My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Pocahonta's "Colours of the Wind")

Sung by Rarity

A lady is simply not a lady without a sense of dignity, according to Rarity. That is why she always has on standby a fainting couch for particularly stressful moments. It is not a ploy for attention, it is an art.

You think I'm a dramatic pony
And you've seen so much disaster
And awful fiascos
But still you cannot see
How to keep your dignity
And yet put your disapproval right on show?
You don't know ...

The fastest way is just to simply black out
Shut out all the horrors that you saw
But do make sure you get a comfy landing
It would not do if your back gets all sore

I have my own fainting couch for a reason
It cost a pretty penny overseas
It's comfy and it all adds to the drama
You'll wake up and you'll be more at ease

Have you ever really felt like blanking out right there?
Or feel like ignoring some really shameful thing?
Can you lose your sense of self from the horrors?
Can you faint with all the drama you can bring?
Can you faint with all the drama you can bring?

Dramatic fainting's truly an art form
So make sure that you're doing it all right
Come hang with all the ruffians all around you
And then you'll faint dead away at the sight

I recommend the ones with all the pillows
All lined with goose feathers and then some
And do make sure the outside's easy to clean
You never know when a fainting time will come

When should your shame feel so low?
If you don't black out, then you'll never know

And so should you ever feel like blanking out right there
And throw your consciousness straight to the wind
We do it with the dignity we can muster
We need to faint with all the drama you can bring
You can stay awake and still
Take in awful sights until
You can faint with all the drama you can bring!