(Note: Sung to the tune of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame's "God Help The Outcasts")

Sung by Maud Pie

Maud's typical day as a rock farmer may not be the most exciting thing in the world, but it pays the bills.

Why does her family farm rocks, you may ask? Well, the answer is simple. They farm rocks since rocks can't farm themselves.

I don't know if you can get this
Why we farm lumps of stone
It's totally serious business
What we do alone
Yes, the art and subtle science
Of grinding sand just right
The exact measurements of quartz...
And move rubble out of sight!

Maud helps them out back
Trimming the rocks
Til late that evening
Keeping to the clock
Maud helps the family
Watering the grit
Maud helps them out back
Just earning the bits

It's a rock farm
Not a quarry
The two are totally different to me
Cos does a quarry breed boulders?
All the best breeding rocks on my shoulder here

Feeding the rock slabs
I can get by
Tell the stonemasons
Delivery's come by
We sell pet rocks for
The poor and downtrod
A day in the life
Of farmpony Maud

Maud helps them out back
Farmpony Maud

Author's Note

As requested by Revenant Wings.

Practice for Chapter 74 applies here too.