(Note: Sung to the tune of Tarzan's "Two Worlds")

Sung by Applejack

It all started when Applejack left Ponyville to enter the Equestrian Rodeo in Canterlot. Plan was she'd win, and get the prize money to fix Ponyville Town Hall's roof. However, she never came back, forcing Twilight and the rest of her friends to look for her.

Eventually, they found Applejack working on a cherry farm, but she refused to answer questions as to why.

Left with no other alternative, her friends had to unleash their trump card: Pinkie.

"...A cherrychanga is mashed up cherries in a tortilla that's deep fried. Cherrychanga. Great name, huh? Oh, but maybe I should call it a chimicherry. Ooh, that's good too. Which do you think sounds better? Cherrychanga or chimicherry? Or what if I combine them? Chimicherrychanga! What sounds the funniest? I like funny words! One of my favorite funny words is 'kumquat'! I didn't make that one up. I would work in a kumquat orchard just so I could say 'kumquat' all day! Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat! And 'pickle barrel'! Isn't that just the funnest thing to say? Pickle barrel, pickle barrel, pickle barrel! Say it with me! Pickle barrel, kumquat, pickle barrel, kumquat, pickle barrel, kumquat, chimicherrychanga!"

Zip yer mouth and stop yer darn yammerin’
Two words, they are “SHUT UP”!
Shut yer trap
Stop talkin’ please,
You grate mah nerves, eeyup

Ah get a headache listening
To things like kumquats and stuff
Just go away, leave me in peace

Zip yer mouth and stop yer darn chatterin’
Two words, they are “ZIP IT”!
Shut yer trap
Stop talkin’ please,
Yer chattering’s the pits!

Yer doin’ this to torture me
Did the girls put yah up for this?
Just go away, leave me in peace

Just please shut up
Ah have this load
Ah’m busy, Ah don’t need you
Can’t take no more
Leave me alone
What’s the deal in waiting?
Be quiet, just try it here

“No words” describe mah state of bliss
“No words” would be real nice right now
That dream is gone, but Ah can hope

Zip yer mouth and stop yer blabberin’
Two words, they are “BE QUIET!”
Shut yer trap
Stop talkin’ please,
I'm about to start a riot!

"...Speaking of beans, did you ever realize how many words rhyme with 'beans'? Lean, mean, spleen, unclean, bean... "

Author's Note

As requested by Revenant Wings