My Little Disney: Music is Magic
104. Perfect Dragon
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Sung by you...um...if that's alright with you...
Crackle is best dragon. That is all that needs to be said, I think.
I mean, look at her vacant expression and her inability to form coherent sentences, and her strange body shape. She's not perfect, and that's okay!
There are dragons and alicorns
OC ponies who are met with scorn
There are one-scene wonders that stay in the mind…
There are heroes and there’s villains
And background ponies, they’re just chillin’
Bronies give them names and natures so refined
But there’s someone who just rules
No one has ever been this cool
In about four years of this craze of pony!
She appeared in just one episode -
But these guys all seem to lover her loads
The quintessence of derpiness that is she
She's the sovereign queen of the blank look
She's the best dragon in all the books
She's the reason any dragon costume works!
See, if the disguise is terrible
Look at her and you’re less vulnerable
Being imperfect definitely has its perks!
What's her name?
Crackle
That's her name
Crackle
She's the world’s best dragon
Crackle
Is she hip or what?
Crackle
Yeah!
She's the great reptilian dark-horse
Despite not being mammalian, of course
She's the alpha, the omega, A to Z
And as long as the fandom lives
All attention they will give
To the one-scene wonders, our thanks to you from me!
What's her name?
Crackle
That's her name
Crackle
Is she hip or what?
Crackle
Don't you know she's the world’s best dragon?
Crackle
Oh yeah!
Ow!
