(Note: Sung to the tune of The Emperor's New School's "Yzmopolis")

Sung by Rarity and Discord

Flank. Butt. Plot. Whatever you call it, there's a pony who has an opinion on it. And nopony is more concerned about looks in Ponyville than Rarity.

Rarity recently became concerned she may have put on weight, and has become rather conscious about the size of her flanks.

Discord thought it was hilarious.

First there was the ice-cream,
Then the cookie dough,
Comfort food has made my
Flank size grow and grow...

Yes, my plot is growing atop all this!
My flank’s getting bit too wide
Yes, my plot is growing atop all this!
I don’t like big butts and I cannot lie
My behind grew in size though if you ask my friends,
I’m sure that they’d be polite,
But I know it’s the end!

"You know, it has gone to my thighs, so what in Equestria will it do to the rest of me...?"
Yes, my plot is growing atop all this!
The region that grew large
Yes, my plot is growing atop all this!
‘Bout the size of a barge,
B-U-T-T! What does that spell? It’s butt!

Yes, my plot is growing atop all this!
I’ll get all sorts of looks…
It's glorious
Victorious
I always laugh uproarious
'Cause Rarity’s euphorious
I ought to hit the books…

They’ll say “Girl got flank”,
They see that my booty’s like a tank,
All that food went to my thighs,
But I guess in hindsight
Least it didn’t make me fat,
THAT would be the end of that
Exercise, it doesn’t help
It rounds the butt that I was dealt
Discord finds it funny that my backside’s so big…

Yes, that plot is quite on top of this!
I think it looks fine from here;
But that won’t stop me teasing her
Come on, is that so wrong here?

"Oh, what if I end up losing my youthful metabolism!? I mean, it’s all well and good, I think I managed to avoid the worst, I’ve only come away with a flank I think is MUCH too big, but one day, very soon..."
Yes, that plot is a bumper crop, it is!
I knew it! It’s too big!
Yes, my plot is much too wide for this!
What do you think?
Stop taking digs!

I think next time I’m in a slump,
I’ll anguish myself thin.
The angsty diet, I have tried it
I’m good at that, it’s win-win!
(Ha ha ha ha ha!)

First there was the ice-cream,
Then the cookie dough,
Comfort food has made my
Flank size grow and grow...
What my plot is!

Author's Note

As requested by Ugly-Duckling123.

I regret nothing.