a dungeon for fear of what the effects would have on her.

Do ya need to learn about what happened?
Did ya hear how they used love by loads?
Listen up to this cautionary tale
You could spare yourself all the anguished wails
And learn how ‘bout twice, they did explode!
C'mon, listen! Uh-huh!

It starts when Cadence and Shining Armor
Used love to blow Chryssy to the road
And a scientist got this bright idea
He breaks out his kit and his science gear
Not knowing that twice he will explode!

He claims that love is so strong
Why not use it some way
To power conveniences of life?
He never thinks it’s so wrong,
Oh, he will rue the day
Magic out of context just brings strife

So ponies start adding love to everything
Like construction work and lifting load
And it isn’t long before it goes
Horribly wrong, keep on your toes
In some cases, twice they did explode

One pony tried to move a cupcake,
But love turned it into a huge toad!
It towered five hundred feet high,
It could breathe fire and even fly
Right before twice it did explode!

One Pegasus can make a big tornado (Yeah!)
It caused a destructive episode (Very odd!)
But hey, at least it blew away
The cupcake toad right out the fray
In the sky, yes, twice it did explode!

Some of you want some context,
How CAN you blow up twice?
Well, first you explode in the normal way… (Magic!)
You absorb magic, and next
Your body pops, not nice;
The cells inside your body boom wa-hay!

And so the lesson that is to be learnt here
Magic A ain’t Magic B, that’s the code!
Don’t use a big destructive force
For working mundane tasks, of course
It ended badly, see
For everypony
And that includes that geek
Twice he did explode!

Author's Note

As requested by Ugly-Duckling123.