(Note: Sung to the tune of The Tigger Movie's "Round My Family Tree")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

If ever Twilight Sparkle wishes to show you a brand new discovery she made, it would probably be wise to either preemptively silence her or tell her you "don't speak egghead" as Rainbow Dash would say

Never let Twilight Sparkle get carried away. EVER. Or you will be unable to leave for hours.

There's magic theories and physics theories
And theories I never knew
Like nature theories and some maths theories
Conspiracy theories too

Biology theories
Inductive theories
Please can I go home now?
Need to floss my otter
And go rearrange some cows

Found, found her rambling spree
I know they're not good excuses, see
Found, found her rambling spree
I am a confused pony

There's sprees of chemistry theories
History theories by the ton
There's overwhelmin' great great molecular theories
Why can she not stop at one!?

There's skinny-little, tiny-little, small logic theories
Quantum physics theories too
I don't understand them
And I don't wish that I knew

Found, found her rambling spree
I just took some science to the knee
Found, found her rambling spree
I am a confused pony
Found her rambling spree
I am a confused pony

The first-est most sign of a rambling spree
An announcement of discovery
Of the greatest, longest, strangest finding
You'd ever care to see

But if you care to listen you can't afford to miss 'em
Cos then she will always ask
If you've actually been paying attention while staying
Dozing off ain't no task!

There were big motion theories, evolution theories
And theories of worldly acclaim
There were glorious, fantasmagorious theories
That I do not care to explain

There's the arduous time and the disciple's rhyme
Of her tedious rambling spree
And when she starts explaining,
I start begging to be free!

Found, found her rambling spree
Nowhere to hide from Twilight, or flee
Found, found her rambling spree
I am a confused pony

There's magic theories and physics theories
And theories I never knew
Like nature theories and some maths theories
Conspiracy theories too

And when those theories all get together
Twilight just has a ball!
Confusing-est, boring-est, talking-est, tedious
Most brain exploding-est egghead lecture of all!

Everypony brace - science coming at you!
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Author's Note

As requested by Ugly-Duckling123.