(Note: Sung to the tune of The Princess and the Frog's "Friends on the Other Side")

Sung by Discord and some chorus back that came out of nowhere

The anatomy of a draconequus is somewhat of a shady area of discovery. Not just because the only available draconequus, Discord, doesn't believe in 'straight answers' but also because how a draconequus's existence pretty much defies logic himself.

When asked to explain the anatomy of himself, this was how Discord replied:

Don't you poke and prod me, little pal!
Don't you derogate or deride!
Oh are you surprised
At my arms
Since they bend to the other side!

His arms bend to the other side...

I can turn you into a table
I can belch soda with ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please
I can un-friend you like this
I can spin you a riddle, too
I can make your drink fizz the "wrong" way
(by the way, can I get a glass of water?)
And convincingly fake Blue Flu!

Cos my body's
Pretty hotty
I do things I ain't even tried!
I've got arms that bend to the other side!

His arms bend to the other side!

Okay, okay, I guess I'll tell
But did you know I sweat popcorn as well?
I can clone myself in sets of three
I'm such a great guy so here's more of me!
Pfft, who cares about your research paper?
Instead I'll tell you 'bout my Canterlot caper!
(It's a pretty good yarn, so it's worth it.)
My mood was high
But my funds were low
So I had a chat with Rarity, I know she got dough!

Look, I know I'm just talking about my talents here...
But time spent with friends is well spent. Apparently.
I just wanna be free.
Hop from place to place.
But freedom... takes green!

It's the green, it's the green, it's the green I need
And when I looked into my future
It's the green that I see!

I wanted a vacation to Canterlot City
But I needed to get money somehow
So I gathered up my wits and so to make a few bits...
I just shaved Rarity's head...
And sold them as wigs to cows
That's how I got where I wanted to be...
Wait, I should be talking 'bout my anatomy!

Shake my hand.
Come on brony.
Won't you shake the draconequus's hand?

Yes...
Are you ready? (Are you ready?)
Are you ready?
Transformation central! (Transformation central!)
Reformation central! (Reformation central!)
Transmogrification central!
Have you got it?
Your research
Your research
Your research all right?
I hope you're satisfied
But if you ain't
Don't blame me!!
And don't forget my arms bend to the other side!

He just described strange stuff!
Nothing useful for your paper!

Hush...

Author's Note

As requested by Nightmare Haunt.