(Note: Sung to the tune of Phineas And Ferb's "Fabulous")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

After Rainbow Dash got into a rather bad accident of a somewhat bumpy (others would say "crashy" but bumpy works too) nature.

Panicking, Twilight told Pinkie to call Rainbow Dash an ambulance.

So that's exactly what Pinkie did.

Oh hey there Rainbow Dash, Twilight said to me,
“Call Rainbow Dash an ambulance” you see.
I think Twilight’s playing a pretend-y game,
But I don’t think it’s a good time, all the same.

Twilight: “Pinkie! Not LITERALLY!”

But you don’t have a big cross that’s bright red,
No blue and red siren on top of your head.
No room in the back for a patient or four,
On either side, you don’t have a door!

You have to admit, Twilight’s confusing.
Rarity: “Never mind, I’ll do it…”
Rainbow Dash: “MY WINGS!”

Twilight Sparkle’s given you
A new nickname, maybe two!
You're an ambulance. (An ambulance!)
You’re an ambulance. (An ambulance!)
I don’t get it, but okay!
Your new name is... (But why, anyway?)
You're an ambulance. (An ambulance!)
You’re an ambulance. (An ambulance!)

What the heck do you have in common with
A medical vehicle? A true wordsmith
Would see a pattern sooner than I,
But as for me I do have to try!

Unless Twilight Sparkle meant I should
“Call up” an ambulance? That would be good!
Well, why didn’t Twilight say so at first?
Then I could help before you got worse!

But, still, it’s a funny name
So I’ll still call her that, the same!
You're an ambulance. (An ambulance!)
You’re an ambulance. (An ambulance!)
I don’t get it, but okay!
Your new name is... (But why, anyway?)
You're an ambulance. (An ambulance!)
You’re an ambulance. (An ambulance!)

Author's Note

As requested by The Princess Rarity.