(Note: Sung to the tune of Bedknobs and Broomsticks's "The Beautiful Briny Sea")

Sung by Fluttershy

Nature is disgusting yet fascinating. Fluttershy is certainly not a fan of gratuitous murder by any stretch, but she can certainly appreciate the ways animals hunt or defend themselves. She may even, dare I say it, lecture you on the way starfish feed by throwing up their stomach at unsuspecting fish and then digest them for several days.

Nature. Truly fascinating.

How pleasant, watching along
Watching critters and all the rest of the beautiful spiny beasts
What a chance to get a better peep
At nasty nature at its most deep
I love
Parasitic wasps and doves
All day
I could watch swimming stingrays

It's lovely, tagging along
Watching critters and all the rest of the beautiful spiny beasts
Portuguese Mare o' wars
The stings attacks your lungs
And hearts malfunction
Don't worry, you won't die
Nature is great! Reiterate:
I'll sing about all the beautiful spiny beasts

Look!

How pleasant, watching along
Watching critters and all the rest of the beautiful spiny beasts
Fulmar gull chicks vomit, believe me,
That's how it keeps out the enemies
It's grand
Komodo Dragons on sand
Their bite
Infects wounds, and then you die!

It's lovely, watching along
Watching a cowfish make toxins that kill all the fish swimmingly
Kangaroo defence
Jumping into water pools
Then they drown their foes
You must admit that's cool
Nature is great! Reiterate:
I'll sing about all the beautiful spiny beasts

Skipping along, singing a song
Praise be to all of the beautiful spiny
Venomous, spiny, beautiful spiny beasts

Author's Note

Dedicated to all animals that can kill in extremely odd and needlessly cruel ways. I love you all.